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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on December 9, 2008

Houston

Last time we heard from R&B singer Houston he was rambling on and on about men in jail trying to steal booty and his “eye injury.” He was photographed throwing up the best side [are we really still doing this?] in Los Angeles over the weekend. When I showed this picture to one of my friends she said she could see pass [pun intended] his empty eye hole and give him the business.

Um, really?

My thing is this: If this momofuka gougedout  his own damn eye imagine what he could do to yours. Exactly.

[Flick via Necole Bitchie]

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on December 9, 2008

Ashanti + Kids

These kids have been here before, especially that little girl. I don’t know what their individual stories are [and really don't care - - just being honest] but something in the milk is making me feel rather ill. There is some The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button type of shit going on here.

Ashanti Ashanti + Kids Ashanti

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Quick Flicks: Fantasia At Cracked Xmas

Posted by Fresh on December 8, 2008

Tasia\'s Tats Fantasia

If anybody else came out of their house wearing this little jazzy number I would be forced to toss them in the casket face first but this is Fantasia we are dealing with. At least she is wearing shoes and covering up her stretch marks. Who says progress is a slow process?

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Mook’s Minute: Bride of Wildenstein

Posted by Fresh on December 4, 2008

Fergie Fergie

I swear to god, Fergie has had so much plastic surgery she’s starting to look like that Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She was at the launch of her new shoe line and she had this to say for the five people who were there:

“I have always loved fashion because it’s a great way to express your mood. And I’m definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.” [flicks via Just Jared]

[*crickets*]

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Wonderful World of Wonk

Posted by Fresh on December 2, 2008

Jennifer Holiday

Jennifer Holiday is the result of wonk mixed in with two parts of raw emotion! I’ve been craving her scattered eye game for months now and finally I have something to feast upon. The incomparable singer performed at Vizcaya in Miami last month [a check is a check] in full tangled eye mode.

I’ve added the infamous clip of our girl YouTube sensation Nala West singing “And I Am Telling You” under the hood. Enjoy!

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on December 1, 2008

Your Cousins Your Cousins

If your colors look like this, I beg of you,  please do not show them. Now excuse me while I swing my Louis rag around in forgiveness of their sins.

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Mook’s Minute: What What In The Butt

Posted by Mook on November 24, 2008

Description from VH1.com:

You may or may not know that Ezra “Buddha” Masters, the man who was a Tailor Made away from winning New York’s heart on I Love New York 2, occasionally appears on the erotic cable series Zane’s Sex Chronicles. In the clip below, our boy keeps the skin in Skinemax, baring his butt in a sex scene at around the 2:27 mark. This video seems to have been recorded off TV via camcorder, but it is clear nonetheless. That is to say his full moon shines bright, so this NSFW . . . unless you happen to work in an underwear factory. [Is that Beyonce singing in the background? Shit! - - Fresh]

Timothy Pollard and Brother Patterson must be really jealous right now…

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Thanks For Clearing That One Up

Posted by Fresh on November 20, 2008

Back in the day [read: 2002] Brandy announced she’d secretly wed some music producer no one had ever heard of named Robert Smith the year before - just four months before giving birth to their baby girl, Sy’rai. The happily married couple even fronted for cameras on the MTV series Brandy: A Special Delivery, which documented their daughter’s birth.

After the couple called it quits in 2003, Ol’ Bucky Beaver went running his trap and told a radio station the marriage never happened, much to Mama Sonya’s chagrin.

“I lied because of the fear of what people would think and the pressure to be a good role model,” Norwood, 29, reveals to Us Weekly in her first interview on the topic.

“Our relationship was very real, we just weren’t legally married,” she adds.

Norwood also admits she kept her daughter in the dark about the 2006 multicar collision she was involved in that left a 38-year-old woman dead.

“It was a very tough time, and I still have never talked about it with Sy’rai,” she says. “I had to be a mother and stay strong for her. I’d cry when she’d go to sleep so she wouldn’t see me like that - I had a responsibility to her.” [continue reading]

Its okay Brandy. Everybody who tuned into your little show knew something in the milk wasn’t clean the first time the camera panned in on Robert’s face, we were just waiting on you to confirm.

Greeter at Wal-Mart game proper.

Although hat boy set my window licker radar off like a troop of screeching banshees I was curious to know if what my best friend told me in my pubescent years about boys in special ed having a big peen was true.

If so, I understand the dynamic of the hook up.

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