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Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Assault

Posted by Fresh on January 25, 2010

If the above headline read Gary Coleman Arrested For Domestic Abuse of Vaseline Intensive Care Total Moisture Bottle the mood on his face would be much lighter.

gary mug Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic AssaultGary Coleman was arrested Sunday for domestic violence, authorities said.

The former child star was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a domestic assault warrant and booked into the Utah County jail about 1:30 p.m., according to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office.

He was wanted for one count of domestic assault – a misdemeanor – though it’s unclear when the incident occurred. Utah County Deputy Denton, who declined to give her first name, said the warrant stemmed from a missed court date.

Coleman is working on posting bail of $1,725, Denton said, and the jail doesn’t have any record of who his alleged victim was.

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Freeze Frame: Mike Tyson Did This

Posted by Fresh on November 12, 2009

killer mike Freeze Frame: Mike Tyson Did This

It could have been a helluva lot worse.

Mike Tyson and photographer Tony Echeverria are being investigated for misdemeanor battery after an airport scuffle that injured the paparazzo, police said Thursday. The two men both made citizens’ arrests of each other after a confrontation at about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport. Police were called and they were fingerprinted and photographed, then released without bail, according to police officials.

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Rewind: NeNe & Michael Lohan’s War of Words

Posted by Fresh on October 22, 2009

NeNe called off the nationwide search for her daddy and went toe to television screen with Michael Lohan while taping a segment for The Insider on Wednesday. After being accused of exploiting his “toxic parenting” relationship with daughter Lindsay Lohan for fame and money, ML struck back and hit Atlanta’s most outspoken housewife dead in her dead eye with a verbal two piece, telling her to “go promote Nutrisystem or something.”

And then I exhaled.

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Rewind: Kanye Omari West Gets Sick And Filthy At The VMA’s

Posted by J. Cooper on September 13, 2009

kanye rant Rewind: Kanye Omari West Gets Sick And Filthy At The VMAs

Taylor Swift didn’t even have 30 seconds to speak until Kanye Omari jumped on stage and ruined the moment for her. Although he did congratulate her on the win, he stated that Beyonce had the best video of the year. Drunk off the Hennessy, Kanye proceeded to create an uncomfortable atmosphere in the audience.

Watch Kanye’s cunty moment again after the jump!

UPDATE: Kanye issued an apology on his blog. In all caps of course, but he is like super sorry and stuff, ya’ll

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on September 9, 2009

This news break is a little old but still tasty nonetheless.

The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

The man is alleged to have committed the gross act because the 31-year-old woman refused his sexual advances which he directed at her as she went about her business earlier in the day.

The Weekend Star was told that last Friday, the obviously enraged complainant along with family and friends reported the matter to the police.

Detective Corporal Aldaine Jackson of the Manchester police said the woman told the police that she and the accused man were once lovers.

ending the relationship

However, the relationship is said to have ended a few days prior to the incident and the man was said to have promised to get back at the woman for ending the relationship.

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Quick Flicks: Kanye Gives The Paparazzi An Earful of Love

Posted by Fresh on August 20, 2009

kanye fever Quick Flicks: Kanye Gives The Paparazzi An Earful of Love

The Roc Boys are on their menstruals tonight!

Kanye Omari must have heard our desperate cries for him to return to his former cunty self because he did just that while out on a the stroll with Amber Rose on Wednesday. There was plenty of finger waving and neck jerking [none of which from Robocop, of course] when the couple realized they were being followed by pussy hoe photogs.

She did that.

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Joe, The Textbook Case of a Dramatic Cunt

Posted by Fresh on August 18, 2009

I have nothing against Joe other than the fact that he has the personality of an unused coffee filter. A cunty unused coffee filter. During an interview on Shade 45’s Lip Service the R&B crooner went all Kanye-esque [add it to your lexicons] after being paused for calling a vagina a bad boy before storming out. Girl, you be keeping your temper under control and shit.

*clanks two empty milk bottles together*

Not one to follow in the footsteps of fish, the equally irrelevant Chico DeBarge stuck around for the fun. Good for that guy for not being a wet blanket, shame on Joe for setting himself up for even more lip ash jokes.

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