People tend to take themselves way too seriously on the internet. Thankfully today’s clip is not one of those dreadful occurrences. Save your shade for another day ['cause that's not Snoop from The Wire in the Rocawear jacket] and get into this hilarious parody of “On To The Next One” dedicated to my sole favorite thing on this planet – - food.

Freeze. Somebody bring me back some rice and peas.

I’m not sure if Sir Enna Serena and Kizzy were in Miami partying it up together but the two pals were both spotted over the weekend enjoying the night life. I’m just happy that Kizzy has escaped from the clutches of the wig crypt unscathed and cheerful . . .  this time. Let’s just hope that Pap Knowles didn’t cancel her virgin bayou remy hair employee discount card.

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Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon isn’t buying whatever meth and glowstick products Taylor Momsen is trying to sell! Take notes kids, this is the proper technique for giving a hoe the direct side-eye without them ever noticing. Not that you care or anything, you gangsta bitch you.

Judging from the slight Bobby Brown inspired twist in her mouth Adrienne is a veteran at giving the evil glare. You don’t see side-eyes executed like this everyday. She may not be able to act worth a damn but bravo to her for being able to stare directly into a bitch’s soul!

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As annoying as she can appear at times you can’t help but love Raven Symone. I’m almost certain that she has more than a few crazy qualities about herself but we all do. I just pray that her wonkiness doesn’t drive her up a wall and send her on a high speed chase on the interstate from the police.

This Chris Brown shit has me looking at everybody as if they are a suspect.  And yes, that would include you too.

The American Idol star, 24, says she’s ready to hit the books and earn her high school degree after giving up the chance to do so when she dropped out of school about a decade ago in the ninth grade.

“I’ve been talking about it for so long,” Fantasia told me earlier today. “I have a lot of young people who look up to me, like my 15-year-old brother and 7-year-old daughter. “It’s something that I really need to do and that I want to do.”

The singer, who rose to fame and fortune as the winner of Idol’s third season, says she’s back on solid ground after dealing with the possibility of one of her homes being foreclosed and put up for auction.

“I had to sit back for awhile and had to get some things settled,” she said. “I had been with a lot of people not doing what they said they were going to do. I didn’t have time to sit back and cry. I didn’t have time to go to a mental health counselor. I had to keep my s–t on straight—excuse my language!—and handle my business, because it’s not just about me. It’s about me and my whole family.” [source]

Fantasia is nominated for a Grammy for the song “I’m His Only Woman, a duet with fellow American Idol alum / friend Jennifer Hudson. “I’m going vintage on the red carpet,” she said. “I have lost 20 pounds, so now I can get into vintage, because the women back then were petite. They were very small.”

I can’t wait to see what she pulls out of her closet on Sunday!  Please let it be velveteen, please let it be velveteen.

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Sweet Minty Jesus, between this and Etta’s enlarged heroin hands I don’t think I am going to make it today. Tiny isn’t going to let Clifford’s incarceration keep her tucked away deep in the barn.

During a chat with Jamie Foster Brown she revealed that she will star in a reality show that will showcase the day-to-day activities of a hot mom.

Stop trying to think of greasy comments to leave in regards to pigs and focus!

Other women rumored to be apart of the cast include some of her closest friends: Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife Toya Carter, singer/songwriter Kandi Burress and Joy Jennings [wife of the pube face monster that is Lyfe Jennings].

Tiny tells Foster-Brown that she also plans to open a nail salon. You know what that means now? Acrylic hooves for everybody, yay!

Anderson Cooper’s boo NeNe hit up Atlanta’s go-to photographer Derek Blanks this past weekend for an eyelashes poppin’, lip bustin’ photo shoot. I’m not sure how she paid for this shit [I'm thinking non-perishable canned goods] but good for her. Dwight should book his appointment between one of his suck and fuck sessions!

I’m patiently waiting for Mr. Blanks to get around to shooting some pictures of Frankie! If I have to setup a PayPal fund my damn self to make that situation pop off just give me the green light.

See more pictures [including the beautiful Ms. Bitchie herself] over at NB!

I finally watched the hour long season finale of Keyshia Cole: My Family Is Responsible For My Relevancy on Sunday night and it was nothing short of life altering!

When Frankie visited a college to learn more information on becoming a veterinarian and found out that the courses would take longer than she expected she said “fuck effort,” Neffie and her man Soullow got tatted up with each others tragic names before he asked for her dusty hand in marriage in Las Vegas, and Keyshia got her eyebrows plucked to perfection by world renowned tang master Damone Roberts!

Other Frankie highlights include her using Neffie’s infant son to select a mattress for her new bedroom set and the shocking revelation that she has a 5 year old kid roaming the Earth.

Keyshia is the opening acting, Neffie is the headliner, and Frankie is the after-party! It was a certified Man Down – Code 10 Situation at Keyshia’s platinum party at the Velvet Room in ATL. More pictures after the jump.

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Get into this! Nefeteria [1] finally rolled her mug in some make-up while sporting a hairstyle that the ladies and zestlemen at The Bronner Bros. International Hair Show would be proud of last week in Houston. She was in town promoting fuckery and devastation among Black women ages 18-35.

I love Neffie for her ever changing attitude. One minute she is cursing Frankie out with a baby on her hip and then the next she is crying about some shit that she can’t do anything about called the past. Now that the Desperate Housewives of Bankhead season is over I can dedicate my Tuesday nights to watching her expose her kids to all types of dangerous levels of hood shit. Sweet!

[1] You laugh but she has a sister name Elite.

Chitlins are off the menu. They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming ‘Hallelujah!’ I want to be around for a long time, so let’s drop the chitlins.

- – ReRe the Body says no to chitlins this holiday