If it weren’t for the presence of my love muffin B. Scott or Micah Jesse’s eyebrows breathing life into this party I would have just gave these flicks the screw face, left them on Wireimage where they belong, and crawled back into bed. I’m not in the mood for jokes this morning.
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I never recommend counting your Kat Stacks before they hatch but this may very well be the most disgusting thing you witness all day.
Uncle Russell ruined the appetites of all the guests at surrounding tables when he couldn’t control the urge to shove his tongue down his new model girlfriend Heidi Allende’s throat at the 2010 SESAC New York Music Awards on Wednesday night.
In non-stomach churning news related to the evening, Swizz Beats was presented with the Inspiration Award in recognition of his humanitarian work for Haiti. Check out 10+ pictures from the night after the cut!
Although I’m sure many were disappointed when they discovered that Pride Week isn’t until June, well celebrated muppets from all over Jim Henson’s Workshop (Waka! Waka! Waka!) all lined up for a hot plate of food and fuckery at BET’s Annual Florida Fish Fry over the weekend.
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Misa Hilton-Brim, pictured above with her family, was one of the numerous Peachtree Street all-stars to touchdown at the 2010 Blackout Awards in Newark, New Jersey over the weekend.
Other bodies identified among the wreckage include ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ tang master to the stars Lawrence Washington, my latest inspiration for staying on the diet bandwagon Christian Balenciaga, Miss Black New Jersey Lori Bryant, and one very angry lace front.
Dressed in all black like the omen, the residents of Foreclosure Lane attended Bravo’s 2010 Upfront Party. Bryson’s unfortunate mug shot was the last thing on NeNe’s mind last night as she took a bite out of The Big Apple with the rest of the Atlanta Housewives. While it is unclear whether another cast member will be added to the series, Bravo has confirmed that all ‘Housewives’ seen on season two will be back this Fall for a third go round. DeShawn Snow and her lock jaw are pissed!
Little Known Black History Fact: Perfecting the art of the side swoop is a major bathroom mirror accomplishment that can only rival mastering the Lil’ Kim cholita style make-up application process.
Now that I have successfully dropped some knowledge in your direction check out more flicks of Ty Ty and the boys at last night’s CW Network Reality launch party un-dah the sea.
Helicopters and police officers were called in to help control the scene outside of singer Tank [remember him?] and Tyrese’s joint birthday party at MyHouse on Sunday. The chaos outside of the nightclub was most likely the result of birthday boy Tyrese and Diddy dishing the party’s location out on Twitter. Along with the LAPD, the event also brought out Rihanna and Chris Brown’s stunt double Matt Kemp, Ray J and Snoop Dogg.