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Friday Fuckery: Woman Accused of Throwing Baby During Argument

I’m sick and filthy of your other cousins walking around looking for attention and shit. Let’s take a time out from the celebrity shenanigans and focus our attention into the fuckery that is going on in the real world.

Verriardica Odom has been charged with Aggravated Assault and Reckless Endangerment after throwing her baby on the ground during an argument with the two-month-old’s father.

mug1 Friday Fuckery: Woman Accused of Throwing Baby During ArgumentThe police document states Darobert Jones, the baby’s father, told police Odom went to his girlfriend’s house and started beating on the front door until the glass broke. He says when his girlfriend opened the door, Odom pushed her way into the home. According to Jones, Odom grabbed, bit, scratched and choked him before pulling him out of the house — while only wearing his boxers — and forced him into her car. Jones told the officers that he jumped out of the car in the area of Evergreen and ran.

According to the affidavit, Odom then went to her house and picked up her two-month-old daughter before returning to Jones’ girlfriend’s home. Once there, Jones says Odom got out of the car, took the baby out of the car seat and threw her at him while saying, “You go, the baby goes!”

Jones said in a statement to police that he grabbed his daughter and got into a car with his girlfriend and drove away. He says every time they would stop at a light or stop sign, Odom would ram the car. Odom, Jones says, would then get out of her car and start fighting with the girlfriend each time they stopped.

Police say Odom had her three other children in the car during the incident. [source]

Dusty Feet Please Don’t Bother Me

Fanny\'s Feet Tasia Mae

These pictures originally posted over at The House of YBF gave me heart palpitations when I viewed them. Just when you thought that she was finally put together she exposes her tree kickers to the world. Tasia Mae’s feet looks like Louie Rankin’s [aka Ox From Belly] face! Tell me I am wrong!

I’m Just Saying . . .

Christina Milian + The Dream Christina Milian + The Dream

While everybody is busy focusing on Christina Milian and her faux glowstick carrier swag [Santigold frowns down on you] they are managing to overlook The Dream. Looking. Like. That.

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Quick Quotes

Dawne Dawne Dawne

“You need to check your heart condition because it is filled with murder . . . your love has been but costly and deadly . . . Murder I say is the verdict. Why do you insist on assisting the devil?”

- – Tyler Perry’s accused stalker Dawne Wilson in an email to Tyletta back in April 2008

The “You Really Going To Make Me Earn This Check” Side-Eye

Chris Brown

Chris Brown recently pleaded not guilty to two felony counts over his alleged beating of girlfriend Rihanna.
He appeared in a Los Angeles courtroom alongside his lawyer and entered his plea in a soft voice while his mother sat in the first row, red-eyed.

The side-eye fever from his lawyer speaks volumes. Next!

Edit: Broken Cool has done it again! The site has compiled a list of 5 possible plea deals for Rabid Beaver. Here’s my favorite:

CHRIS AGREES TO REFORM B2K

I’ve just got a hunch here that the judge in this case is secretly a HUGE B2K fan. And I’m thinking if Chris Brown agrees to reform B2K with him replacing J-Boog ['cause who really payed attention to that guy anyways?], this deal could work. Now I’ll assume Brown might have some issues with Chris Stokes managing the group [because what young male wouldn't?], so a deal could be arranged to have Brown’s current manager handle the duties so she can stay close to CB…you know…because that was a good idea before.

Crowd Participation: Day 26’s Organic Tang

The potent zest that is Day 26 [minus Willie and the Team Chunk member Big Mike] made me sweat out my freshly pressed edges this morning when I finally saw the footage of their studio scrap online. Since Robert’s dramatic cunt meltdown is worthy of its own open post here it is. I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time now that Que and his pank lips make my uterus contract like I am breastfeeding for the first time. Finally a forum to express my thoughts!

Photo-chopped & Screwed: Beyonce x Aretha

Today is a sacred day here on C+D. My personal Obama [copyright Neffie] ReRe the Body is celebrating her 67th birthday! Too bad the New York Daily News has jokes like a Laffy Taffy candy wrapper. Somebody thought that it would be a good idea to put Beyaki’s crown of glory yaki on our queen! Initially I was infuriated at this brazen act of blasphemy but I asked myself what would Catfish Wilkerson do and I decided to let it ride.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Not only is Satan busy working he is moving at a feverish pace! This is what happens when the youth choir director goes out to the boom boom room over the weekend. The spirit of Christ moved the saints in the above clip to perform Danity Kane’s “Damage” during church service.

Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em!

My soul was murked during the choir’s dramatic cunt march to Zion so I almost didn’t make it past the 30 second mark. The lead singer’s raw emotion sent my blood pressure sky rocketing!  What next, Magnolia Shorty leading devotion? The children’s choir performing the stanky leg during offering? The church deaconesses sweeping the parking lot with their pussies to raise money for the Ladies Ministry Board? Just let me know so I can make sure to bring my digital camera!

I can’t wait until the gospel version of Cam’ron’s “Cookies And Apple Juice” to drop! Somebody tell Flex to drop a bomb on that bitch.

Fashion Breakdown

Norwood Fierce!

Norwood Young hit the red carpet of the 1st Annual African Men’s Health and Empowerment Summit looking like a zesty version of Neo from The Matrix. You see the outfit, bitch. Get you a piece!

No Ma\'am I Guess

Yo-Yo and First Lady Diamond made heads turn but only in confusion. Yolonda know she is wrong for taking one of the interns she works with old Quinceañera dress and trying to turn it into a blouse! And LisaRaye is just giving me all types of church clerk on the weekend vibes.

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Everything Is Everything

This is why my day usually gets started 3 hours later than most other bloggers. Every day I have to give myself pep talks to continue to press on. Fuck the celebrities, this shit is hard on me. The following is why I make sure I stay prayed up.

My friend in the head ATLien of Straight From The A caught up with Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly at his crib to discuss internet rumors and his new music projects, which include launching the career of his artist Li Li [who looks like the Sam's Choice version of T.Error Mari, and that's saying some shit].

And yes, he is still rocking his pants backwards.

Mac Daddy says contrary to reports on the net his health is fine and he just has Alopecia. “People act like they never seen a person with a bald spot,” says Kelly.

This is the part of the game where I leave my computer desk. Hit Up Straight From The A for more coverage from this Come To Jesus meeting.

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