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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on December 9, 2008

The Cannons

“People are constantly asking me if I’m pregnant, but I don’t like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as the next phase . . . I’ve changed my mind [about becoming a mother] because I’m with The One. I think we would make good parents, and that we’d be able to figure out how to do it properly. I know people are going to be like, ‘There’s no way!’ but neither of us had any doubts that we were truly meant for each other. He is my soulmate . . . I wanted the opposite of what I did the first time. Nick and I wanted it to be about us, no fuss, no worrying about everyone else’s opinions. ”

- - Mooriah talks pregany rumors in new interview with Hello magazine

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on October 21, 2008

Mariah + Nick Mariah + Nick

Not that I have a problem with Nick Cannon wanting to step his grown man game up by wearing suits more often but does he have to look so lame in them?! Memo to Mr. Cannon: You can put lipstick on a pig and marry her but you can’t ever fully escape from your own duckness.

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The Cannons Hit Vegas

Posted by Fresh on October 8, 2008

Nick + Mariah

Mooriah put her spanx to good use for the second time this week at her husband’s Nick Cannon a surprise birthday party in Las Vegas. I’m still waiting for the little white boy from Pop Fiction to show up and say “gotcha bitches!” at any moment but I’m beginning to believe this marital union is actually legit. Just as long as they dont do a cover of “We Have Something In Common” I’m good.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on September 12, 2008

If you ever needed any additional evidence that Mimikins isn’t playing with a full deck look no further than this montage. Shouts out to my endless cyber loves Rich + JMack!

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Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on June 11, 2008

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Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are hitting up their wealthy friends and family for wedding gifts despite not inviting them to their secret nuptials in April.

An insider says: “Mariah’s assistant, Gina, sent out over 100 e-mails to her wealthy friends letting them know that she’s registered at Bergdorf Goodman if they want to buy her a present.

“It’s odd because she’s not even having a big wedding party or anything. It was assumed they’d have a big celebration when they got back, but no. They just want the gifts.”

“Fine china, very expensive silver stemware” and other lavish items are reported to top the couple’s list. What git would you cop Mimi and Nick? I’m thinking about putting Pharrell’s crazy ass chair on layaway, because they both need to have a damn seat in more ways than one.

Check out a flick of the two on the set of Mooriah’s new video after the break.

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Girl, You So Coordinated

Posted by Fresh on May 28, 2008

Mimi Mimi Mimi Mimi Mimi

Mooriah’s swoop bang and ponytail are the things dreams are made of. I used to kill that hairstyle back in my middle school prime. Just looking at this broad make me want to break out the wide leg Jnco pants, platform sneakers, and camouflage and sing “808″ by Blaque.

Mimi tossed out the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game at the Tokyo Dome on Tuesday. The world would be such an even better place if only someone was pitched a ball made out of Xanax at her dingy ass instead.

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We’re Through

Posted by Kid Fury on May 15, 2008

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Hey, my C+D family — Kid Fury here again. I just wanted to stop by and let everyone know that I am holding a farewell ceremony for Mariah Carey today. After her surprise marriage to Earthworm Jim Nick Cannon and a “love story” honeymoon at Six Flags Magic Mountain (I know you can’t and neither can I), it is obvious that the Butterfly has fluttered away from her mind and become a lost cause. Mama told me that, “Sometimes you just have let folks be crazy”. I blame Nick, who must have some sort of covert pheromones in his semen, for this fuckery.

So, I would just like to say to Mariah — girl, bye…forever. Please if you have any parting words for these heifers, drop them off. Bless ya’ll hearts.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on May 7, 2008

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Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon

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