If you don’t think you’re the baddest bitch standing in line at Speedy Cash then who else will? We all have little things about ourselves that we would like to see vanish into thin air along with Vivica’s hair line, but until that faithful day comes love what you got and flaunt it in the process. Sure, you may end up on C+D as a Friday Fuckery item but fuck it.
With gloss on his lips and Nicki Mifraud on his hip, Verdine White [get into the eyebrows!] was a sight to behold at City of Hope’s Music and Entertainment Industry’s Spirit of Life Gala on Wednesday night. While other men his age are desperately trying to set their clocks back by tricking off with younger women this man refuses to be a slave to Father Time! I wonder what’s his secret? If I were a betting woman I would say plenty of pussy and omega-3 vitamins.
Its has got to be a humbling experience to have to stand next to this single serving of fat-free chocolate mousse. Don’t try this at home.
Appreciation for tang transcends color lines. And all this time you thought Soulja Boy had nothing to do with race relations in this country.
High noon is the best time for shade! The mascot for the Cleveland Indians recently spoke to Hip Hop Weekly about his displeasure for Uncle Cecil’s new persona. Take a number, Lloyd.
“I don’t fuck with Hollywood bitches and she’s like one of the chicks that’s just changed along the way with the fame and the money and all of that. I don’t really get down with her anymore on some real shit. The truth hurts, but it will set you free. But I wish her all the best.”
Taylor Swift didn’t even have 30 seconds to speak until Kanye Omari jumped on stage and ruined the moment for her. Although he did congratulate her on the win, he stated that Beyonce had the best video of the year. Drunk off the Hennessy, Kanye proceeded to create an uncomfortable atmosphere in the audience.
Watch Kanye’s cunty moment again after the jump!
UPDATE: Kanye issued an apology on his blog. In all caps of course, but he is like super sorry and stuff, ya’ll
Nala West sent me a video of a mash-up she produced a couple of days ago but I couldn’t log off her YouTube channel without first taking a look at her caress her dog’s nut sack. Random shit in Crunkland absolutely get better with time and is a welcome break from celebrities whoring for propaganda.
Put em all in a cup, drink it up like Lil’ Kim, drink them babies up! Oh Nala, I’m going to post whatever the fuck I want to on my page, too. It is my deepest prayer that one day the public fully appreciates this woman’s raw talent. Until then, we wait.
This news break is a little old but still tasty nonetheless.
The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.
The man is alleged to have committed the gross act because the 31-year-old woman refused his sexual advances which he directed at her as she went about her business earlier in the day.
The Weekend Star was told that last Friday, the obviously enraged complainant along with family and friends reported the matter to the police.
Detective Corporal Aldaine Jackson of the Manchester police said the woman told the police that she and the accused man were once lovers.
ending the relationship
However, the relationship is said to have ended a few days prior to the incident and the man was said to have promised to get back at the woman for ending the relationship.
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