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Rihanna’s Vital Signs Are Still Fine

Posted by Fresh on October 5, 2009

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From a business stand point it would be in my best interest to post pictures of Rihanna’s every single outfit change but as of recent I have been turning up my bell pepper shaped nose at the idea.

No deep well thought out reason, I just don’t give a fuck and have completely failed to understand why the majority of the public still care as much as they do. Dare I say that Rabid Beaver’s life has been more  interesting  to me lately? Everything from him performing community service in his natural habitat to his Fantasia approved tweets makes my soul glow. I think I have been transformed.

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I Guess Everybody Really Does Have An Opinion

Posted by Fresh on February 23, 2009

I’m not sure if you have heard anything about this little itty bitty incident involving some singer name Rihanna being mauled by a rabid beaver in a parking lot or something but it seems like its a pretty gosh darn big deal. So much in fact that members of the media are trying to get every celebrity they come across to weigh in on the topic.

Devante Swing of Jodeci has spoken. Never mind that slight distraction on top of his head. Thanks Necole for this blessing from Yahweh!

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Cassie: I’m No ReRe The Body!

Posted by Fresh on November 19, 2008

cassie11 Cassie: Im No ReRe The Body!Two years after her piss poor live performance of “Me And U” on 106 & Park Cassie is still defending her vocal skills.

“I think more than anything, people were mean. I couldn’t ask for things to go any other type of way. I don’t regret how it went, and there was a reason why that happened. But at the same time I have to take the blow for it,” Cassie tells All Hip Hop. “That was my own fault for not being prepared and not saying anything to anyone when I knew that I wasn’t. I’ve gone in with my vocal coach.”

She added, “I’ve made it clear to people that I’m not Aretha Franklin. They’re going to see me perform and entertain, but they’re not going to see my blow. I wouldn’t ever take credit for anything like that. It’s just not what I do. I’ve gone in and have tried to develop it. Either running on the treadmill and singing and doing whatever I have to do to prove to people because second chances are rare. I’ve definitely gotten one, so I’m going for it. I’m going for mine.”

Damn right you’re not Aretha! You well never look as good as her in a two piece. You will never be able to wear an entire woolly mammoth fur coat and pull it off with grace.

But most importantly you don’t have Catfish Wilkerson by your side holding you down when she gets rough. You have Diddy. Enough said.

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The Ike Turner Report

Posted by Fresh on October 21, 2008

Although I am a huge sports fan I generally don’t blog much about athletes but I couldn’t let this dumb momofuka slip away. You may recognize Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson from buddy Jay-Z’s “Roc Boys” video or perhaps as Tasia Mae’s love interest in the clip “When I See You.” He was also previously in a relationship with BET on-air personality Julissa that ended earlier this year when the couple called off their engagement.

Well, looks like her semi-annoying ass just dodge the hell out of a bullet:

lj1 The Ike Turner ReportA 24-year-old woman claims that Larry Johnson intentionally spit his drink in her face at a Kansas City nightclub earlier this month, according to a police report released Monday.

No charges had been filed or citations issued as of Monday, but Kansas City police said they were continuing to investigate the Oct. 14 incident at Club Blonde, 100 Ward Parkway.

The NFL also is conducting an investigation.

Johnson, who has been accused by a woman of criminal offenses four times since he joined the Chiefs five years ago, could eventually be suspended for violating the league’s personal-conduct policy. [source]

This is some real he man woman hater shit. For more dirt on Mr. Johnson [and I do mean dirt] register over at Baller Alert and do a search on ol’ boy.

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Konichiwa Bitches

Posted by Fresh on September 25, 2008

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According to Ill Seed from AHH Rumors, Mya is having such a hard time with her music career in the states that she has decided to release an album in Japan hooting and hollering in the native tongue. The singer is allegedly trying to appeal to a different market that will hopefully appreciate her more.

Right.

I mean, its better than her current gig [pressure washing houses and drive ways] but I’m not completely sold on the idea that Japanese fans will “appreciate” her more. If everything works out for her expect other artists to follow suit. A check is and will always be a check.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on August 28, 2008

You Got Served would have been a better movie if it included a scene like this. Thanks Nikki!

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Boy Stop!

Posted by Fresh on August 13, 2008

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Memo to Atlantic Records: Stop with the monkey shit already! The record label is really trying to keep R&B sanga Pleasure P in the loop by releasing “candid” pictures of him every other week. Deena Jones this bitch is not!

If his 12 fans really want to know what new projects he has in the works they can just visit his MySpace or send him a text. Now, do I ever wonder what Nicole Wray is up to? Absolutely! Pleasure P? Negative.

Stop bombarding innocent blog owner’s inboxes with this mess! That’s why it takes me forever and a day to respond to email now. I can’t.

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I Vote No

Posted by Fresh on August 3, 2008

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Ty Ty is back to her publicity stunts for, well, publicity again! She is really taking this “investigative journalism” stuff too far. First she dresses up as a homeless person for a day then she uncovered “hidden” discrimination towards Team Chunk members by donning a fat suit.

This time she tried to dress up as Michelle Obama for the September cover of Harper’s Bazaar.

“It’s a full makeover,” an insider told Page Six. “You know how Tyra likes to do that stuff. And she’ll get a lot of press off it.”

Batch please.

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14:56, 14:57, 14:58 . . .

Posted by Fresh on July 30, 2008

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Every time I read a new quote from Wendell or Omarocha talking about their cat fight “Talk Show Shh” by Shae Jones pops in my head, I can’t.

She’s been talking smack about me for the past five years and she thought I’d go on her show, forgetting about it?” Omarosa, 34, who was promoting her new book, The Bitch Switch, tells In Touch. “She’s been so vicious, she couldn’t have expected a tea party!”

The appearance began with a tussle over the book, and the women were soon hurling insults at each other. “I had some expectation that she would try and up her game, but she lowered it. I find it ironic that she would beg and plead me to come on her show and then be rude and unprofessional when I got there,” says Omarosa, who thinks she won this fight with the radio shock jock. “I knocked Wendy out. She’s so used to bullying people, but for the first time, she met her match.”

“She definitely has a face for radio,” Omarosa tells In Touch about Wendy, who is best known as a New York DJ but debuted on TV in July. [source]

Both sides are trying to milk their little squabble for publicity if you ask me. This shit could just be a PR move. I wouldn’t put it past either one of them. They are both guilty of telling tales about their true genders, what’s a little faux beef?

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Ain’t Nothing Like The Real Thing Baby

Posted by Fresh on July 22, 2008

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Let’s all bow our heads and pour out a stream of peach flavored Chek soda for Al and Star. You take away the enjoyment of eating Baconators three times a week from a marriage and you will have problems, trust!

The gossiping bitches at Page Six Six Six are whispering that Al Reynolds hit the start of Miami Fashion Week Friday with a woman who was the spitting image of his ex-wife, Star Jones. That can’t be a good thing.

Says insiders: “He came to the Tommy Bahama show at the Raleigh with a look-alike. But this one was in what looked like a fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stillettos.”

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