Ray J was spotted shopping at paparazzi-friendly Kitson with some ladies [you know, in that Keyshia Cole's "sister" sort of way] yesterday. I am assuming that he was filming scenes for his upcoming reality show that I pray never makes it to the air. I mean really, Dwight Eubanks > Mr. Norwood.
I’m Just Saying . . .

Riddle Me This Batman: How the hell is it possible that your eyebrows have more sheen than your hair? If your face looks like this before you leave the house, stay your ass in and get it right! Faith needs to come whoop her ass again for being out in public looking like this.
More pictures from Young Jeezy’s album release party after the jump.
Sonja, Come And Get Your Child

I always thought that if I ignored Ray J he would fade away like his sister’s hairline. I’ve got more praying to do.
R&B bad boy Ray J was kicked out of his Washington, D.C. hotel room this weekend after illegal club drug was found on the premises.
According to TMZ, the “Sexy Can I” crooner was forced to leave his room at the Hyatt Regency in D.C. when security allegedly discovered marijuana and a club drug known as “boat” while investigating a complaint received by hotel management.
Sources for TMZ say Ray J argued vehemently with hotel security after attempting to bribe them to allow him to stay. Police were called to the scene however no arrests were made.
Ray J’s security helped him leave the hotel. He reportedly booked a new room at the Holiday Inn [Classy! - - Fresh] down the street, however Ray J’s camp has not issued any comment on the matter. [source]
Not This Mess Again
First Rudy Huxtable sells ass for Tyler Perry now this. Take me higher Lord! Every time I see this dynamic duo together I let out a deep sigh and look towards the heavens. I simply cannot deal with this today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. They both look healthy and happy, so I guess I will give them a pass.
The Kang of R&B wrote about Nippy’s love affair with Ray J in his upcoming autobiography, I Pray This Check Doesn’t Bounce.
“I’m aware of the fact that Whitney had been seeing Ray J, a very young R&B artist who is most famous for being the little brother of Brandy, the multi-platinum singing artist and TV star.
“Their relationship doesn’t bother me. She’s open to see whoever she wants to see, just like I can see who I want to see.
“I know the age difference between her and the little guy is 20 years, but to each his own.
“The only concern I had was how our daughter felt about the age difference. As long as she’s cool with it, it’s fine by me.” [source]
Quick Quotes
SHOOTING STARS
“Probably the wildest is, lately, girls [are] putting H2O in their bodies and then having [it] shoot out like waterfalls. And it wasn’t just a little bit. You had to step back because the water was shooting everywhere. They’re very talented. Unk, Baby D, Berg and I in St. Louis in this penthouse. The whole Koch crew was in that mug. They rented out this room for us and just brought [the girls] in. I directed that. I was like, “Yo, we gotta do something different. Why don’t ya’ll take this gallon of water and pour it inside of you and let that sh*t shoot out.” She was like, “Okay.” She sucked her stomach in a little bit and just pushed [it] out. It damn near got on my pants. I was 10 feet away.”SNIFFING B.I.G.
“. . .Then I seen Big and he was like, “What’s up, my n*gg*.” I hugged Big and the n*gg* smelled like soap. That’s all I remember. He just smelled fresh like, “Damn, he a big n*gg* but he smell like soap.”STUDIO TIME WITH 2PAC
“We walked in one day and Faith was sitting on Pac’s lap while Pac was writing a verse. It was like, “What the f*ck is going on?” That was one of the craziest sights, dog . . . Faith was in Pac’s lap. I was like, “What the f*ck? I know I’m not? Is that? It can’t?” Three weeks later, “Hit ‘Em Up” came out. There’s a couple of people that came up out of that camp. Bow Wow was in Snoop’s camp. Keyshia Cole [How random. - -Fresh] was always through Death Row in her younger days. I used to see Keyshia all the time in there with Pac. I’m not hating on nobody. I got love for Faith. That was unbelievable, during the time of the East Coast-West Coast beef.”TROJAN MAN
“They gotta ink it. We’ve been trying to work it out for a minute. I’m supposed to design a pack. I mean, you know the condom gotta be extra large. Ain’t no designing on that.”For more Grade A fuckery, visit Rhapsody.com
[Story via Necole Bitchie - - Thanks Alexa]
Enough Already, Damn
Ray J hit the Tyra Banks show to talk about what else – - his boring ass sex tape with Kim Kardashian. It’s funny to watch Ty Ty Baby be all buddy-buddy with Brandy’s little brother when she gave Kim the ho-head nod and side-eye a couple months back.
If I Had One Wish
If I Had One Wish

This negro would finally fade to black.
BV Newswire reports that Brandy’s brother is in the final stages of completing his memoir, tentatively titled ‘Sex Machine.’ The book will give readers vivid (no pun intended) details of his sexual conquest of more than 1,100 women.
Jesus be a wall of Valtrex around me.
Who would ever think that the little boy from ‘The Sinbad Show’ would grow up to become… become…this. He might as well put the final nail in his career coffin and submit an audiction tape for ‘I Love New York 3.’


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