Archive for the 'I Don't Talk About Kids But You Probably Do' Category

People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Honey Boo Boo Child

honey1 People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Honey Boo Boo Child

Six-year-old ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ star Alana Holler (codename Honey Boo Boo Child) got Dr. Drew “go-go” juice wasted last week for an episode of his daytime talk show. The drink is a mix of Mountain Dew and Redbull given to Honey Boo Boo Child by mom June before she slays the pageant stage.

Taking notes, Beyonce?

“There are far worse things that I can do to my kid,” June says, dismissing critics of her parenting skills. “It is the way it is and I don’t let what people say bother me.”

Watch Dr. Drew dance with the devil in the pale moonlight and the clip that made Honey Boo Boo Child an overnight celebrity on Tumblr after the jump.

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Promo Trail: Mindless Behavior

mindless1 Promo Trail: Mindless Behavior

You’re never too young to decide you want to carry glowsticks for around the globe a living.

Filling the void left by backpackers at the Chris Stokes Summer Camp For Boys, teen sensations Prodigy, Princeton, Ray Ray and Roc Royal, collectively known as Mindless Behavior, have the hearts of countless young girls in a cobra clutch. The quartet created hysteria among the 106 & Park demo while making an in-store appearance at Basement Mix in Brooklyn earlier this week.

“We’ll never get used to it,” Ray Ray told MTV about the throngs of teen and pre-teen girls that greet the group at every appearance. “It’s always different. First time they’re just screaming. Next time they’re biting Princeton, third time they’re pulling my hair.”

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You Hurt Bobbi Kristina’s Feelings The Other Day

nippy You Hurt Bobbi Kristinas Feelings The Other Day

After receiving an initial wave of positive feedback on her cover of Adele’s “Someone Like You,” the artist formerly known as Nympho Babii allowed anonymous shit talkers to kill her dreams of one day co-starring in a David E. Talbert stage play with Vivica A. Fox. You people are awful.

“The rude comments on my video? Really? Some people are pathetic,” Bobbi Kristina tweeted hours after posting the clip to her Twitter account. “No more singing for me, back to #dance. I’m sorry.”

Did Bobbi K. sound that bad? Judge for yourself after the jump.

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Lil’ Savion

We’ve all heard of Toddlers & Tiaras but what do you know about Tweens N’ Gucci Backpacks? Hood savior Lil’ Savion schools her haters on the finer points of saving money, refusing to sweat out her perm for physical education and more in her breakout song “Don’t Make Me Snap My Fingers.” If this were 1994 I would have been the chunky girl in the back. Thanks Keila!

Freeze Frame: Its The King, Bitch.

kaaang Freeze Frame: Its The King, Bitch.

If you feeling froggy, jump. More pictures of Tiny, Toya and the OMG Girlz for the taking after the jump.

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