Eminem Issues A “Warning” To Mariah & Nick

Posted on July 31, 2009

cannons em Eminem Issues A Warning To Mariah & Nick

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He’s mad as hell. He lost all that damn weight, got that plastic surgery [we saw that XXL cover - - HELLO!], and you still talking reckless Mimi?

Last night, while all of the continental United States and some parts of Canada eyes were glued to the chaos that is Real Housewives of Atlanta, word leaked on Twitter [where else] that Eminem “went in” on Mariah and Nick. Hearing the track myself, I’m not surprised. He talks about the usually shit, blah blah blah I have the pictures, blah blah blah I have the phone messages, blah blah blah stop denying my dick. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m seriously tired of these two going after each other. How many dis-tracks are they going to record? They fight worst than Sheree and Margeaux Taylor [aka Tameka] over who has the biggest dick in Atlanta. Sigh, perception is everything folks, everything.

Quick Flicks: Mariah Carey Butches It Up on the set of “Obsessed”

Posted on June 29, 2009

Mrs. Nick Cannon made good use out of a bag of clothing belonging to Da Brat [hold your head lil' daddy] that would have otherwise continue to collect dust for her new video. Marshall Mathers, this bud’s for you.

Mariah will always be that crazy bitch pushing the ice cream cart on TRL while rambling about butterflies, Hello Kitty stickers, and unicorns and shit to me. However, I will be say that she tries hard to make people give a damn about her. So people, do you give a damn?

Please keep in mind that she said “these chickens is ash and I’m lotion” way before the creative creole pair of Beyonce and Cousin Angie B! penned “Check On It.”

For Promo Use Only

Posted on March 23, 2009

This little relationship that Christina Millian and The Dream have going on does nothing for me. Truthfully speaking the only reason why I even bothered to post these flicks were to generate some site traffic/cash. I am saving up for a new lace front! You wouldn’t believe how inflated the prices on Indian Remy is right now! Only God can judge me . . .

In all seriousness I would be way more excited if these were pictures of her holding Missy Elliot’s hand. That Misdemeanor sure has the way with the R+B ladies.

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Mooriah Feels Snuffed, Aww

Posted on January 23, 2009

Mimikins was reportedly left pissed when she learned that she wouldn’t be seated with, oh, the important people at Tuesday’s inauguration ceremony.

[Insert Eli Porter pause]

A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.” Meanwhile, Carey ex Sean Combs is said to be upset that he wasn’t invited to perform at official events and disappointed that Jay-Z had a bigger presence. A rep for Carey declined to comment. Combs’ rep said, “It was one of the greatest moments of his life. Sean was invited to the inauguration and was seated third row, with Jay-Z, at the ceremony.” [source]

Nick Cannon should have stuffed a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit in her mouth and pushed her down in an empty seat but then he wouldn’t have been DJing later on that night.

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Quick Quotes

Posted on December 9, 2008

“People are constantly asking me if I’m pregnant, but I don’t like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as the next phase . . . I’ve changed my mind [about becoming a mother] because I’m with The One. I think we would make good parents, and that we’d be able to figure out how to do it properly. I know people are going to be like, ‘There’s no way!’ but neither of us had any doubts that we were truly meant for each other. He is my soulmate . . . I wanted the opposite of what I did the first time. Nick and I wanted it to be about us, no fuss, no worrying about everyone else’s opinions. ”

- – Mooriah talks pregany rumors in new interview with Hello magazine

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on October 21, 2008

Not that I have a problem with Nick Cannon wanting to step his grown man game up by wearing suits more often but does he have to look so lame in them?! Memo to Mr. Cannon: You can put lipstick on a pig and marry her but you can’t ever fully escape from your own duckness.

The Cannons Hit Vegas

Posted on October 8, 2008

Mooriah put her spanx to good use for the second time this week at her husband’s Nick Cannon a surprise birthday party in Las Vegas. I’m still waiting for the little white boy from Pop Fiction to show up and say “gotcha bitches!” at any moment but I’m beginning to believe this marital union is actually legit. Just as long as they dont do a cover of “We Have Something In Common” I’m good.

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