@FuckKeriHilson > Kandi’s Naruto hair > Keri Hilson
More than 40,000 fans bored muthafuckas around the globe [the majority hailing from the UK, you already know] locked in to Ustream last night to watch Keri Hilson, Kandi, Wyclef, Kim Zoliack, Rasheeda, and DJ Drama takeover Atlanta’s Aphiliates Studio. And by takeover I mean act all chummy with each other to increase their number of followers.
Cross contamination game proper.
This looks like the beginning of an awkward porn, no?
The deputy diaper genie of Young Money was photographed in all of his wonton wrapper © Kanye Breast greatness standing on the balcony of the W Hotel in Miami earlier this week. While he did look over the edge with contemplation in his eyes, I am happy to report that he didn’t test his luck by jumping.
Although her performance as musical guest on Saturday Night Love received mixed reviews, the best thing that came out of the Barbadian appearance was the skit “Shy Ronnie.” Vocalizing over a hip-hop beat, The Barbadian and Ronnie give the kids some education.
P.S. Don’t worry about Chris. He already jacked off to this video 20 times.
While the rest of us was calling it a nightg on the east coast Jay-Z, Alex Rodriguez, Polow Da Meerkat, and The Black Eyed Peas kept the party going at The Staples Center.
Behold a lady.
With the wind behind against his back and his vulva sitting higher than a Chevy skating down the block on 26 inches, Dwight Eubanks manage to outshine his competition at the opening of Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Kandi’s new fashion boutique on Thursday night. Good pussy personified. Pass me Shawty Lo’s One Touch Ultra so I can check my sugar.
Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kim Zoliack [who was probably in attendance just to flash her new engagement ring from Big Poppa] the travel size version of Bobby Valentino, fashion designer Mychael Knight and others were seen on the scene.
I hope Lisa picked up a few new things for Ed because he stay looking like a lost member of Blackstreet. No diggity, no doubt. Get the scoop on the behind the scenes drama from Necole Bitchie and check out more flicks from the event over at Freddy O!
Very mature right? I’ll be here all week.
With wifey away hosting sex parties in Egypt, Mr. Carter watched pal Lebron James and the Cavaliers take on the Knicks with CC Sabathia and his fellow Yankee teammate Alex Rodriguez at Madison Square Garden on Friday. Get into Chris Rock’s nostrils in the background.
By the way, all black everything just sounds like a bad compilation porn now. One I would happily watch but still, let it go.
Although the season is over, the Real “Housewives” of Atlanta are still soaking up the perks of being celebrities, one of them being invited to prestigious ceremonies like the Soul Train Music Awards. Being blessed enough to see the likes of Charlie Wilson and Ginuwine in person is nothing short of amazing. I guess stealing husbands, losing your home, having sentient wigs, and just acting a damn fool on television does lead to the Glamorous Life.
*No close up shots of Sheree have been included in this post. No need to thank us.
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