YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2009

Not only is Satan busy working he is moving at a feverish pace! This is what happens when the youth choir director goes out to the boom boom room over the weekend. The spirit of Christ moved the saints in the above clip to perform Danity Kane’s “Damage” during church service.

Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em!

My soul was murked during the choir’s dramatic cunt march to Zion so I almost didn’t make it past the 30 second mark. The lead singer’s raw emotion sent my blood pressure sky rocketing! What next, Magnolia Shorty leading devotion? The children’s choir performing the stanky leg during offering? The church deaconesses sweeping the parking lot with their pussies to raise money for the Ladies Ministry Board? Just let me know so I can make sure to bring my digital camera!

I can’t wait until the gospel version of Cam’ron’s “Cookies And Apple Juice” to drop! Somebody tell Flex to drop a bomb on that bitch.

Fashion Breakdown

Posted on March 2, 2009

Norwood Young hit the red carpet of the 1st Annual African Men’s Health and Empowerment Summit looking like a zesty version of Neo from The Matrix. You see the outfit, bitch. Get you a piece!

Yo-Yo and First Lady Diamond made heads turn but only in confusion. Yolonda know she is wrong for taking one of the interns she works with old Quinceañera dress and trying to turn it into a blouse! And LisaRaye is just giving me all types of church clerk on the weekend vibes.

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Everything Is Everything

Posted on February 24, 2009

This is why my day usually gets started 3 hours later than most other bloggers. Every day I have to give myself pep talks to continue to press on. Fuck the celebrities, this shit is hard on me. The following is why I make sure I stay prayed up.

My friend in the head ATLien of Straight From The A caught up with Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly at his crib to discuss internet rumors and his new music projects, which include launching the career of his artist Li Li [who looks like the Sam's Choice version of T.Error Mari, and that's saying some shit].

And yes, he is still rocking his pants backwards.

Mac Daddy says contrary to reports on the net his health is fine and he just has Alopecia. “People act like they never seen a person with a bald spot,” says Kelly.

This is the part of the game where I leave my computer desk. Hit Up Straight From The A for more coverage from this Come To Jesus meeting.

I Guess Everybody Really Does Have An Opinion

Posted on February 23, 2009

I’m not sure if you have heard anything about this little itty bitty incident involving some singer name Rihanna being mauled by a rabid beaver in a parking lot or something but it seems like its a pretty gosh darn big deal. So much in fact that members of the media are trying to get every celebrity they come across to weigh in on the topic.

Devante Swing of Jodeci has spoken. Never mind that slight distraction on top of his head. Thanks Necole for this blessing from Yahweh!

[Quick Flicks] Rip The Runway

Posted on February 22, 2009

Sorry kids, I can’t bring myself to live blog or tweet about the Academy Awards this year. Instead I have elected to watch the Cavaliers beat the poo out of the Pistons and do a little light blog work. I will catch up on the big night tomorrow by watching E! and checking out red carpet flicks on a few of my own favorite blogs. As a matter of fact, if you covered the awards on your own site be sure to leave your link in the comment section so I can show you some love later.

Besides, Three Can Play That Game was not nominated in any categories this year so why the hell should I even bother?

Moving along! When I think about style, substance, and swagger Joy Bryant nor Derek Luke cross my mind but EBT seems to think otherwise. Jesus be a check. The two hosted EBT’s annual fashion week event, Rip The Runway, on Saturday night at the Hammerstein Ballroom. As you can see, it was the most dynamic show to date!

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge Special Deluxe Edition

Posted on February 11, 2009

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I hate this job and everything that comes with it. OPh, this dude looks like a tangy Ed Lover. Thanks for sharing the fuckery Nikki!

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News Break

Posted on February 9, 2009

A Memphis man has been charged with theft after he rode to the emergency room with a friend, then stole a GPS unit out of the ambulance, police said.

According to a police affidavit, Marquell Spencer, 24, went to The Med with a friend who was transported from the 1200 block of Brown Wednesday in a Memphis Fire Department ambulance.

When they arrived at the hospital, ambulance driver Robert Wilson stashed the GPS unit in the center console.

When Wilson went back to the ambulance, Spencer was gone, and so was the GPS.

The ambulance crew returned to Brown Avenue and called police.

Spencer’s girlfriend told officers he’d gone into the bathroom when he’d returned to the house. Police searched the bathroom and found the GPS in a trash can. [source]