I didn’t see this one coming at all and apparently neither did you! I just knew Vibe had went all Vh1 on us and put Flavor Flav on the cover holding up the number of sexual transmitted diseases he has contracted this year. Well played peeps.

Psycho Bitch 3000, also commonly referred to as Naomi Campbell, appears on the August cover of I-D magazine with Stefano Pilati. You see the top of her scalp isn’t showing, right? The Fashion Spot has more flicks from the sexy spread. I want to re-create the cover with Gaymonn at Olan Mills. Can somebody set that up for me before December? I’m always looking for new, cutting edge ideas for my Xmas cards.

Gwen Yon went out and brought her a new Gabrielle Union wig to wear to her daughter’s high school graduation but was left standing ouside with at least 100 other angry people.

Family members and friends said they were denied entry into Fuquay-Varina High School’s ceremony even though they said they had tickets to the event.

Some in the crowd said other people without tickets were allowed inside.

“It’s wrong. It’s unjustifiably wrong,” Yon said. “They need to suffer some kind of ramifications. This is a once in a lifetime thing. We’ve done paid whatever fees they had to pay. They got their money.”

“I took three days off from work and drove all the way here,” said another man from Syracuse, N.Y., who traveled to see his son graduate. “I feel used, abused and violated. This is a once in a lifetime deal.” [source]

So why is this news you ask? Because Ms. Gwen didn’t decide to act a donkey like the rest of your cousins, a decision that ultimately saved her from being shocked with a taser gun and then stuffed in the back of a police cruiser. Now that is grace under pressure! I don’t think I could’ve lived another day after watching a video clip of 5-0 knocking her wig askew.

[Thanks Fake Janice Combs]

It’s always a sad occurence when every time I see Michelle Williams my first thought is “who in the hell let you out of the crypt?” versus thinking “it’s great to see your face again, girl!”

Somebody is trying to get a second gig as Michelle Obama’s understudy now, eh? No hate here today, I am all for back up plans.

Shug Avery had the first lady at bingo night look under lock and key at the A Great Night In Harlem benefit concert on Thursday night. You better believe that someone made it rain on her with seed offering envelopes during the course of the evening.

Just Jared has brand spankin’ new pictures of Nay Nay strutting her butter beans on the set of Ugly Betty. According to reports, the model will act as Elle’s designated hitter in the season finale episode.

It makes absolutely no sense to be that beautiful and crazy at the same time. This broad needs an extended come to Jesus talk because her antics are no longer amusing.

I’m performing a praise dance while sitting down in my office chair like Rev. Alicia over this one! I think we all agree that Zoe Kravitz cleans up well. She gave her dope fiend swag a break for Vanity Fair’s party for the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival on Tuesday night.

Enjoy this while you can because there is no telling how she will look the next time we see her.

More flicks from the night:

Don’t tell anybody this but I secretly stan for Martha Stewart. That bitch is ruthless! She would eat her young to stay on top.