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Jim Jones

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Complex thought it would be a good idea to dress Jim Jones up like a r&b singer from the UK in the new issue of the magazine. Survey says - - epic fail! I would have much rather seen photos of Pig Pen in his natural habitat doing goon-like shit, not standing in front of buildings trying to smile with his eyes while simultaneously pursing his lips.

I bet he even took a shower for this shit! The nerve of these momofukas! He has an image to maintain, people. You know, he’s going to have to shoot like two covers for XXL to make up for this.

I’m Just Saying . . .

Everybody shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. For more flicks of Weezy, Jay-Z, Plies, Ne-Yo, Free [1], and others at Power 105.1’s Powerhouse Concert hit up the celebrity gallery.

[1] I wonder if she asked Hova for ‘chilld support money’ when she ran into him. I know I’m not the only one who remembers that rumor.

Quick Quotes

I don’t feel like he possesses any swag. Not like that. It’s fabricated. They’re watching other people, then they try and do it. You know people that dress like T.I.? You know people that go out and say let me get a T.I. outfit or do you know people who say “yo, you’re looking like Jim Jones?” Which one? Lemme hear it! When the bitches want to fuck you and the niggas want be like you, who got the swag? Niggas with money and fame always going to look like they doing something ’cause they got the camera in front of them. But the cool dudes always stick out no matter where they at.

- - Dirt Angel talks swag politics with Complex

If I didn’t feel like an artist didn’t have any swag or what have you I wouldn’t invite them to jump on the remix to my insanely popular [and only] hit song. But that’s just me.

Smash Wars: Beanie Sigel vs Freeway

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Double your pleasure, double your fun! If you were left in a dark alley all alone with one of these gentlemen who would you let motorboat? And the cat in the back is not an option, thanks.

I’m going to have to go with Freeway on this one. Yeah, you would probably have to work around the beard and what not but at least you know he is a religious brother.

Dirt Tracks: Jim Jones

Sweaty Pits

Pig Pen made his presence felt and smelled at fellow Dip Set brethren Juelz Santana’s BBQ over the weekend. As usual Capo’s deodorant game was on vacay as he rolled up his meds and enjoyed the free food.

I mean maybe, just maybe, if he didn’t have that “I’m going to see my PO” button up on he would’ve been straight but then again this is Jim Jones we are talking about. There is no hope.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Trick Looking Dirty As Usual

” . . . We can’t let the media frenzy dictate our lives,” Trick explained. “If I took up for O.J. Simpson, Michael Vick, R. Kelly and Mike Tyson, how the hell am I going to go against Rick Ross? Be for real. That’s what I represent. I represent the struggle.” - - Trick Speaks To Sohh About The Rick Ross cop drama

Anybody whose eyes look like bloody egg yolks should be quarantined immediately.

“We can’t let the media frenzy dictate our lives.” Boy, you so important!

Normally I don’t do this but I went on a search for news on Trick Daddy just so I could post these pictures I snapped of him last year. These flicks were taken shortly after somebody straight walked the dog on his ass at a Miami strip club. If you look closely you can see a couple of scabs and scratches on the side of his neck. Nukka’s face looks like an old Buick car door . . . I can’t

Try not to be too jealous of me for being in such close proximity as T-Double-D. [sarcasm] While other bloggers are out there kicking it in with real celebrities I get stuck with the has beens and never was. I’m hating!

That’s alright though. Just look at it this way, how many people can honestly say they were this close to catching scabies? This girl can.

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