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Brazen Beauty: Introducing Da-Da 5000

Posted by Fresh on January 19, 2010

riddle batman Brazen Beauty: Introducing Da Da 5000

Frankie’s kids come in all shades, shapes, and sizes but surprisingly enough Da-Da 5000 is not one of them. While he is a virtual unknown here in Crunkland this chocolate drop posing as a law abiding citizen is a well celebrated backyard, bare knuckles style fighter in the streets. And by well celebrated I mean he has more than three YouTube videos created in his honor. That’s big.

Fans lined up at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida over the weekend to get a closer look at his sexiness. You can do the same by clicking your mouse below.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on May 27, 2009

DJ Red Alert

The Twitter homie KissChanel said it best: DJ Red Alert needs an hygiene intervention. But until then do him one better and say something nice! Spongebob teeth game proper.

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on May 7, 2009

Trick Daddy + Trina

Maurice is chin deep in filth and anger. Just reading this quote alone isn’t going to be enough for you to get the full fuckery effect so I urge you to take a listen to the audio.

“. . . They always got some off the wall ass shit to say out dey mouthes, even with Trina. Once before I heard Trina doing an interview and they asked her who her favorite rapper was and she said Jay-Z. And I respect jay-Z but I ran off the fucking road and to’ up my car when I heard that shit. If you in between the age of 15 and 40 I raised you in music and Luke raised me, and Prince Raheem and Crazy Legs and Disco Rick and Poison Clan. That’s who I growed up [not a typo] to. Ain’t no way Ima get beside myself, get me a hot record, a few dollars in my pocket, and get my dick sucked and forget about all this shit I been through and what I growed up [again, not a typo] listening to.”

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And You Thought You Had A Rough Week

Posted by Fresh on May 1, 2009

Jim Jones Jim Jones

My Dirt Angel radar needs to be repaired because I somehow managed to let these glam shots slip by me. Jim shot the video for his single “Dancing On Me” [ . . . no] this past Thursday in New York City. A svelte Dame Dash and DJ Webstar joined his royal filthiness on set.

Dame must be on that poor man’s diet. I’ve been on it a couple of times myself when the market for pussy was down so I feel his pain. There are only so many ways to spice up ramen noodles.

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Faces From The Wanted Poster x Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on February 16, 2009

Jayson + Tanya Jayson + Tanya

In divorce papers filed last week the wife of former NBA player Jayson Williams claims that he enjoys a good old fashion piss in the sink every once in a while and told her he “only went down on white girls.” Tanya Young Williams also says that ex-Nets star faked suicide and stomach cancer, and of threatening to kill her. She also says Williams stashed cocaine and condoms in his drawer and repeatedly refilled prescriptions for Cialis, even though she wasn’t getting any of his wood.

Tanya wants a portion of Jayson’s assets, their New York home, sole custody of their two kids, and spousal support. Williams is awaiting retrial for allegedly shooting his chauffeur to death.

You really have to be careful what you do while you are married because if your ass ever ends up in divorce court your business may be put out on front street! Just think about all those times you have done some trifling shit in front of your spouse. The next thing you know you are trying to explain to the judge why you enjoy sniffing your fingers after digging in your ass. I cannot and refuse to.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on January 30, 2009

True story, I was in the market for a premium yaki drawstring ponytail so I decided to hit my local BS store [beauty supply and bullshit] up to check out what the wig crypt had to offer. Innocent enough, right? Well, as soon as I walked in deranged YT woman was in a big huff so I scurried past her [I neglected to have my .40 cal on me] and started to examine a couple of Tina Knowles approved phony ponies. Apparently the woman was trying to return a $9.99 ‘Happy Birthday, Bitch’ t-shirt but Shaniqua behind the counter would not accept it because it reeked of cigarettes and ass.

Niqua girl, this bud’s for you. Thanks EbGCH for the inspiration!

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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on January 26, 2009

Your Cousins Your Cousins Your Cousins

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, take a nice long gaze at the beautiful Child of God prominently featured in the above line up. Does he look at all familiar to you?

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on December 15, 2008

You Don\'t Know Nann

Apologies on the delayed fuckery. Like many of your cousins I tend to get ghost on the 1st and 15th of every month. You can process that comment however you like.

Now back to the matter at hand. Swing low sweet chariot! Trick Daddy looks like he passed on the glory at least five months ago,  so why does the staff at Slip N’ Slide still have his body attending events? I don’t know nann nigga . . . no, nann nigga.

That shit is not right! Please say something kind about this situation.

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A Heart-Wrenching Experience

Posted by Fresh on November 19, 2008

Jim Jones

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Complex thought it would be a good idea to dress Jim Jones up like a r&b singer from the UK in the new issue of the magazine. Survey says – - epic fail! I would have much rather seen photos of Pig Pen in his natural habitat doing goon-like shit, not standing in front of buildings trying to smile with his eyes while simultaneously pursing his lips.

I bet he even took a shower for this shit! The nerve of these momofukas! He has an image to maintain, people. You know, he’s going to have to shoot like two covers for XXL to make up for this.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on October 29, 2008

weezy1 Im Just Saying . . .

Everybody shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. For more flicks of Weezy, Jay-Z, Plies, Ne-Yo, Free [1], and others at Power 105.1’s Powerhouse Concert hit up the celebrity gallery.

[1] I wonder if she asked Hova for ‘chilld support money’ when she ran into him. I know I’m not the only one who remembers that rumor.

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