“You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.”
- - Sir Charles explains his rush to bust a nut
According to police reports Barkley told a civilian employee at the processing center that “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the arrest. What’s up wit da cookies?!
Buffie the Body and Kay Slay’s show ‘Who Wants A Check’ may never hit VH1 [or BET for the matter] but it will always be as good as gold in the hearts of Crunksters around the globe. I still stand by my previous statement that these two probably struggle to fill out bank deposit slips though.
This is not a photo shop trick. There aren’t any imaginateers at Pixar that can create this shit.
Just when you thought you were having a less than stellar day in the hair department, tah dah. I suggest that everybody print this shit out and stick it in the corner of their bathroom mirrors. We may not always like what we see in it but clap your hands and tell Jesus thank you that you didn’t get dealt these fucking cards.
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Somebody gassed Lil’ Kim up Randy Watson style and told her that she could sing without an autotune. Mistake number one. She performed Rihanna’s hit “Disturbia” during a show in Europe. Mistake number two. I’m surprise that there were no shoes being hurled at her head but then again this is Europe we are talking about. Kizzy any one?
Frankie sounded a hell of a lot better on the premiere episode of ‘The Way It Is’ when she sung the hook from “Take A Bow” after arguing with Yvonne on the phone. Thanks Jhani!
The creative team at Pittsburgh’s Ace Athletics thought it would be a great idea to incorporate one of Frankie’s former [current, maybe?] get high partner name in Tony in a commercial spot for the fashion store. The coonery in this clip is so blinding that you may need to grab a pair of your Kanye Venetian blind shades. Don’t act like I never told you. Thanks Mike Wray!
Please overlook the obvious wonk eye and help me get some shit straight.
Katrina LaVerne purposely left out her house with some Nettie braids / flat twists / whatever in her lace front? Is this what’s hot in the streets now? Are regla people going to attempt to re-create this look? Somebody please help me understand what’s going on here, because all I see is this . . .
I ingested one hell of a tang multivitamin last night [pictures from that fantasy ride later] but its still no match for the zest that Al Reynolds spew. Watch him attempt to be funny and butch in this clip from VH1’s Best Week Ever as he takes a look back at 2008’s Sexy Sexy Ladies.
Earlier this week Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe’s five dollar foot long was put on blast when he accidentally dropped his towel while Fox’s cameras were rolling live from the locker room. Quicker than you can say “Plaxico gotta gun!” his agent released a statement apologizing for the slip up.
Former defensive end of the Philadelphia Eagles Hugh Douglas tells Deadspin that he’s not 100 percent sold on the incident being an accident, and says that football players sometimes drop their towels on purpose once they find out the media will be around.
DS: So, did you drop your towel all the time too?
HD: “No, I didn’t do it. But Hollis [Thomas, former Eagle, current Saint] would do it all the time. Anytime there would be a female reporter in the locker room he’d just let it all hang out. Hollis was funny like that. He’d always try to get people to look at him.”
DS: Did anybody ever look?
HD: “Oh, we caught a couple of ‘em looking. Some would look all the time. But one girl, Courtney Holt? Never ever broke eye contact . . . Yeah, Hollis would always try get Courtney. He’d sit there with his legs spread, rubbing lotion on his nuts. She wouldn’t ever look down, though. She was a true professional.”
Now I’m always up [pun intended] for browsing the pork aisle at the meat market, you know for mid-day fantasizing purposes and what not, but I didn’t have a clue as to what Hollis Thomas looked like. So I hit Google.
[insert sad Lil' Mama face]
Then I hit myself.