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‘Love & Hip Hop Atlanta’ Confirmed, Casting Rumors Begin

Posted by Fresh on February 8, 2012

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Allow the lace front glue dry on your forehead until its nice and tacky, because with Love & Hip soon to make its Dirty South arrival it’s going to be a long bumpy ride. As usual, my girl ATLien has the scoop on what’s happening in The Big Peach:

I spilled the tea back in December about the Atlanta version of the popular VH1 reality series and reportedly filming has already begun! In my original post it was speculated that ATL participants would include Rasheeda, Diamond and Nivea. Well there may be a reality-show shake up coming soon because word on the curb is that Nivea is a no go and at least one of the people in the photo above will be leaving their high rated show to jump aboard the Love & Hip Hop train.

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Stunts And Shows: Kris Humphries Wants Divorce Trial Televised

Posted by Fresh on February 7, 2012

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Word on the curb is that Kris Humphries is hoping that he and his lawyer Lee Hutton can prove in court that his ex-cum catcher for approximately 72 days Kim Kardashian wanted to tie the knot in order to boost ratings for ‘Keeping Up with the Katrashians’, and wants the divorce trial to air on television to expose the truth behind the Killer Kardashian Klan.

Jesus be a fence.

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Razor Bumps And Heartbreak: The Passion of Antoine Dodson

Posted by Fresh on February 6, 2012

With his pussy flying at half mast, Antoine Dodson searches for answers to a relationship gone awry on his new slow tempo ballad, “Lovesick Lullaby

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Update: Marlo Hampton Attempts To Remove Her Louboutin From Her Mouth After Dropping The ‘F’ Bomb — Again

Posted by Fresh on January 29, 2012

Unofficial gender assigned by nature woman cast member Marlo Hampton took to her blog tonight in attempt to justify dropping a nasty homophobic epithet (which begins with ‘F’ and ends with ‘T’) during a heated exchange with Sheree Whitfield on tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in a post titled “When What You Speak Is Different From What You Mean.”

Update: Marlo has release an official statement apologizing for her unnecessary comments. Check it out below:

Image77 Update: Marlo Hampton Attempts To Remove Her Louboutin From Her Mouth After Dropping The F Bomb AgainIt is with great disappointment in myself and sincere regret that I would like to issue to my friends, my most ardent supporters, and my followers, this statement:

I would like to offer from the bottom of my heart the fullest and most heartfelt apology for my recent use of an anti-gay slur. When I used this word, I was not mindful of the demeaning connotation that this has in the gay community.

My speech was irresponsible, thoughtless and said with the intention of conveying anger rather than as a statement on my feelings towards the gay community as a whole.

My first action, after the incident was to contact my closest friend and assistant of 8 years and to confess what I had done, to express my sadness and regret, and to ask him for his forgiveness.

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In Other News: Evelyn Lozada’s First Book Is Available For Pre-Order

Posted by Fresh on January 24, 2012

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Although it’s been slated for a summer release, Taiwanese transgender masseur turned overnight beneficiary of Roger Goodell’s blessings Evelyn Lozada revealed over the weekend that the book based loosely on her past hoe shit is already available for pre-order on Amazon.

Inner Circle: The Wives Association follows the future Mrs. Ochocinco’s fictional alter ego Eve Inez-Landon as she pursues professional athletes that won’t skip out on their pussy bills but to no avail.

It was announced that the “Basketball Wives” star had inked a six-figure book deal with Cash Money Content, the publishing division of Cash Money Records, in November.

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It Doesn’t Count Without Baby Oil And A Nasty Backshot

Posted by Fresh on January 5, 2012

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The one from ‘Basketball Wives LA’ with the same personality as a vienna sausage was feeling summertime fine today, sharing pictures of herself standing in front a mirror flaunting her new bikini body with Twitter followers, writing “Ok y’all this is the the winner for my St. Barths trip.”

The NBA All-Star Weekend certified freak that lives deep within her soul wanted to grab her ankles and pop it for Chad Butler but looming disapproval from the third ring around Jackie Christie’s neck wouldn’t allow her to give in to the moment. And that’s why she has the personality of a vienna sausage.

Draya may be worthless in Imani’s eyes but at least the girl knows how to properly sell that ass both in front of the camera and on a stripper pole. Relax and take notes!

I say if you’re going to wear a bikini from Tupac’s “I Get Around” video in 2012 you should go all out for the occasion.

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Watch This: Superhead Comes Clean

Posted by Fresh on June 7, 2011

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Cue up a gospel rendition of “Tightrope” by Kim Zolciak. Turns out Karrine “Superhead” Steffans isn’t a pillar of literary truth after all.

The aging hoe shit laureate says that her bestselling book Confessions of a Video Vixen was not only a lie but she would rather be away from the glare of the media cloaked in anonymity “sitting down, getting drunk, smoking opiates, and writing some amazing shit.”

Essentially the same checklist Bobby Brown was trying to work his way through when she filmed him passed out on her sofa way before she ever had this Women of Brewster Place type of epiphany.

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In The Shade: NeNe’s Afternoon At The Beach

Posted by Fresh on May 31, 2011

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What the hell is a job application doin’ in my bag?! Jesus! Get that piece of normal the hell away from me! — Moosefan

And I’m ashy and defeated! — Joi H.

Lawd, this humidity and my new nose got me smellin my own coochie. — Traci M.

I want to pet that dog, Keisha, come tie thios pork chop around my neck. — Streeter T.

I may be a MESS but I damn sure know I don’t stick no candied yams or kool-aid in MY vajayjay! — Aneesah S.

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Money Matters: Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Will Make Her Millions

Posted by Fresh on May 26, 2011

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Kris Jenner has built her family’s $65 million empire from the ground up by cashing in on the public’s interest in all things Kardashian, including matters of the heart.

In similar pay-per-plug fashion perfected by the former Mrs. Al Reynolds (whose ultimate broom jumping blowout still evokes level 5 shade from my mother) Kim Kardashian’s upcoming wedding to New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries will most likely be the culmination of a sweet business deal filled with freebies in a grandeur setting than a celebration of love. And that’s the shit that keeps Donnie Simpson up at night crying.

A televised ceremony would be a ratings bonanza for The House of Seacrest and rake in millions for promotional opportunities. And that’s just the beginning of the money train.

“Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye,” an insider told me. “And they will make millions off of it.”

Of course they will. The Kardashians have built their $65 million empire on complete candor about all aspects of their lives. That isn’t going to change now. Kim’s wedding could turn into the highest rated program E! has ever seen, especially if they build up to it with its own show.

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Promo Trail: Toni Braxton 2011 Lindt Gold Bunny Celebrity Auction Kick-Off

Posted by Fresh on March 30, 2011

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Although I’m putting my money on it that she does it anyway, if Toni Braxton were everyday people she would probably be the type to give a weekly update on all the career strides she is making during church announcements and then turn around and hit everybody up on the low for gas money in the parking lot following service. Call it Facebook Fronting Syndrome.

But I digress.

Since there weren’t any scheduled grand openings for bags of Funyuns in the tri-state area for today she opted to turn out for the 2011 Lindt Gold Bunny Celebrity Auction Kick-Off at the Lindt Chocolate Shop in New York City and pose dramatically like an Ebony Fashion Fair Runway model.

Too much Tyra, not enough Iman.

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