Style Jury: Keyshia Cole
I see the devil was busy making his rounds this weekend. I rebuke Keyshia’s wig + outfit in the name of the Father, Son, and Frankie’s dentures! What’s your verdict? View video of the dramatics under the hood.
Archive for the 'I'm So Different' Category
You Sent It: Glowsticks - - Code RED!
Hey Fresh,
Now back in the day I was a Dru Hill Stan but this is something I just can’t keep from Crunkland eyes. This man has a Cesar, a fauxhawk, a s-curl, a fade, and some designs on his head all at the same damn time…”Ooh boy you so creative, your glowsticks glow red in a sea of green ones.”
- - Apacoonytangbang
P.S. And I threw in the pic with him and K-Ci . . . we can all use a little K-Ci in our lives now and then.
Girl, You So Futuristic
Lady GaGa is the pinnacle of different-ness! Since I am rocking one solo contact lens right now [long story but there was some hoe shit involved - - victory!] I thought she was the youngest Knowles sister at first.
Many of her fans believe that Christina Aguilera jacked her swag from the electropop singer. Whatever the case may ultimately be someone please notify Solange that she can turn her glow sticks in at the front desk.
More flicks of GaGa, Christian Siriano, T-Pain, Tyrese, Orland Brown [roflmao] and others at Interscope, Geffen, A&M Records’ American Music Awards after-party under the hood.
4th Annual PAPER Magazine Nightlife Awards
If it felt a little muggy on Sunday night it was because the planet got a little dose of global warning thanks to the party goers at Paper Magazine’s 4th Annual Nightlife Awards. Word to the wise: your sweet ass better run for cover when fever and tang collide.
Solange and her glowstick worthy outfits were no match for tangmasters such as Isis [from the current cycle America's Next Top Model] and Amanda Leopore. Factor in the Civil War proper phenomenon that is The James Gang and that bitch was virtually unnoticeable. And I didn’t even bring the Retro Kids into the equation.
Snapped: Zoe Kravitz At The mtvU Woodie Awards
I’m glad Zoe Kravitz decided to get rid of that bad emo haircut and borrow some of Angela Simmons’ old weave because that whole “I’m deep, I write poetry on MySpace and cut myself” look doesn’t do a thing for me.
Lenny’s girl attends the 2008 mtvU Woodie Awards with her friend Riley Keough on Wednesday night. Excitement personified, I know. Next!
Boy, You A Little Country
Some white people are having an interesting month, no? First “that one” gets elected as our next president then one of BET’s fraggles shows up at the Country Music Awards to perform with Kid Rock. I bet there was plenty of “Can’t we just have something for ourselves?” textual healing going during this performance.
Style Jury: Trina
Trina has been busy laying up under boyfriend Kenyon Martin’s nut sack so we haven’t seen her much lately. Last month she performed at the Lions club an event advertised as an All Sexy Party but judging from the tragic souls who filled venue it looked more like a casting call for Plies’ bust it baby calendar.
Decked out in the finest costume jewelry the Carol City Flea Mart has to offer, the Diamonique princess performed for her dedicated dusty, sleuth foot fans. I see someone is trying to give Victoria Beckham a run for her money in the head gear department. Girl, that’s some couture hoe shit! What’s your verdict on Trina’s outfit?
You Sent It: Crackhead Days of Yore
Halle Berry, in Canada shooting her latest movie, was seen with her daughter. Here’s the description from Just Jared: “Halle is starring and co-producing the psychological drama, which follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder. Halle, who plays both Frankie and Alice, is torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.”
Sounds like Monsters Ball 2: Crack Is Whack
- - Mook