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Quick Flicks: Tina Knowles In Miami

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Dusting off heaux was the final thing to be checked off of Tina’s to-do list for the inaugural day of spring.

Taking a cue from 305’s reigning rap queen, El Creole Loco’s NaNa put an arch in her back and tooted up her ass to the high heavens at a mini meet and greet session for the House of Dead Wrong in Miami. All while wearing flesh colored stockings no less. Runteldat!

Mathew is going to miss finding shelter by laying up in that pussy like a warm sleeping bag. Trust you me.


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The Post of All Posts: Beyonce Cosmetology Center Unveiling At Phoenix House

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El Criollo Loco reporting for duty. Please ignore BeyStiality’s Cowardly Lion wig and hold on to your own, because this news is finna knock you on your asses.

Crackheads everywhere rejoice! Get to your nearest rehab facility and sign up for classes at the Beyonce Cosmetology Center. Anita Bagza Dummuny was filming Cadillac Records as Etta James (the best performance in a film since Kelly Rowland’s portrayal of Kia in Freddy v Jason) when she first visited the Phoenix House, a residential substance abuse center in Brooklyn. Jay-Z pushed crack to the fiends of Brooklyn and now Beyowulf is helping them clean up and start careers. Circle of life.

You may laugh, but soon even the drug addicts will be looking better than you complete with signature Knowles designs like Solo’s yellow eye stripe, Cousin Angie’s Fire Engine red lips, and even Kizzy’s Fraggle Rock wig.

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Courtside Candids: Beyonce & Jay-Z

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Jay-Z and his prized yaki had a grand ol’ time laughing at random #lilwaynedeeptweets at the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks in Queen Lobster Bisque’s home state on Wednesday. Ain’t love grand?

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Back & Fourth: Melanie Brown Lets Her Glowsticks Shine

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To ensure that Angel Iris Murphy wouldn’t feel alone in the world with her unique hairstyle, her mother decided that she would show that mommy does it too. The original “Scary” Spice Girl returned back to her roots . . . literally.

Fresh: It looks like she took a chalk board eraser and clapped it on the side of her head.

Collegechick: All this because a jump off wanted to show that she’s different.

Fresh: Star shaped rhinestones on a bald spot.

Collegechick: Well I guess she figured if the stars are close enough to her brain she’ll believe that she’s a star.

She Ain’t No Evita

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We fall down, but we get up. Standing on the balcony of the Pasano Hotel in Rio de Janeiro, Beyonce greeted fans and paparazzi this morning wearing Al Reynold’s Valentine’s Day gift to himself.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: So Nobody Is Going To Comment On That Damn Tooth Pick?

. . . Then I will. I’m going to keep this short and sweet: Kim Porter’s response to Misa Hylton-Brim’s interview with Cherry Martinez was to be expected. Her flailing that fucking tooth pick around like she just finished up a $7 rib platter was not.

No Hate Today: Gird Your Loins, Mama Tina Is Loose

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Spies on the scene at the party for Queen Lobster Bisque’s fragrance launch party on Tuesday night say that not only did Mama Tina keep her back field in motion all evening but her time spent on the dance floor was with a much younger man.If a willing participant wishes to subject themselves to that dark underworld of black magic and bad designs who am I to hate? Her kids are grown and on their own any how.

Mathew is now another story.

Fist Pump: Rhymes With Snitch

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