News Break

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This news break is a little old but still tasty nonetheless.

The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

The man is alleged to have committed the gross act because the 31-year-old woman refused his sexual advances which he directed at her as she went about her business earlier in the day.

The Weekend Star was told that last Friday, the obviously enraged complainant along with family and friends reported the matter to the police.

Detective Corporal Aldaine Jackson of the Manchester police said the woman told the police that she and the accused man were once lovers.

ending the relationship

However, the relationship is said to have ended a few days prior to the incident and the man was said to have promised to get back at the woman for ending the relationship.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Beyond The Zest

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One of our rising tang starlets has hit the big time, sort of. Atlanta hair stylist and owner of a plethora of sicknan designer hand bags and pumps Derek J was recently profiled in Creative Loafing. Get ready for the maple syrup sandwich of love!

derek j Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Beyond The ZestHow did you get started?
I’ve been doing hair now for 10 years. My aunt used to do hair out of her house, so I used to watch her. I liked the transformation of women. You would see a woman come in and she was having a bad day, and then she would get her hair done and feel so much better. With a woman, when she has a physical change she has an emotional change.

Where would you say your inspiration for your style comes from?
If I want to come to work with some booty shorts on and have an off-the-shoulder top with some thigh high boots, that’s what I’m going to do. When I first started wearing heels, I would wear them with a dress slack so you couldn’t really tell I had a heel on. Then I moved to skinny jeans. I used to say I will never wear my toes out, and then I put on a peep-toe. It’s about pushing the envelope and seeing how people respond. To see people’s reactions and their acceptance makes me strive to do more.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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Never mind ol’ girl’s dreadful lace front wig that almost touches her eye brows or the fact that Lisa Wu Hartwell is dressed like a contestant in the 1983 Miss Black America pageant! There are more deeper things to explore, whore.

Chew this ass!

Stylist Derek J is the reason why I sing. No porn addicted Kirk Franklin. Any bitch that can manage to give life to an otherwise drab party is worth giving a standing ovation to with a dick  but since I don’t have one I am just going to clap really fast. Let the church say Amen.

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Jacking For Posts: Give In To The POWER!

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Just when Solange and Rihanna thought they were bad, Diane Amos (aka The Pine-Sol Lady) does a drive-by on all these industry bitches. She is giving you face, hair, body, AND Isopropanol! Are you paying attention, world? On top of all that, this photo was inspired by a beautiful Tom Ford perfume ad featuring my queen, Erykah Badu. Please feel free to fall the hell out in dramatic cunt fashion at any time. I know I did.

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Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Will You Let Jermaine’s Mane Be Great?

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jermaine jack.thumbnail Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Will You Let Jermaines Mane Be Great?

This bitch to the left doesn’t understand that the mix of chocolate, sugar, Let’s Jam! and magic cannot get wet. His face, her face, and Jermajesty [I just needed to type his name] with the LV clutch. What you know about The House of 2300 Jackson Street?

- – Anwar

News Break

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I see absolutely nothing wrong with any of this. If your significant other attempted to serve you some undercooked and burnt bullshit it should be your right to hurl something at their dome. Go Go Gadget Granny!

granny News BreakA southwest Florida woman was arrested after deputies said she assaulted her 71-year-old common-law husband after he complained about her cooking. A Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report shows 66-year-old Meredith Hart Mulcahy was charged with battery on an elderly person Tuesday night.

Deputies said the man got into an argument with her about undercooked potatoes and burnt bread. He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him.

Deputies said Mulcahy became belligerent in the back seat of the patrol car and told them that she “burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated.” She was in the Lee County Jail on Wednesday pending a $1,500 bond. [source]