Today’s Khia Phrase That Pays
But first, lick lick lick lick lick lick Khia’s juice box. If you make it past this then you are more than welcome to come to the party under the cut.
Archive for the 'If You Ain't On Sit Down' Category
Faces From The Milk Carton
The saying “rather talked about than not mention at all” is a lie from the pits of hell. If I were a washed up celebrity I would just disappear to oblivion [otherwise known as Kim Kardashian's ass] and try to get a gig as a correspondent for The Tyra Banks Show. Before you come sideways out of your mouth that shit worked for Topanga. A check is a check.
Now what I wouldn’t do is rely on showing up to a random event hoping that a gossip site that is having a slow day posts a picture I took that night as being my only form of publicity. Nope, wouldn’t do it. I set standards for myself.
More flicks from the unveiling of the Remy Martin V.S.O.P. Bottle Designed by David LaChapelle under the cut. Yeah, you read that right.
Does It Come With A Free Bottle of Irrelevant Juice?
Thanks but no thanks. I’d rather spend my coins on copping The Punk of the South’s new mixtape.
[Flick via UrbanBridgez.com]
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
THE AL B. SURE CLAN
Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean
You already know somebody in the above picture got a happy ending later on that night. If Cheri Dennis would just break down and do some hoe shit she could’ve been in the spotlight too but noooo.
A Parade For Foxy Brown? Ha!
As reported last week, Foxy Brown is supposed to get out of the clink tomorrow. Good news for Inga, bad news for the Asian population. Anyway, this delusional broad has requested that all of her stans plan a ticker tape parade for her release. Word on the curb is that she wants her adoring fans to wave banners and wear t-shirts bearing her image, so she can record footage for her upcoming VH1 reality television show.
IF YOU AIN’T ON, SIT DOWN!
Now she should know better than this. It’s 2008 - - not 1998! Kima, Keisha, and Pam have to go to work tomorrow, so good luck on trying to fill out the parking lot.
Word to Rev. Rollo Goodlove, the only way I would be down for this shit is if they pay me $20 and give me a free turkey and swiss cheese lunchable.
Oh yeah, the above flick is beauty store owner Hayssam Ghoneim of Queen Beauty Supply. He was the guy in Florida who had to deal with Fox Boogie when she came in his store raising hell about some weave glue last year.
Girl Bye
If Gucci Mane and Bubba Gump had a baby boy, you already know he would look like dude in the background. TRAGIC!
Cheri Dennis performed at a New York City club during her second shift break at Jiffy Lube earlier this month. Poor thing, nobody paid her ass any mind. Seriously, it looks like she is singing at the lunch counter at Pinky’s for spare change while people wait on their food.
Janelle Monae, this is the ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, you understand me?
[Flicks via Whats Poppin]
Third Time’s A Charm
Remember Michael Jordan’s crazy ass jump off who got told off by a radio personality while promoting her book on K104 FM in Dallas? Well, she’s back in action. This time she wants Air Jordan to submit a DNA test for the third time to prove that he is the father of her four year old son.
Lisa Miceli, 35, wants a judge to require the five-time NBA MVP to submit to a third paternity test. Jordan claims in his harassment suit against Miceli that two paternity tests in 2005 ruled him out as the child’s dad.
The Meadville woman also wants the judge to lift a temporary restraining order imposed when Jordan filed his suit in February.
Neither request was immediately ruled upon.
Jordan’s attorney, Frederick Sperling, filed a seven-page response, which states Jordan consented to the second paternity test on the condition that Miceli have no contact with him if he was ruled out as the child’s father. The second genetic test did just that, he argues, but Miceli has continued to contact Jordan. [source]