I had a good joke comparing Solange swinging in a hammock to a bag of Zatarain’s Crawfish, Shrimp & Crab Boil In A Bag on deck for yesterday but I decided to lay low until the head subsided since I didn’t want Mama Tina sending me another roots box. Solo escaped from the Knowles Compound last week to attend the Bonnaroo Music And Arts Festival. She looked right at home among all the “different” artists, I guess.
Did Eminem just see the ghost of tang past or is he still in “shock” after getting a face full of ass at the MTV Movie Awards? Eh, what’s a goon to a goblin.
If you follow me on Twitter you already know my heart but for the rest of you: Why the fuck is everybody getting a reality show? Couldn’t we just follow them on Twitter if we cared? Unless they can guarantee to have a family member as riveting as Frankie they are doing not only themselves a great disservice but the rest of us.
Rudy Huxtable is getting a show about shacking up?! Girl, your life on Twitter is for more interesting! You got people pretending they are you, putting Young Ashy aka Malik Yoba’s phone number and shit. And although Fantasia’s family probably does more than one Frankie floating around unless she can come with a new and exciting quick weave for every episode I could care less.
Megan Good is trying to bring her Hollywood stock up by hitting the recording booth. The “actress” [1] released a snippet of her new track “So Good” on Twitter earlier this week.
Yeah bad idea.
Listen, let’s be real here. The only double threat Ms. Good possess are parts of her body. You pick your poison. Chesticles, lips, those other lips. I’m not saying she wouldn’t be a smash on 106 & Park [hell who already isn't?] but you don’t have to worry about your Pancake 31 ruining the lining of your Aretha inauguration hat at her induction into the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame.
Take a listen for to the track under the jump.
[1] Yes I’m still on that quotation mark shit. Have you peeped her acting credits lately? D.E.B.S., anyone? Her character on Cousin Skeeter was the defining role of her career.
This is another mock cover, right? Day 26 proved that it is never as bad as we think it is so I am hoping for the best.
I’m sure by now that you have read how Kimono and Digimon’s wedding ceremony in the Motherland damn near went down like the dinner scene from The Break Up but in case you missed it, tah dah! Come come with the kick drum! On the kick drum, come come!
Kimora’s faux African wedding was apparently as wild as her Baby Phat fashion shows. “Both Kimora and Djimon wore traditional dashikis,” says our insider. “She went whole hog with the African theme − there were African drums, a traditional ceremony with dancers . . . they even had a hut!”
Present for the festivities were Kimora’s girls Aoki and Ming, as well as a nanny and photographer. “Aoki slept through the entire ceremony, and Ming cried. They were pretty confused as to what was going on,” says our source. As for Djimon, although he isn’t quite up to the level of daddy Russell, “They like him,” our source says simply.
Syleena Johnson has penned a song that was inspired by your cousin T-Bird’s favorite talk show host for her upcoming album, Chapter 4: Labor Pains.
“Maury Povich’s producer said he played the song over and over again in his office for days when they received it,” said Johnson.
She flew to New York City in February to tape her appearance on the show, which aired on Thursday Feb. 12.
“The best part was his face when I sang it and the fact that he was so honored! I was honored that he was honored! It was an awesome experience,” she shared, before adding: “I was so proud because I wrote it, all by myself.”
The popularity of the tune, which deals with baby momma drama synonymous with topics from the long-running talk show, has folks wondering if it will be the next single from CD. [source]
“I wrote it all by myself,” eh? I’m not going to even go there since she seems to be a nice woman and all. Be on the look out for my debut single “Sally Jesse’s Boot Camp Blues” written by Keri Hilson off of my debut album Prelude: First Day Heavy Bleeding And Cramping.
Bust It Creole’s purse watcher looks like he is wearing grey contacts from the beauty supply store but I will blame it on the ph-ph-photo shop. This cover almost looks like one of those joints you get done at the flea market with the small byline and all but whatever. Sell that ass, Mr. Carter.
As told to Best Life: “I’m a mirror…If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are.”
Jay-Z also talks about what was on his mind when he made Reasonable Doubt in 1996: “I made that album to impress my friends, so they would say, “Oh wow, look what you did!’ It was my first album on the label that we owned. I was like ‘Okay, what happens now?”