Photo-Chopped & Screwed: Ciara’s Fantasy Ride Cover
This is another mock cover, right? Day 26 proved that it is never as bad as we think it is so I am hoping for the best.
Archive for the 'I Guess' Category
Huts And Nuptials . . . I Guess
I’m sure by now that you have read how Kimono and Digimon’s wedding ceremony in the Motherland damn near went down like the dinner scene from The Break Up but in case you missed it, tah dah! Come come with the kick drum! On the kick drum, come come!
Kimora’s faux African wedding was apparently as wild as her Baby Phat fashion shows. “Both Kimora and Djimon wore traditional dashikis,” says our insider. “She went whole hog with the African theme − there were African drums, a traditional ceremony with dancers . . . they even had a hut!”
Present for the festivities were Kimora’s girls Aoki and Ming, as well as a nanny and photographer. “Aoki slept through the entire ceremony, and Ming cried. They were pretty confused as to what was going on,” says our source. As for Djimon, although he isn’t quite up to the level of daddy Russell, “They like him,” our source says simply.
Girl, This Is Going To Be Your Comeback Hit!
Syleena Johnson has penned a song that was inspired by your cousin T-Bird’s favorite talk show host for her upcoming album, Chapter 4: Labor Pains.
“Maury Povich’s producer said he played the song over and over again in his office for days when they received it,” said Johnson.
She flew to New York City in February to tape her appearance on the show, which aired on Thursday Feb. 12.
“The best part was his face when I sang it and the fact that he was so honored! I was honored that he was honored! It was an awesome experience,” she shared, before adding: “I was so proud because I wrote it, all by myself.”
The popularity of the tune, which deals with baby momma drama synonymous with topics from the long-running talk show, has folks wondering if it will be the next single from CD. [source]
“I wrote it all by myself,” eh? I’m not going to even go there since she seems to be a nice woman and all. Be on the look out for my debut single “Sally Jesse’s Boot Camp Blues” written by Keri Hilson off of my debut album Prelude: First Day Heavy Bleeding And Cramping.
[Cover To Cover] Jay-Z Covers Best Life Mag
Bust It Creole’s purse watcher looks like he is wearing grey contacts from the beauty supply store but I will blame it on the ph-ph-photo shop. This cover almost looks like one of those joints you get done at the flea market with the small byline and all but whatever. Sell that ass, Mr. Carter.
As told to Best Life: “I’m a mirror…If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.”
Jay-Z also talks about what was on his mind when he made Reasonable Doubt in 1996: “I made that album to impress my friends, so they would say, “Oh wow, look what you did!’ It was my first album on the label that we owned. I was like ‘Okay, what happens now?”
I Ain’t Heard of That
I was looking for a wonked-out picture of Rosario’s eyes looking scattered and covered like some hash browns but the above flick was more appropriate for this post.
After reading the following quote from Elle’s interview with Ms. Dawson I don’t know whether to just clutch my pearls or call DFACS.
“My mom licked me – - that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn’t listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she’d lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My mom’s a six-foot-tall amazon and she’d say, ‘’You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,’’ and she’d lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It’s not spanking, but it definitely works.”
Whatever works.
[Style Jury] Beyonce
I tried to keep myself away but I couldn’t help but a take a peak at the fresh crop of red carpet pictures from the Academy Awards. Since I know how much the C+D crowd absolutely adores the hard work of Mama Tina’s dirty rice styling team I went on a full on manhunt for flicks of Beyaki. And the sniggles shortly ensued. You know Auntie Etta is cracking up over this fayshun chituachun. What’s your verdict?
Beefy Kardashian Is That You?
Do my eyes deceive me or is Beefy Kardashian sporting a new more svelte figure? Oh bother. I don’t know why some people choose to go against the natural order of things. Listen, I don’t make the rules I just play the game. Beefy Kardashian better put that cayenne pepper lemon water down and reach for what you know she is really craving for. Spotted dick!
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Lace Front
Deelishis and New York once duked it out for Flavor Flav’s heart ["I hate my job." - - Cam'ron] but will now unite on stage for the all Black cast of The Vagina Monologues. Razzle dazzle! Other cast members include Wendy Raquel Robinson, Tamara “Taj” Johnson George, LisaRaye McCoy [log off], Jill Marie Jones, Essence Atkins, Tocarra, Shar Jackson, Ella Joyce, Rolonda Watts, Yvette Wilson, Lisa Wu Hartwell, and Myra J.
Yeah, I’ve got nothing.
“This performance will help empower women to say no to domestic violence, which is a condition plaguing women across the world,” said co-producer Rhonda B. Reece. “The African American community has always ignored this issue, but I am glad to bring this issue to the forefront. It is time to stop talking about domestic violence and ignite solutions. This is a gigantic step towards creating a solution and I am proud to be a part of the team.” [source]
Whatever works. Buyyour tickets at a rib shack near you today!
We The People Are Not Surprised
This is definitely a space filler entry but I think its rather appropriate after the last post, no?
I missed the series premiere [I say series because I'm sure there will be more to come] of For The Love of Ray J on Monday night because I was busy helping Brandy look for eye drops at CVS. Seriously people, why do her eyes look like egg yolks with blood in them?
But I digress.
Like most reality television programs FTLOR has a contestant who can’t manage to keep her panties pulled up. The chick with the Mike Tyson inspired face tattoo was [or is, the recession is real] apparently a fetish model. Click here [NSFW!] if you want to see an up close picture of her twitter. You so nasty!
One of These Things Don’t Belong
I’m just saying, I don’t know how I feel about this yet but when I figure it out you will be the first person to know. More snap shots from the Hennessy / Def Jam Super Bowl party after the jump.
