Just look at all of this ass candy I’m providing you with! Remember that golden little YouTube clip of women auditioning to become Plies’ bust it baby? Well, the fruits of 12 lucky [if you want to call it that] ladies have to harvest.
For Black History Month, Ya’ll
Little Miss I Don’t Pay For Weed, I Get In Clubs For Free [her words, not mine] is ready for her close up. Survey says, epic fail! One of my good zestlemen friends from Miami told me many moons ago that Jacki-O [or Wacky Hoe if you are a Khia fan] regularly attends pumping parties in the area.
How dreadful! It’s a terrible thing when a woman will lay down her life for 14 additional seconds of relevancy. It’s like the hoodrat version of Seven Pounds.
[Cover via YBF]
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I know a million other online gossip rags have already posted these pictures of Mr. Grinch arriving from LAX from her trip in Spain but it wouldn’t be right if I did not acknowledge her. As I’ve said many times before she was on a Creme of Nature perm box, people. That’s as big as they come in certain parts of the South.
KP hopped a plane back to Los Angeles after hearing about one of Diddy’s weekend back door parties that involved plenty of Ciroc and KY Jelly.
[*] I don’t actually think Kimbo is looking all that fugalicious, it just sounded good in me head.
From The C+D Vault
Buffie the Body and Kay Slay’s show ‘Who Wants A Check’ may never hit VH1 [or BET for the matter] but it will always be as good as gold in the hearts of Crunksters around the globe. I still stand by my previous statement that these two probably struggle to fill out bank deposit slips though.
From The C+D Vault
If you follow me on Twitter then you may remember me comparing Keyshia Cole’s vocal abilities to American Idol sensation Rhonetta Johnson on last night’s episode of ‘The Way My Family Embarrasses My Black Ass.’ Since then I’ve been stuck in rewind mode and have been watching Netta every hour on the hour. And looking at my watch its about that time.
News Break x Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
Myrna Colley-Lee is somewhere stunting her ass off like the diva in the video above. I can’t co-sign this but hopefully you will.
The Chicago Times Sun reports that Morgan Freeman’s wife of 24 years stands to rake in more than $100 million in a potential divorce settlement.
Among assets contributing to the actor’s bounty are a very valuable gold coin collection, a rare stamp collection, a $7 million home in the Virgin Islands, real estate in Freeman’s native Mississippi worth nearly $30 million [including a $5 million personal home], a $10 million New York apartment and a $15 million Los Angeles estate.
Start with stray shots and then pop bottles! If you see Myrna in the VIP section of your favorite night club this weekend show her some love before you grab the bottle of Patron off of her table.