Usher’s angry kitty moment on TRL while addressing “all the haters” was one of my personal favorite moments in pop culture last year. He really wanted us, the public, to drink the together forever kool-aid but I’m no low budget bitch. I will not consume anything short of the finest tropical flavors Jarritos has to offer but I appreciated the effort.
Relive the moment under the cut. Jonetta knows best!
The tangy twat from the Fuck Keri Hilson video is back! He is looking to extend his 15 seconds of YouTube fame by giving the gays a lesson in zesty etiquette. My soul plummeted faster than Scarlett standing on top of the cubbie section at the daycare center when Necole Bitchie subjected me to this. This is what happens when you take prayer out of school!
My friend in the head MaryAnne gave me the best birthday present a girl could receive earlier this month by featuring the always zestfully clean Al Reynolds in the alphanista hall of fame! The tang master tribute was complete with a few of my all time favorite angry kitty quotables:
If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “In my mind, it feels like ‘Dump on Al Month.’ [Come come on the drum! - - Fresh] And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity . . .
What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media . . . To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.
Until you have strutted a mile on the strip lookin for some hot trade in his Zanotti’s don’t offer your judgment, hoe.
Fresh,
Just when I thought Geisha was the end all and be all of my life’s true purpose. I have found my new SHero in Ms. Timaya. She is like fire shut up in my bones! Check out this clip of her series of unfortunate events at a “Mickey-Got-Damn-D’s” Job Fair. If she applied this much passion and fever to
higher goals, she could be my personal Jesus! Enjoy, Crunksters!– Tyrone “Slim” Jones’ Booking Agent
Siegfried & Roy celebrated the first birthday of five of their tiger cubs at the Siegfried & Roy’s Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat at The Mirage in Las Vegas on Tuesday. Yes, after being bitten in the neck by a tiger and having one-quarter of his skull removed Roy is still holding it down for the felines. Yet another reason to love white people.
For the last time Mr. West is the proud owner of a Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour jacket but doesn’t have a fucking twitter account.