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Kirk Franklin Takes T-Pain To Church

I’m watching the Democratic National Convention. Are you?

Moving along, Kirk Franklin had a nice little chat with Teddy Penherazzdown about turning Franklin’s 1993 gospel hit “Silver and Gold” into a song about getting his drank on.

“You’ll be hanging, swanging, drinking two types of Patrón,” he sings. “I done mixed up silver and gold/ I done mixed up silver and gold/ I’mma tryin’ to get drunk before this party/ Somebody’s gonna have to carry me home/ I done drank the silver and gold.”

While Pain’s following ate it up, non-secular-music kingpin Kirk Franklin had to put a call into the young singer. Franklin debuted the original “Silver and Gold” on his 1993 Kirk Franklin and the Family album. The gospel version goes: “Silver and gold/ Silver and gold/ I’d rather have Jesus than silver and gold/ No fame or fortune/ Nor riches untold/ I’d rather have Jesus than silver and gold.”

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Music To My Ears

listen - “I’m Pressin’ Charges” Techno Remix

Somebody thought it would be a good idea to blend Soulja Girl’s MARTA meltdown with techno music. The results, much like Rick Ross’ tittay gravy, is delicious.

As my love muffin B. Scott previously said, I’m not laughing at the fact that she has mental health issues ["Don't tase me bro!" - Tank, February 2008] but rather applauding the creator’s ingenuity. If you disagree I encourage you to write an online petition and get Al Sharpton to march for justice and equality outside of my house.

Now excuse me as I break out my glow sticks and get my two-step on.