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Pucker Up

Posted by Fresh on October 2, 2008

Tiny + Her Goon Squad T.I. + Tiny

I never paid Tiny’s lips much attention because I was too busy focusing in on other . . . aspects of her face but Crunkster TeanBean thinks that her smackers have plumped quite noticeably. I went over to Sandra Rose’s gallery to check out some pictures of Clifford’s boo and sure enough I saw a difference. At the end of the day I don’t really give a fuck about another woman wanting to have the effects of bee stung lips but, you know, I’m sure some of you pork eating people might want to know about what’s being injected in your food.

I keed, I keed! And someone please tell T.I. to stop walking around with her head scarves in his jeans.

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Quick Flicks: 2008 Hoodie Awards

Posted by Fresh on September 23, 2008




Created by Steve Harvey, the Hoodie Awards is considered the award show for the people. The show honors local business establishments, religious and community leaders, churches and high schools for their contributions and excellence within various neighborhoods.

I guess I will give Mr. Hightower a gold star just as long as The Best Weed Man To Go To When You Are Short On Cash But Still Want A Chunky Sack is never presented with a $20 gift certificate from Church’s.

There are twelve categories: Best Church, Best Beauty Salon, Best Community Leader, Best Barbershop, Best High School Teacher, Best Fried Chicken Place, Best Soul Food Place, Best High School, Best Car Wash/Detail Shop, Best Bar-B-Que Place, Best Nail Salon, Best Church Choir.

Hit up the gallery for more flicks from the arrival area.

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Shake Ya Derrière In Them Dereon’s

Posted by Fresh on September 12, 2008

ReRe The Body ReRe The Body ReRe The Body

ReRe the Body and her rib carriers were spotted leaving the an important meeting with the wig crypt corporate staff in New York City on Thursday. She was there just to compliment the deal, hence the House of Dereon hat.

That’s a good look better yet a hood look. I guess, Beyonce.

The side-eye action and “let me suck my stomach in so it won’t ruin the shot” fever given off by the rib carriers in the first picture is incredible. Where for art thou Catfish Wilkerson?

[Flicks via Gossip On This]

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‘Making The Band 4′ Season 829 Premiere Party

Posted by Fresh on August 20, 2008

Although the event was suppose to be a party for the Danity Kane and Day 26 children, choreographer Lauri Ann Gibson was the center of attention. You know you can’t get enough of Boom Kat’s delusional ass. I think we all know someone who we think are okay as a person but still try to avoid like the fucking plague.

Pound Puppy a/k/a Teyana Taylor, Slim Thug, DJ Clue, Jon B and others also hit up the party. Check out more flicks from the night inside the photo gallery.

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Fill In The Blanks

Posted by Fresh on August 7, 2008

I clutched my pearls and fell out like your cousin Keison when Dr. Drew sent over this tragic picture of Cheri Dennis earlier morning. Diddy made a huge mistake and let her out of his toothpick crypt long enough to enjoy Danity Kane member Dawn’s birthday party.

Judging from the looks of things her pucci definitely does not smell like water. Sewage maybe.

Fill in the blank: Cheri Dennis looks like she is suffering from too much _______ and not enough _______.

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Quick Flicks: Lil’ Kim’s Birthday Party

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2008

Caption This Lil Kim, Angel Lola Whatever + First Lady Diamond

Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.

Lil’ Kim Looking A The Fool As Usual Queen Pen Wyclef + Lil’ Kim Missy Elliott Tommy Davidson . . . okay Kim

[pictures courtesy of DatzWhatzUp.net]

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Up Against The Wall

Posted by Fresh on July 31, 2008

Beyaki For Armani

Baby Daniel pressed a rusty Gillette razor against one of the rolls on my neck and threatened to take my life if I didn’t do a post about Tee Tee’s new picture so here it is.

This ad for Armani will appear inside of the pages of Fashion Rocks magazine. She has been added the line up of performers to who are slated to appear at this year’s Fashion Rocks event which will take place in New York on September 5.

Now if she would have done a photo spread like this I may would’ve posted about this earlier but better late than never.

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The Rock Is In The Building

Posted by Fresh on July 27, 2008

Rocko, Romelo + Monica Rocko, Romelo + Monica

Flicks by Derek Blanks/Derek Blanks Photography via Sandra Rose

Well I’ll be damned, even at the tender age of 3 years old [don't tell Linda Hogan] Lil’ Rocko is still more manly than Ne-Yo and John Legend. Now all I need is for somebody to explain to me why he looks like his daddy is actually Felecia “Snoop” Pearson and not Big Rocko. Do I have any takers? Anybody?

In news related to our boy, the streets are buzzing that the countdown to the demise of his friendship with Kang has officially begun. It was only a matter of time before their friendship turned sour. Expect a diss record by the end of the year and remember where you heard about it first.

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