Like sands through the hourglass, so are the tangs of our lives:

Daily Mail — The man accused of helping inject women with a toxic mixture of tire sealant, cement and super glue has been attacked by the mother of one of his alleged victims during a taping of a talk show.

Corey Eubank, who allegedly duped women into paying for the injections to enhance their behinds, was on Spanish-language show Cristina when the woman allegedly swung at him with a needle.

“The victim’s family jumped out of the front row and the victim jumped out and started attacking my client,” Eubank’s lawyer Jim Lewis told the Miami Herald.

Speaking with CBS Miami after the attack, Eubank added: “The mother jumped out of the audience, came and grabbed a syringe and threw it and it hit me in my forehead. I wanted to scream as loud as I could.”

I have absolutely no further testimony to offer your honor. Watch the melee unfold below.

No need to phone Dylan to come handle Chopper City’s lightweight. The crooks didn’t get his jewels.

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“Niggas tried 2 take my life for being a real nigga AINT NOBODY SAFE BRA,” he wrote in an update posted to his Twitter account on Monday.

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Ask me if that materialistic shit is worth your life, I don’t know about yours but if so you’re smoking pipes, right. — Andre 3000, “Benz or Beamer”

Straight From The A exclusively reports that a woman was left permanently disfigured after Hampton slashed her in the face during a nightclub brawl. Six years following the incident the 33-year-old mother reportedly jumped to her death from a Florida bridge.

Giving the intense scrutiny following the suicide of ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ estranged husband Russell Armstrong coupled with Hampton’s violent past its no wonder why Bravo execs elected not to include her as part of the Atlanta franchise’s official cast.

Read all of the details here.

CBS/AP — Childhood obesity is in the spotlight, as a 200-pound third grader from Ohio has been taken from his family and placed into foster care.

A county spokeswoman cited “medical neglect” for the reason the eight-year-old was removed from his Cleveland home. Social workers worked with the boy’s mother for a year before asking the court for custody of the child, the Plain Dealer reported. Social workers said the boy’s mom wasn’t doing enough to control his weight, putting him at an increased risk for diseases such as diabetes and hypertension.

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Lawyers for the mother argue that the county “overreached” in taking her son, saying the kid’s health is not in imminent danger. The lawyers said they’ve seen children left in homes with abusive parents and drug addicts, but this boy had a normal childhood, participated in school active, and was on his elementary school honor roll.

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“They are trying to make it seem like I am unfit, like I don’t love my child,” the boy’s mother, who did not wish to be identified, told the Plain Dealer. “Of course I love him. Of course I want him to lose weight. It’s a lifestyle change, and they are trying to make it seem like I am not embracing that. It is very hard, but I am trying.”

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In a brand new interview Steve Harvey’s ex-wife Mary Harvey is accusing the “Family Feud” host of having her arrested and thrown in jail over the Halloween weekend.

And all of it just makes my head hurt.

It’s been a contentious battle between Mary and Steve Harvey, who have been battling over custody of their son, Wynton, who lives with Steve.

According to Mary, the two have been battling since 2005.

“Here is almost 2012, and this motherf**ker still won’t get off my ass,” she declared. “He should have squared all of this with me in 2005.

“He’s got a movie coming out, he’s got this talk show he’s trying to do, so he’s just trying to squash me,” Mary said.

Mary talked to Shanae Hall, revealing that she was on her way to the drugstore with Steve, one of her sons from her previous marriage, when four policemen approached her.

“They took me to jail. I was there all day long,” said Mary. “Nobody knew where I was.

“Steve (ex-husband) wanted to serve me with a lawsuit when I walked out of that jail, and that’s what happened. Now, I have to show up in court on Nov. 11. He’s alleging that he is in fear that I’m going to show up at the radio station or at his house or that I’m going to show up at one of his comedy venues, you know? Now he’s going to get it to where there’s a restraining order against me,” she said.

Mary said she is not surprised that Steve had her thown in jail. “You call your lawyer and come up with 30 f**king pages of what I’ve done to you?” she blasted.

“Now that he thinks the public is not looking anymore, he can go back to doing what he’s always been doing…he’s dogging and bullying me when he thinks nobody’s looking.”

Mary said she hasn’t seen Wynton in a year.

Steve claims that I’m going to use Wynton to create a celebrity status for myself. Ain’t that some shit? Now it’s all about, ‘She’s trying to hurt Wynton.” Wynton’s been texting me, saying ‘Mom, when am I going to see you?’ He texted me the day before I went to jail. He said, ‘Mom, when am I going to see you again?”

“He won’t even let me see Wynton,” said Mary. ‘He’s like, ‘Let’s send the police after Mary.’ When are they going to send the police after his ass?”

“Now this bastard (Steve) is in court saying I need to be restrained from seeing Wynton. He’s already restraining me from seeing Wynton,” Mary claims.

Mary also claims that the judge favors Steve. “He’s got a damn speed dial on this damn judge. He calls his lawyer and comes up with 30 f**king pages of what I’ve done to you?

“He (Steve) is trying to restrict me from having a reality show, a book deal, going on radio, doing anything. He’s almost trying to have me bound and gagged under the court system. What am I supposed to do?” Pausing, she added, “What the hell is it that he wants? What the hell is he trying to sue me for? When do I get a chance to live my life?”
Mary has done several several interviews on her domestic problems regarding Steve Harvey on YouTube and apparently is not taking Harvey’s actions in stride.

“This needs to be out there. He’s a coward and a bitch, and he always has been,” said Mary. “I’m going to the drugstore and the next thing you know, my ass is in jail like I shot somebody or something. It’s just wrong that one dude who has power and privilege is trying to shut my ass completely down over some shit he did.”

Continuing, she said, “It’s trick or treat. You don’t get the treat, you get the trick. It’s like trick or treat, bitch. He won’t get off my back, plain and simple.”

As of this posting, the Steve Harvey camp had not responded to our request for a response to Mary’s comments. – Eurweb

If BET were to ever take a stab at copying MTV’s The Inferno the first episode of the reality competition should include a challenge involving consuming a McRib and washing it down with a grape flavored Four Loko before completing a 500 yard dash.

Team Chunk you’ve been put on notice.

At face value, the sandwich contains just pork, onions, and pickle slices slathered in barbecue sauce and laid out on a bun. But the truth is, there are roughly 70 ingredients. The bun alone contains 34, says TIME’s Melnick. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — “a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes.” According to McDonald’s own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals.

So, what’s the meat made of?

Pig innards and plenty of salt. Typically, “restructured meat product” includes pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, says Whet Moser at Chicago Magazine, citing a 1995 article by Robert Mandigo, a professor at the University of Nebraska. These parts are cooked and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a “glue” that helps bind the reshaped meat together. (source)

If reports of Kizzy Rowland behaving badly inside the wig crypt start to roll in here’s a hint at where her frustration stems from. I’m sweating my own edges out.

Necole Bitchie reports:

By now, you’ve probably seen Kelly’s new Big-Sean-assisted “Lay It On Me” video in which she gets freaky with a Slinky and lies across a day bed made of sexy male underwear models. Are we surprised that it’s been blatantly done before? In 2009, British Barbadian singer, Livvi Franc released a video to her song “Now I’m That Bitch,” and it featured three striking similarities: She sings in front of moving fabric, she stands naked between two strips of latex barely covering her goodies and she works it on top of the same man-made day bed as Kelly Rowland. Both women are in control in their videos. Kelly’s just has more sex appeal.

Terrell Owens, who is hoping to make an NFL comeback this season, was hospitalized Thursday for unknown reasons, according to a report on TMZ.com.

An unidentified person called 911 to report a medical emergency at a Los Angeles apartment where Owens had been staying. Owens rode an ambulance to the hospital, where police followed up with him. He has since been released without a statement from either the police or Owens’ representatives.

The troubled wide receiver has had health scares before, most notably the incident in 2006 when Owens has hospitalized for a possible prescription drug overdose.

Bank of America shade aside say a little prayer for the guy tonight. Hanging around Moses and Keith can’t be good for anybody’s mental health.

According to Huntsville, Alabama police officials, Team Bad Bitch captain Antoine Dodson was arrested Saturday night for failing to show up in court on an earlier marijuana arrest after being stopped for bumping music too loudly from his Pussy Wagon’s speakerbox. He bonded out of jail Sunday night. Hating hoes will never prosper — including the establishment.

Cops stopped ‘Toine ‘Toine, 25, and ran a check for outstanding warrants and what would you know, found one for failure to appear in court on a second-degree marijuana arrest in April. Dodson was taken into custody, spent Saturday night in jail and bonded out Sunday about 6 p.m. on a $516 bond.

The series, which starred Jada Pinkett Smith as hospital executive Christina Hawthorne and Michael Vartan as her husband, surgeon Tom Wakefield, aired its last episode on August 16. The show averaged about 2.4 million viewers compared to about 3.2 million a year earlier, ranking as TNT’s second lowest rated show of the summer behind ‘Men of a Certain Age.’

TNT’s statement: “TNT has decided not to order a fourth season of HawthoRNe. TNT truly appreciates the tremendous dedication of everyone involved in HawthoRNe. The series gave TNT the opportunity to work with many outstanding people, including Jada Pinkett Smith and the rest of the show’s talented cast, crew, producers and writers. We wish everyone involved with HawthoRNe nothing but the best.”

The series had generated headlines recently, with rumors that Smith and her castmate Marc Anthony, recently split from his wife Jennifer Lopez, had engaged in an affair. Smith and her husband, Will Smith, issued a statement denying the rumor.