Allow the lace front glue dry on your forehead until its nice and tacky, because with Love & Hip soon to make its Dirty South arrival it’s going to be a long bumpy ride. As usual, my girl ATLien has the scoop on what’s happening in The Big Peach:

I spilled the tea back in December about the Atlanta version of the popular VH1 reality series and reportedly filming has already begun! In my original post it was speculated that ATL participants would include Rasheeda, Diamond and Nivea. Well there may be a reality-show shake up coming soon because word on the curb is that Nivea is a no go and at least one of the people in the photo above will be leaving their high rated show to jump aboard the Love & Hip Hop train.

Here’s what I’ve heard so far about the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta cast. Diamond and Rasheeda are all aboard. Rasheeda is a well-known and respected female rapper … at least in Atlanta, where she’s made waves with quite a few singles. She once joined forces with her BFF Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta along with Toya Carter Wright, Lola Monroe and Diamond for a female version of the song “Bedrock.”

Diamond, formerly of the group Crime Mob, has made quite a few hood anthems herself but I’m not too privy on most of em. Diamond is known as a hustler and wants to make it in the game by any means necessary.

She has most notably made her name known on the blogs by associating herself with a few male rappers in the ATL, with Gucci Mane, Scrappy & Soulja Boy all allegedly fighting for the draws.

Rici is said to also joining the cast as a “Yandy” type character. Rici (formerly of Block Entertainment) is known around the ATL as a celebrity assistant of sorts. She formerly worked with Block Ent. artists like Gorilla Zoe, Yung Joc, and is closely associated with Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Flame’s camp.

Word on the curb is that those Yung Joc nude shots came from her private stash… (but you didn’t hear that from me).

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Word on the curb is that Kris Humphries is hoping that he and his lawyer Lee Hutton can prove in court that his ex-cum catcher for approximately 72 days Kim Kardashian wanted to tie the knot in order to boost ratings for ‘Keeping Up with the Katrashians’, and wants the divorce trial to air on television to expose the truth behind the Killer Kardashian Klan.

Jesus be a fence.

TMZ — The Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries divorce has become a bitter fight, and we’ve learned Kris’ lawyer intends to put reality TV on trial … but that could blow up in his face.

Sources tell us … Kris and his lawyer, Lee Hutton, want to “expose the M.O. of reality TV” by proving Kim had no intention of staying married to him, but just wanted big ratings for her reality show.

Now here’s the irony. The duo wants to prove their point by asking the judge to allow TMZ and TV stations to broadcast the trial — something that the judge might find a tad hypocritical … not that we’re complaining.

TMZ broke the story … Kim filed for divorce on grounds of “irreconcilable differences.” Kris has countered that he wants the marriage annulled based on fraud.

Kris has a couple of problems with the fraud claim. First of all, he’s the one who proposed. Second, the publicity has made him famous and marketable and he’ll make millions more than he would have otherwise.

And another big point in Kim’s favor … We’ve learned the prenup is extremely long and complicated … accounting for what would happen years into the future. Why would she go through the time and trouble of having a long prenup if she planned on pulling the plug on the marriage within a few months?

Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian In Miami Last Week

With his pussy flying at half mast, Antoine Dodson searches for answers to a relationship gone awry on his new slow tempo ballad, “Lovesick Lullaby

Update: Marlo has release an official statement apologizing for her unnecessary comments. Check it out below:

It is with great disappointment in myself and sincere regret that I would like to issue to my friends, my most ardent supporters, and my followers, this statement:

I would like to offer from the bottom of my heart the fullest and most heartfelt apology for my recent use of an anti-gay slur. When I used this word, I was not mindful of the demeaning connotation that this has in the gay community.

My speech was irresponsible, thoughtless and said with the intention of conveying anger rather than as a statement on my feelings towards the gay community as a whole.

My first action, after the incident was to contact my closest friend and assistant of 8 years and to confess what I had done, to express my sadness and regret, and to ask him for his forgiveness.

I was devastated at the thought of having hurt or embarrassed him as well as any member of the gay community and relish this opportunity to publicly apologize. My friends have embraced me, supported me, withheld judgment of me and have meant a lot to me over the years. I would never abuse their kindness and friendship and would never want to hurt them or demean them in any way.

I applaud and admire this community for their triumph over a sometimes harsh, mean spirited society that discriminates and even violently attacks those who are different. These are obstacles that I relate to and that I have been inspired by them to overcome. I celebrate this community and am saddened by any indication otherwise, that my actions may have caused.

I look forward to continuing to build my strong relationship with you, my followers and supporters, and those of you who do not yet know me and my heart. I look forward to work to regain your trust, respect and your love which has so empowered me over the years. I also thank you for allowing me to address you personally and to let you know how deeply sorry I am.

With Love,

Marlo

Here are some flashback flicks of Marlo playing nice with a few of the same gworls she shaded Sheree for hanging out with last year courtesy of Freddy O.

Although it’s been slated for a summer release, Taiwanese transgender masseur turned overnight beneficiary of Roger Goodell’s blessings Evelyn Lozada revealed over the weekend that the book based loosely on her past hoe shit is already available for pre-order on Amazon.

Inner Circle: The Wives Association follows the future Mrs. Ochocinco’s fictional alter ego Eve Inez-Landon as she pursues professional athletes that won’t skip out on their pussy bills but to no avail.

It was announced that the “Basketball Wives” star had inked a six-figure book deal with Cash Money Content, the publishing division of Cash Money Records, in November.

The one from ‘Basketball Wives LA’ with the same personality as a vienna sausage was feeling summertime fine today, sharing pictures of herself standing in front a mirror flaunting her new bikini body with Twitter followers, writing “Ok y’all this is the the winner for my St. Barths trip.”

The NBA All-Star Weekend certified freak that lives deep within her soul wanted to grab her ankles and pop it for Chad Butler but looming disapproval from the third ring around Jackie Christie’s neck wouldn’t allow her to give in to the moment. And that’s why she has the personality of a vienna sausage.

Draya may be worthless in Imani’s eyes but at least the girl knows how to properly sell that ass both in front of the camera and on a stripper pole. Relax and take notes!

I say if you’re going to wear a bikini from Tupac’s “I Get Around” video in 2012 you should go all out for the occasion.

Cue up a gospel rendition of “Tightrope” by Kim Zolciak. Turns out Karrine “Superhead” Steffans isn’t a pillar of literary truth after all.

The aging hoe shit laureate says that her bestselling book Confessions of a Video Vixen was not only a lie but she would rather be away from the glare of the media cloaked in anonymity “sitting down, getting drunk, smoking opiates, and writing some amazing shit.”

Essentially the same checklist Bobby Brown was trying to work his way through when she filmed him passed out on her sofa way before she ever had this Women of Brewster Place type of epiphany.

Does this mean that she didn’t have to flip her mattress after Shaq worked up a black sweat putting in work dividing that pussy? Or that she didn’t really sniff Ja Rule’s balled up sock after he left to go be with his wife and kids? Not the type of closure I was seeking.

Props: Miss Jia

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What the hell is a job application doin’ in my bag?! Jesus! Get that piece of normal the hell away from me! — Moosefan

And I’m ashy and defeated! — Joi H.

Lawd, this humidity and my new nose got me smellin my own coochie. — Traci M.

I want to pet that dog, Keisha, come tie thios pork chop around my neck. — Streeter T.

I may be a MESS but I damn sure know I don’t stick no candied yams or kool-aid in MY vajayjay! — Aneesah S.

Kris Jenner has built her family’s $65 million empire from the ground up by cashing in on the public’s interest in all things Kardashian, including matters of the heart.

In similar pay-per-plug fashion perfected by the former Mrs. Al Reynolds (whose ultimate broom jumping blowout still evokes level 5 shade from my mother) Kim Kardashian’s upcoming wedding to New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries will most likely be the culmination of a sweet business deal filled with freebies in a grandeur setting than a celebration of love. And that’s the shit that keeps Donnie Simpson up at night crying.

A televised ceremony would be a ratings bonanza for The House of Seacrest and rake in millions for promotional opportunities. And that’s just the beginning of the money train.

“Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye,” an insider told me. “And they will make millions off of it.”

Of course they will. The Kardashians have built their $65 million empire on complete candor about all aspects of their lives. That isn’t going to change now. Kim’s wedding could turn into the highest rated program E! has ever seen, especially if they build up to it with its own show.

“I’ve always dreamed of a big wedding. I’ll probably do something really over-the-top. Super feminine but still really modern, chic and cool, but it has to have a lot of heart, it has to be all about the family,” Kardashian told PEOPLE.

Over at Forbes, Mark Pasetsky is already speculating about how much Kim’s wedding photos will sell for. His guess is at least $2 million for domestic rights to the photos. There is at least an additional $1 million to be made in international rights.

Then there are the sneakier income streams — wedding vendors will be willing to pay big bucks to be featured in the celebrity nuptials of the year. (source)

Although I’m putting my money on it that she does it anyway, if Toni Braxton were everyday people she would probably be the type to give a weekly update on all the career strides she is making during church announcements and then turn around and hit everybody up on the low for gas money in the parking lot following service. Call it Facebook Fronting Syndrome.

But I digress.

Since there weren’t any scheduled grand openings for bags of Funyuns in the tri-state area for today she opted to turn out for the 2011 Lindt Gold Bunny Celebrity Auction Kick-Off at the Lindt Chocolate Shop in New York City and pose dramatically like an Ebony Fashion Fair Runway model.

Too much Tyra, not enough Iman.

Sneak Peek at Braxton Family Values