Show You How To Do This Son

Posted on April 9, 2009

If there is one thing I can appreciate about Heidi and Spencer its that they don’t front about frontin’ for the cameras. A bitch got singles on iTunes that she is trying to hustle, hellur! Her man is trying his best to help her out, and if that means putting on a spectacle for the paparazzi lenses so be it. Just as long as their is a plate of hot food and a warm vagina at the end of the day its all good.

I suggest Christina Milian and The Dream take notes. If you want attention [and we all know you do] this is the proper way to do it. Simply walking down the streets while holding hands isn’t going to cut it any more.

CHRISTINA MILIAN ‘ELOPE’ ALBUM LISTENING

[Flicks via Rap-Up]

Vanessa Bryant Is A Bitch

Posted on March 25, 2009

. . . But you already knew that. Now this made my day:

Kobe Bryant’s former housekeeper is suing the NBA star and his wife, contending she was “harassed and humiliated,” denied health insurance and forced to quit because of “intolerable” working conditions.

In one instance, Maria Jimenez says Bryant’s wife ordered her to put her hand in a container of dog waste to retrieve the price tag of a blouse.

Jimenez filed suit Friday in Orange County Superior Court. She says in court papers that Vanessa Bryant “badgered, harassed and humiliated” her in front of Bryant, the couple’s children and others. She said the couple failed to provide health coverage, as promised when she was hired. She said she didn’t learn she didn’t have it until she became ill and sought medical attention. [source]

Wow, a bitch gets a couple thousand dollars worth of plastic surgery and a green card and all of the sudden she thinks she can treat people like shit!

Vanessa, we all know how you got here. I’m not judging you for hiding out in some nice family’s pool house overnight during your little adventure over here to the Americas. Don’t think I didn’t see you and your cousins on the True Life: I Live On The Border episode recreating the Español version of the Trail of Tears.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on March 18, 2009

This is what happens when you continue to trick off on a broad after you put a ring on it. Don’t do it! Now you’re the one looking all incapable of running a country and shit while she is playing kissy face with Ginuwine. Better him than Sisqo, but still. Rocsi would have settled for a skeet and delete session in exchange for rent money and a new pair of Reeboks but noooooo . . .

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on March 9, 2009

If the girl wants to sell ass let her sell ass. Soulja Slim [may he rest in heavenly peace in Thug's Mansion] said if he want it he’ll pay for it. I don’t see what the big deal is about Kanye doing the same.

How many times must I stress the importance of keeping your bills handled by any means necessary? Sell that snatch! Men, peddle that dick! Much like crime prostitution pays.

Now if you are fucking for free, that’s a problem. This post has been brought to you by Trina, Khia, Jacki-O, and every other female rapper from Florida. More flicks of the happy couple at Stella McCartney’s fashion presentation in Paris under the hood.

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