Aubrey O’Day would show up to an opening of a box of Lactaid Ultra if it meant that her picture would be taken. Instead of going quietly into the night like Cheri Dennis, the former Danity Kane member is playing a terrible hand in the relevancy game by transforming herself [most noticeably face] and writing occasional blogs for Global Grind.
Girl, I guess.
Gravity is not a girl’s best friend.
At the tender age of 23 [or so she claims] GaGa has reached critical mass. Everybody from Bono to Kanye have sung her praises this year, and was even introduced at the Human Rights Campaign’s 13th Annual National Dinner by President Obama. Although she can convince America to “Just Dance” or never see her “Poker Face” she can’t get her mammaries to stay put. Those things are falling quicker than Drake during a performance with Young Money.
Allah is not pleased. Jermaine Jackson knows this.
Aunt Mary is tired of you pigeons talking bad about her and her SAT scores. She is not dumb! Don’t worry about her splitting the word “underestimate” in two — it doesn’t have to make sense! So what if she can’t spell “intelligence” correctly? You are not her parent/guardian! Ms. Blige is hooked on music, not phonics! Deal with it!
[DAMN. SHAME!]
When John G. Branca and John McClain were named the executors of Michael Jackson’s estate by a Superior Judge in Los Angeles last week, one estate expert was quoted as saying the decision would ensure “there won’t be any further challenge.” But what the estate expert didn’t know was that Joe Jackson has a mixtape release party to plan for and a tricking tab to pay off. He’s not going to let up that easily.
After being left out of Michael’s will [how you love that?], TMZ reports that Joe Jackson has filed legal papers setting the stage to challenge the court’s decision. He also says that Michael’s signature was forged. This is a case for Judge Joe Brown! Somebody grab Mike’s I.D. card off of Katherine’s dresser so he can compare the two.
But seriously, go to bed Joesph! It’s only a matter of time before he starts hitting Blanket up for gas money.
Notorious B.I.G. said some unsavory comments about T.I.’s prized swine and her fellow cohorts in the group Xscape. In the above video, Kandi Burruss addresses the “high drama” that went down between the group and Diddy’s piggy bank because of said lyrics.
“I’ll fuck Rupaul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches/You can 76 the 69 try 68/Did Raven Simone call date rape?/Only ’cause I’m paid.”
You should never push a pig too far. If it falls out of the pen, its over.
Pardon me for the obnoxious watermark but you already know the deal. While we are on the topic of thievery, Katt Williams [who is obviously transitioning his hair back to its natural state, check out them roots] was jailed in my lovely home state of Georgia on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
A deputy at the jail in Coweta County, southwest of Atlanta, confirmed Williams was being held there and that a magistrate was expected to set bond at an arraignment Monday afternoon. The deputy did not have access to a police report to provide more details.
Tameka Foster Raymond tells Ebony magazine that she regrets taking an almost fatal short cut and going under the knife weeks after giving birth. Hindsight is always 20/20.
“It was silly because my baby had only (been born) nine weeks or so (before), and I should’ve just waited. It was too soon after giving birth to be concerned about what I looked like physically. The foolish part for me was the fact that I wanted to take the shortcut. This is something I teach my children: Do not take the shortcut. It bothered me that I fell prey to it.”
It’s A Wrap: Usher & Tameka Divorce Finalized [Straight From The A]
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