Before hitting the seniors only buffet with a pre-rolled doobie tucked safely underneath her right breast, Dionne Warwick let those shady queens on her team (namely a low down dirty monkey with a wig) have it after being axed on Sunday night’s episode of Celebrity Apprentice and birthed a new mantra in the process.

Now that’s how you drop your nuts during prime time.

That’s right girl, ventilate that box! The sexpot that is Oracene Williams watches on as daughter Venus trained at the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Australia on Monday.When they ask you who mad make sure you tell them anybody but Oracene! Now lie flat on your back and open up your mouth for some more of that kush and orange juice.

That yaki is calling out “SPARTAAAAAAAA!”

Heard Kanye signed Mos Def to his label. This side-eye though makes me wonder if Mos is having second thoughts.

– Key From The City

Fresh,

So there I was watching this make over show we have here called Snog Marry Avoid. There i am, sitting there drinking tea and shit all bored then Andre friggin J pops up and I don’t get a small dose of tang multivitamin but like a two drip packs of it.

As you guys say across the most, Andre was giving me not just life but the ultimate MOST. I was dead and gone in a Gucci interior hood coffin.

The shoes, the tang, the dress. Not on a Sunday, LOL. First time I’ve heard his voice too. I think his transformation will be shown next week so I’ll record the show when its on next week.

– Father Wisdom

If you don’t think you’re the baddest bitch standing in line at Speedy Cash then who else will? We all have little things about ourselves that we would like  to see vanish into thin air along with Vivica’s hair line, but until that faithful day comes love what you got and flaunt it in the process. Sure, you may end up on C+D as a Friday Fuckery item but fuck it.

Fist Pump! Freddy O

With gloss on his lips and Nicki Mifraud on his hip, Verdine White [get into the eyebrows!] was a sight to behold at City of Hope’s Music and Entertainment Industry’s Spirit of Life Gala on Wednesday night. While other men his age are desperately trying to set their clocks back by tricking off with younger women this man refuses to be a slave to Father Time! I wonder what’s his secret? If I were a betting woman I would say plenty of pussy and omega-3 vitamins.

Its has got to be a humbling experience to have to stand next to this single serving of  fat-free chocolate mousse. Don’t try this at home.

Appreciation for tang transcends color lines. And all this time you thought Soulja Boy had nothing to do with race relations in this country.

High noon is the best time for shade! The mascot for the Cleveland Indians recently spoke to Hip Hop Weekly about his displeasure for Uncle Cecil’s new persona. Take a number, Lloyd.

“I don’t fuck with Hollywood bitches and she’s like one of the chicks that’s just changed along the way with the fame and the money and all of that. I don’t really get down with her anymore on some real shit. The truth hurts, but it will set you free. But I wish her all the best.”

Taylor Swift didn’t even have 30 seconds to speak until Kanye Omari jumped on stage and ruined the moment for her. Although he did congratulate her on the win, he stated that Beyonce had the best video of the year. Drunk off the Hennessy, Kanye proceeded to create an uncomfortable atmosphere in the audience.

Watch Kanye’s cunty moment again after the jump!

UPDATE: Kanye issued an apology on his blog. In all caps of course, but he is like super sorry and stuff, ya’ll

Via Rap Radar:

Nala West sent me a video of a mash-up she produced a couple of days ago but I couldn’t log off her YouTube channel without first taking a look at her caress her dog’s nut sack. Random shit in Crunkland absolutely get better with time and is a welcome break from celebrities whoring for propaganda.

Put em all in a cup, drink it up like Lil’ Kim, drink them babies up! Oh Nala, I’m going to post whatever the fuck I want to on my page, too. It is my deepest prayer that one day the public fully appreciates this woman’s raw talent. Until then, we wait.