Christian: Greg Leakes threw a gentlemen’s club meeting? Eddie Levert looking like he over there skeeting dust.
Fresh: The lies you tell. Eddie is over there looking like my future ex-cake daddy. Every woman needs a man like that. I’d rather give somebody some ass to repair the timing belt on my car than pay a license mechanic $800.
Christian: Well while he’s fixing your car, Eric Benet looking like he will touch up your leave out while treating you to a DVR marathon of ‘Moesha’ and ‘Girlfriends.’
Fresh: It’s been a wrap for him since he showed up barefoot on the red carpet with Halle Berry that time.
Christian: I wonder if he still has that sex addiction. He might be the face of the penis that was cleansing Kevin Terry’s throat on film. The Lord’s work has no boundaries.
Soul Train Awards 2013 – GRAMMY Foundation Event Panel
Hold your fire. If you thought Adrienne Bailon‘s 30th Birthday Bash would consist only of a four-day-old Publix sheet cake, Cheetah Girls party decorations purchased from the clearance section at Ross, and a game of pin the tail on Rob Kardashian think again. There was a red carpet, too.
The ‘I’m In Love With A Church Girl’ actress (boom!) was joined at Studio XXI in New York City this weekend by Ne-Yo, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Shaggy, Skylar Diggins, Fabolous and longtime girlfriend Emily B, Victor Cruz, Estelle and more. Check out all of the party people inside.
No red carpet is ever complete without someone showing up with a mouth full of teeth closely resembling kilos of cocaine smuggled into the country by the Medellín Cartel. Our government officials clearly cannot be bothered for a number of reasons but whatever.
TV One ‘R&B Divas’ reality stars Kelly Price and Nicci Gilbert put their weak ankles to the test by attending Sheryl Lee Ralph Foundation’s 23rd Annual Divas Simply Singing! Benefit Concert on Saturday night (October 12).
Earlier this year, the Curvato creator* took to her Instagram account to ask viewers to stop roasting her friend (who faced harsh criticism over her less than pleasant attitude) like a suckling pig by spreading social media hate — and it didn’t work though. People in general aren’t shit so hive five!
“If you are building a brand off of other people’s pain you’re building a painful brand and at some point you will feel all of it,” wrote Nicci. “It’s hard to watch people say such horrible things about such a talented woman and friend but time heals and tells all.”
Your aunties are so draining to deal with when they aren’t sitting on the front porch snapping sugar peas. Check out more flicks below.
*That title currently holds no weight, by the weight. The chunky ass irony of it all.
Syleena Johnson kicked her weekend off early by throwing an album release celebration for her forthcoming duets album with Musiq Soulchild / birthday party for her husband in Atlanta on Thursday night. Surprisingly enough, professional party goer Adrienne Bailon was also not in attendance to enjoy the delicious spread of hot wings and assorted dipping sauces. Sorry to disappoint.
Keke Wyatt, photographed below licking her husband, hit up the bash looking like an extra from Mary J. Blige’s “Family Affair” video. The ‘R&B Divas’ star dished to our photog friend Freddy O that she was recently in the recording studio with T.I.
Prepare to gag at this abbreviated red carpet roll call: The token Black dude from ‘City Guys’, Teairra Mari, her loyal sidekick Hazel-E (who you may remember for putting her own pussy on blast for 50 cent franks and papayas) and Andy Milonakis.
Throw in Reginald VelJohnson (the actor who played G-Baby in the movie ‘Hardball’ is booked), the members of Fatty Koo and Tom Green in the mix and we’ll really have a star-studded event on our hands.
More photos from ‘Basketball Wives LA’ star Laura Govan‘s birthday bash hosted by her boo and former NBA baller Gilbert Arenas inside.
The Puerto Rican Princess, Joseline Hernandez, isn’t like the rest of these industry hoes. She responds to her fans on Twitter and poses for pictures with them in the streets. I am speaking from experience here. A moment of silence for your high and mighty faves.
Check out more flicks of José Olé and her glorious rented village feeders, Stevie J, Momma Dee and Whoopi Goldberg’s secret love child (you know, that rapper whose dreads are scared to touch his shoulders)
promoting enjoying MYX Mascato with ‘Love & Hip Hop’ creator Mona Scott Young below!