Let’s all bow our heads and pour out a stream of peach flavored Chek soda for Al and Star. You take away the enjoyment of eating Baconators three times a week from a marriage and you will have problems, trust!

The gossiping bitches at Page Six Six Six are whispering that Al Reynolds hit the start of Miami Fashion Week Friday with a woman who was the spitting image of his ex-wife, Star Jones. That can’t be a good thing.

Says insiders: “He came to the Tommy Bahama show at the Raleigh with a look-alike. But this one was in what looked like a fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stillettos.”

ESPN edited Justin Timberlake’s opening monologue after the singer/actor made a comment about Boston Celtics player Paul Pierce’s injured knee in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. In describing how Pierce quickly came back, Justin joked that Pierce was back on the court, “shucking and jiving.”

The comment, which was cut out of the broadcast that aired Sunday night, was met with silence from the crowd when the show taped on Wednesday.

Way to go JT.

Shay “Buckeey Johnson” is blaming the leak of her sex tape on haters instead of taking on the responsibility for the McNasty clip.

Don’t try to pin us haters for your little smash session being released to the internet, blame yourself for not taking the proper steps to ensure that the video never landed in the wrong hands. Now if I were in the same predicament I would’ve denied it until the bitter end [it seems to be working fine for Aunt Viv], but I can understand you wanting to gain some publicity off this.

“It troubled me to find out my intimate act of love was classified as a sex tape. I didn’t speak on it because I knew how tender the situation was between me and my partner,” Buckeey revealed to AllHipHop.com. “I didn’t want to point fingers at anyone or come out with any names because it was then and still is very much my personal business . . . ”

Since the tape, Buckeey has had to deal with heckling and graphic questions about her sex life she was not prepared to deal with.

In order to repair her reputation, she feels this is no longer an issue she can ignore.

“Over these past few weeks I have been tortured by strangers about what happened, who was I with, did I release the tape on purpose to get publicity, can I prove to them it was me and multiple other random and indecent requests and questions,” Buckeey explained. “So I’m forced to make a statement. Once you become a personality on television you become the target of haters and I am no different, the release of the tape was done by a hater, stolen by a hater and is just another blatant case of b***chassness.”

In the end, Buckeey hopes that fans and media alike will remember the two human beings involved that have had their lives turned upside down by the leak.

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Bow Wow jumped on the remix to the Hot Stylez “Lookin’ Boy” and had some slick shit to say about his number one BFF in the whole world Omarion. Bow Wizzle raps: “Damn them jeans is tight / You a O-marion lookin’ boy.” He then goes on to say “I ain’t know me and you would be going at each other. I mean I did it for the fun, you know what I’m saying? But you made a nigga wanna some fun with that thang.”

Bitch please. Did Da Brat or T.I. write that shit for you? They pen everything else.

I can’t confirm this but I think Shad is mad that Omari has a new spa partner in his life. Build a bridge hoe, build a bridge! He must have saw the candids [since his ass is always online] of O and his newbie cruising the block and had a fit. Don’t be mad at O because he is real fish!

You ol’ I might as well crawl under the same bus I’m trying to throw Omarion under [copyright SR] lookin’ boy.

Jennifer Lopez met with Barack Obama’s staff this week as she toured Washington, fueling rumors that she has plans to record a song for the presidential hopeful.

Sweet Minty Jesus, please let this be a lie from the pits of hell! I will run that ass over and send Perez Hilton a text my damn self if J. Lo hits the recording booth for Obama.

“She just came in for the meeting and departed,” says the spokesman. He adds: “It was not campaign-related.”

When asked what brought her to the Hill, Lopez smiled. “I’m not ready to do any press yet,” she said, her eyes hidden behind a pair of big, black sunglasses.

Sounds like a degree of hoe shit was involved. Keep your eye one the prize, Michelle.

Al B. Sure celebrated his 40th birthday with his spawns and a host of other tragic negroids from the Z-list last night [Guy Torry and Thelma Hopkins was there, enough said] in Hollywood. As you can see, there is no shortage of self esteem in the Brown men, especially that Lil’ Al B. Sure.

You give momofukas a Wikipedia page and they think that’s a free season pass to I’m The Shit Land.

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Kizzy Rowland was stunned when she lost the role as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant in the ‘Sex In The City’ film to Jennifer Hudson. She must really think she is Deena Jones or something.

“I can’t understand it because I did a really good job at the audition, a really good job! I hate it, and of course I feel that I should have the part, but then Jennifer Hudson’s just won an Oscar, so maybe she’s better for the role. But I was so bummed at that, I really wanted it.”

Girl, bye! Here are some recent flicks of Kizzy trying to remain relevant at Cannes that I skipped over last week. Hey, there weremore important things going on at the time.

Allison Reynolds wrote a post on her MySpace profile about his split with Star Jones on Tuesday. Cue the violins!

“I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work . . . If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “In my mind, it feels like ‘Dump on Al Month.’ And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity.”

He says that few people truly know him, and may have some misconceptions from news reporting of his partying. “I indeed work very hard as a professor, business owner, doctoral student and author. I play hard too,” he says. “I make no apologies for that. A guy is entitled to a little fun, after all.” [source]

Girl, stop! I have an hard enough time strutting around in my own Jimmy Choo’s, I’m not trying to walk in the next bitch’s pair.

Before I continue any further I just want to say that I am overnighting a root box to each and every member of the A Hot Mess crew for putting me on to this.

Cuba Gooding Sr. butchered the national anthem at the 2008 Soulabration Tournament like he worked at a slaughter house on the bank of the Mississippi River. It’s just not right! Real talk, this shit made me cry like Precious Taft on Stairway to Stardom.

But first, lick lick lick lick lick lick Khia’s juice box. If you make it past this then you are more than welcome to come to the party under the cut.

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