After receiving thousands of tips regarding her delicate situation Trap Jesus was finally able to get through to Kelis and convince her to ditch the gray tinted hair. The war against blinding glowsticks hasn’t come to an end [it probably never will ] but this small battle is over.
Going one step further to prove her “uniqueness,” the original Glowstick Kid, Kelis, is glowing . . . literally.
In a new promo released today shot by photographer Rankin, she is adorned in jewels, an Avatar braid, and fluorescent nails with no bra on to cover up her fun bags. If this is what being fashion forward looks like, I would hate to see what Rihanna, GaGa, and the other chicks will have to do to keep our attention.
I don’t want any of it.
To ensure that Angel Iris Murphy wouldn’t feel alone in the world with her unique hairstyle, her mother decided that she would show that mommy does it too. The original “Scary” Spice Girl returned back to her roots . . . literally.
Fresh: It looks like she took a chalk board eraser and clapped it on the side of her head.
Collegechick: All this because a jump off wanted to show that she’s different.
Fresh: Star shaped rhinestones on a bald spot.
Collegechick: Well I guess she figured if the stars are close enough to her brain she’ll believe that she’s a star.
Rihanna took to the stage at VH1’s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night wearing a catsuit reminiscent of the designs Flo Jo made famous back during her career as a track and field star. Other performers at the Nick Cannon hosted Super Bowl weekend kick-off concert include tween sensation Justin Biebler, Young Jeezy, Timbaland, Keri Hilson, and Jo Jo.
Even Kelis had to give herself the side-eye on this one. More life altering fuckery from Knight’s mama ahead.
If the above headline read Gary Coleman Arrested For Domestic Abuse of Vaseline Intensive Care Total Moisture Bottle the mood on his face would be much lighter.
Gary Coleman was arrested Sunday for domestic violence, authorities said.
The former child star was arrested in Santaquin, Utah on a domestic assault warrant and booked into the Utah County jail about 1:30 p.m., according to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office.
He was wanted for one count of domestic assault – a misdemeanor – though it’s unclear when the incident occurred. Utah County Deputy Denton, who declined to give her first name, said the warrant stemmed from a missed court date.
Coleman is working on posting bail of $1,725, Denton said, and the jail doesn’t have any record of who his alleged victim was.
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