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Looking Good, Linnethia

NeNe NeNe NeNe

Anderson Cooper’s boo NeNe hit up Atlanta’s go-to photographer Derek Blanks this past weekend for an eyelashes poppin’, lip bustin’ photo shoot. I’m not sure how she paid for this shit [I'm thinking non-perishable canned goods] but good for her. Dwight should book his appointment between one of his suck and fuck sessions!

I’m patiently waiting for Mr. Blanks to get around to shooting some pictures of Frankie! If I have to setup a PayPal fund my damn self to make that situation pop off just give me the green light.

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All The Single Pound Puppies

I know I said I wouldn’t post any more videos of random zestlemen performing “Single Ladies” but I think I can make an exception for Teyana Taylor. Work it out Pound Puppy! See, if Cheri Dennis would have done this shit she would be as big as Kizzy Rowland in the UK but nooooo . . .

Doing Something Strange For A Piece of Change

First Lady Diamond has been out making moolah for her car payment and rent by hosting parties and other top notch events [I cannot but I understand]. While at a night club in Baltimore a patron tossed a slim stack of five dollar bills at her while she recovered from twerking her poak chops on stage. LisaRaye was more than happy to collect the dollars at the end of her rain dance. Surprise, surprise.

Peep the comedic gold at the 01:21 mark as First Lady is tempted to back hand a chick reaching for her cash.

[Video via Necole Bitchie]

Getting Money, Divas Getting Money

Heyonce

Now, would Agnes Dereon approve the above tangmaster as the female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of hustla, nah nah nah of a hustla? Hope so! Photographer and C+D friend in the head Freddy O snapped these flicks while on the scene at Atlanta’s W Hotel Appreciation event last week. And before you light up the comment section I think a drag showcase is a lovely way of saying “thanks for staying with us whenever you are in town.”

But you already know Matthew is trying to get some residuals off this shit.

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A Special Treat From The Wig Crypt Just In Time For Christmas

Mrs. Bust It Creole has not one but two videos to stuff in her faithful followers stockings this holiday season. Skeet or delete?

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Mook’s Minute: Sorry Beyaki, You Had Your Chance

Rihanna

Beyaki’s chances at performing at President Obama’s inauguration event is looking slimmer and slimmer by the day. First ReRe the Body was announced, then Shakira, now RiRi the Alien Princess. [via Us Weekly]:

Rihanna is ready to rock Washington, D.C. on Inauguration Day.

The 20-year-old Grammy winner will headline the Recording Industry Association of America’s charity ball to benefit Feeding America on Jan. 20, according to Access Hollywood.

We are thrilled to have Rihanna’s participation in the inauguration charity ball,” Feeding America’s Vicky Escarra told Access. “As the prevalence of hunger in America increases at an unprecedented rate, we are most grateful to Rihanna and to RIAA for helping us bring greater visibility to this tragic reality and helping us feed millions more people in need.”

I’m still waiting to hear if JHud will show up, so Beyaki will bang her half-ton weave against the wall.

And The Oscar Goes To . . .

Now you know I’m just playing.

Beyonce’s new thriller Obsessed [I can't] is full of raw creole emotion! I would say more about it but I would rather read your hate filled comments poignant commentary.

Big Girls Need Love Too

Poprah Poprah Poprah

Is this a Derek Blanks exclusive photograph?! He’s done it again.

‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ larger than life [pause] contestant Poprah is looking for love. Are you that somebody?

Do you like big girls? Come on now, really, do you have an affinity for thick chics? Keep It Real, fellas! Well, we have the hottest plus size girl on the planet, and she’s looking for love right now!

If you’ve seen Vh1’s hit show, “I Wanna Work for Diddy”, you know who she is~That’s right the big girl, with big skills and big dreams, and all the sexy. It’s Poprah!!!

She’s in Atlanta right now casting for her own reality show, Big Girls Need Love Too! And she’s looking for a man just like you!

Auditions are this Tues., December 16th, that’s tomorrow, brothers. So you need to email Hollywood South right now for more information. If you are 21 or older, ready to get your swag on reality tv call’em right now. Any race, any style, hip hop, corporate exec, rocker, geek, activist, whatever, it’s all good! Email your phone number and photo to production@hollywoodsouthproductions.com.

“Ready to get your swag on reality tv?” Sweet minty Jesus take me in your arms and protect me! At this point I’m convinced that networks would do a show on the life of a tampon if it meant more ratings.

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