I Ain’t Heard of That

Posted on February 24, 2009

I was looking for a wonked-out picture of Rosario’s eyes looking scattered and covered like some hash browns but the above flick was more appropriate for this post.

After reading the following quote from Elle’s interview with Ms. Dawson I don’t know whether to just clutch my pearls or call DFACS.

“My mom licked me – - that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn’t listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she’d lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My mom’s a six-foot-tall amazon and she’d say, ‘’You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,’’ and she’d lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It’s not spanking, but it definitely works.”

Whatever works.

[Style Jury] Beyonce

Posted on February 22, 2009

I tried to keep myself away but I couldn’t help but a take a peak at the fresh crop of red carpet pictures from the Academy Awards. Since I know how much the C+D crowd absolutely adores the hard work of Mama Tina’s dirty rice styling team I went on a full on manhunt for flicks of Beyaki. And the sniggles shortly ensued. You know Auntie Etta is cracking up over this fayshun chituachun. What’s your verdict?

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Beefy Kardashian Is That You?

Posted on February 18, 2009

Do my eyes deceive me or is Beefy Kardashian sporting a new more svelte figure? Oh bother. I don’t know why some people choose to go against the natural order of things. Listen, I don’t make the rules I just play the game. Beefy Kardashian better put that cayenne pepper lemon water down and reach for what you know she is really craving for. Spotted dick!

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Lace Front

Posted on February 6, 2009

Deelishis and New York once duked it out for Flavor Flav’s heart ["I hate my job." - - Cam'ron] but will now unite on stage for the all Black cast of The Vagina Monologues. Razzle dazzle! Other cast members include Wendy Raquel Robinson, Tamara “Taj” Johnson George, LisaRaye McCoy [log off], Jill Marie Jones, Essence Atkins, Tocarra, Shar Jackson, Ella Joyce, Rolonda Watts, Yvette Wilson, Lisa Wu Hartwell, and Myra J.

Yeah, I’ve got nothing.

“This performance will help empower women to say no to domestic violence, which is a condition plaguing women across the world,” said co-producer Rhonda B. Reece. “The African American community has always ignored this issue, but I am glad to bring this issue to the forefront. It is time to stop talking about domestic violence and ignite solutions. This is a gigantic step towards creating a solution and I am proud to be a part of the team.” [source]

Whatever works. Buyyour tickets at a rib shack near you today!

We The People Are Not Surprised

Posted on February 3, 2009

This is definitely a space filler entry but I think its rather appropriate after the last post, no?

I missed the series premiere [I say series because I'm sure there will be more to come] of For The Love of Ray J on Monday night because I was busy helping Brandy look for eye drops at CVS. Seriously people, why do her eyes look like egg yolks with blood in them?

But I digress.

Like most reality television programs FTLOR has a contestant who can’t manage to keep her panties pulled up. The chick with the Mike Tyson inspired face tattoo was [or is, the recession is real] apparently a fetish model. Click here [NSFW!] if you want to see an up close picture of her twitter. You so nasty!

One of These Things Don’t Belong

Posted on February 2, 2009

I’m just saying, I don’t know how I feel about this yet but when I figure it out you will be the first person to know. More snap shots from the Hennessy / Def Jam Super Bowl party after the jump.

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My Super Sweet 50th Party

Posted on January 27, 2009

Prophetess Juanita Bynum celebrated her 50th birthday in grand fashion recently. During the integral part of her bash she wore the same wedding dress that she marched down the aisle to marry Rev. Beat Em Up before donning a special casket sharp skirt made out of photos that celebrate her life.

“One of the greatest moments of my life was the day that I married. That day was supposed to be the defining moment of my life when I would show the world that I had stepped into my womanhood”, Bynum tells Essence.com. “It was always the original intention of my dress and I refused to let it not be because it was made for me. So I wore it because I felt like someone had robbed me of that right.”

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