TYRA MAIL!

Posted on January 6, 2009

I finally watched the hour long season finale of Keyshia Cole: My Family Is Responsible For My Relevancy on Sunday night and it was nothing short of life altering!

When Frankie visited a college to learn more information on becoming a veterinarian and found out that the courses would take longer than she expected she said “fuck effort,” Neffie and her man Soullow got tatted up with each others tragic names before he asked for her dusty hand in marriage in Las Vegas, and Keyshia got her eyebrows plucked to perfection by world renowned tang master Damone Roberts!

Other Frankie highlights include her using Neffie’s infant son to select a mattress for her new bedroom set and the shocking revelation that she has a 5 year old kid roaming the Earth.

Keyshia is the opening acting, Neffie is the headliner, and Frankie is the after-party! It was a certified Man Down – Code 10 Situation at Keyshia’s platinum party at the Velvet Room in ATL. More pictures after the jump.

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Neffie Plays Dress Up In Frankie’s Closet

Posted on December 1, 2008

Get into this! Nefeteria [1] finally rolled her mug in some make-up while sporting a hairstyle that the ladies and zestlemen at The Bronner Bros. International Hair Show would be proud of last week in Houston. She was in town promoting fuckery and devastation among Black women ages 18-35.

I love Neffie for her ever changing attitude. One minute she is cursing Frankie out with a baby on her hip and then the next she is crying about some shit that she can’t do anything about called the past. Now that the Desperate Housewives of Bankhead season is over I can dedicate my Tuesday nights to watching her expose her kids to all types of dangerous levels of hood shit. Sweet!

[1] You laugh but she has a sister name Elite.

Quick Quotes

Posted on November 25, 2008

Chitlins are off the menu. They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming ‘Hallelujah!’ I want to be around for a long time, so let’s drop the chitlins.

- – ReRe the Body says no to chitlins this holiday

News Break

Posted on September 26, 2008

Believe it or not but there is someone who has been on vacation to the pokey more times than DMX and Bobby Brown combined.

Henry “James Brown” Earl, 58 of Lexington, KY has been arrested a record 1,000 times. Henry Earl marked his 1,000th arrest on the charge of alcohol intoxication on Tuesday, September 23, 2008.

A standing ovation is in order.

Police arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.

Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.

Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.

If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.

In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.

35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]

I Remember

Posted on September 18, 2008

Keyshia Cole has come along way from being known simply as the R+B newcomer rocking the bad blonde kool-aid streaked lace front wig and fiery attitude to match. With two platinum albums, a popular reality television show and a new set of veneers under her belt KeyLoLo is well on her way.

To becoming Frankie’s official weed carrier.

Take a stroll down memory lane with Keyshia after the jump.

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Upgrade or Downgrade: Star’s New Man

Posted on September 3, 2008

The former Mr. Star Jones is undoubtedly clutching his Chanel pearls over this one! Starzilla and her new bust it baby Herb Wilson were spotted playing kissy face at the US Open on Tuesday.

Wilson is the executive chef [you better not say one word about food] of Tribeca Grand in New York City. The pair reportedly have a longtime friendship that recently turned romantic.

“He’s the anti-thesis of Al! He’s successful, intelligent, and doesn’t want to be in the public eye,” revealed an insider. Do you think that Star’s new boo is a upgrade or downgrade from Al Reynolds?

Hola Hovito!

Posted on July 31, 2008

I didn’t see this one coming at all and apparently neither did you! I just knew Vibe had went all Vh1 on us and put Flavor Flav on the cover holding up the number of sexual transmitted diseases he has contracted this year. Well played peeps.