This is what happens to your face when you try to take God’s Son to the cleaners.
Kelis Performs At G-A-Y, Nas Says It’s “Hell” To See Son Knight
Outfitted as a cape crusader for glowsticks and child support payments, Kelis left a trail of pixie dust in the wind while on the stage at G-A-Y in London, England on the eve of Mother’s Day.
Girl, good day.
Meanwhile, Nas tells Vibe.com that its been a difficult task to see son Knight due to his strained relationship with Kelis. That poor righteous teacher.
How old is Knight? Is he walking yet?
He’s like nine months. He’s crawling, pulling himself to stand up. He said the word ‘stick’ about a month ago. He’s been talking for about two months, saying little words here and there.
How often are you able to see him?
My son was born with ice grills, so when his mom feels in the mood she sends pictures. If not, its hell. It’s hell trying to figure that out, trying to get him—I’ll just leave it at that. It’s hell. A man shouldn’t go through that shit, but it’s another story I’ma tell at a different time.
Do you feel a certain way about having the tattoo [of Kelis] now, after everything that’s been going on?
[Laughs] I don’t really think about tattoos, I just think about adding more, you know what I’m saying?
Buzz Notes: Shaq Sent Threats To Shaunie O’Neals New Boyfriend Through Son
Just in time for the playoffs, New York Daily News Reports:
Days after Shaquille O’Neal warned his ex-wife not to mention him on her VH1 show, she is slamming the basketball star anyway.
In a document obtained by TMZ, Shaunie O’Neal claims her ex-husband told their six-year-old son to deliver death threats to her new boyfriend.
Shaunie’s lawyers sent a letter to Shaq’s legal team claiming the NBA legend told his son Shaqir to tell mom’s boyfriend that dad was going to kill him.
“Say it now! My daddy is going to kill you!,” he told the scared child, according to the letter.
The documents also claim that the basketball star “interrogated” the couple’s children about mom’s new man.
Shaunie’s legal team is demanding that her ex-husband no longer undertake “inappropriate discussions” with their brood.
Nas Ordered To Pay For One Expensive Ass Milkshake
Nas went to court Monday over his divorce with Kelis — and walked out a little lighter in the wallet.
According to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas had to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back spousal support.
The judge also ordered Nas to pay $10,000/month in spousal support until he pays off the $299,015.50 he owes Kelis.
Nas also has to pay 90% of Kelis’ legal fees in the amount of $155,787.28.
Lastly, Nas has to pay $48,549.83 to cover Kelis’ accounting expenses.
The lesson, as always — when Laura Wasser reps your ex, settle as quickly as possible. Nas just learned that the hard way.
The burning question on everyone’s mind tonight: Who gets to keep the matching Nigger jackets? Like I said before, we need to unite together and show out support for Nasir by placing banners on all of our blogs linking to his relief website like we did Haiti.
Check out what some of my hilarious followers on Twitter had to say about the court’s ruling below.
Shaunie O’Neal & Vanessa Lopez Double Team Shaq
If all goes according to plan Vanessa Lopez is finally going to be able to afford to fill in her eye brows.
After years of singing “Smell Yo’ Dick” every night Shaunie O’Neal filed for divorce from Shaq in November 2009 and hired an investigator to dig up dirt on her husband to boost her settlement. Once she discovered that Vanessa Lopez was playing don’t hide that pussy divide that pussy with her husband she convinced the sideline hoe to side with her.
Taking notes, Kat Stacks?
Rewind: Que Serves Fever In Response To Rumors
Instead of hashing out their issues by pulsating their pussies in unison on a cardboard box in front of the Bad Boy offices like dignified sistas from another mista Que and Willie went back back fourth and fourth over Que’en being booted from Day 26 in the negro “media.” Necole Bitchie did a fine job at breaking that whole situation down but me? I can’t and I won’t.
But I will share Que’s desperate pleas with you. What he needs from you is understanding. And acting lessons.
That’s the gotcha gotcha.
Rewind: Bob Whitfield Created Frankenstein
The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast members stay losing, but this time I’m not talking about a foreclosed home or Hertz rental car.
Pissed about being referred to as a dead bead dad on national television, my personal pick for Sexiest Bedroom Eyes ’09 and retired NFL player Bob Whitfield had a special brand of shade when he phoned the Nigel & Marco radio show on Monday to talk ex-wife Sheree Whitfield.
Quit trying to trash me and then use my damn last name. I’m feeling like I’m the mad scientist and I created Frankenstein. She didn’t have that nose; I put that nose on her! She didn’t have them breasts, I put them breasts on her. I put some electricity on that ass and now she’s sparked up and tearing up the got damn laboratory. What the fuck? Sit down somewhere and calm it down. You forget who made you girl!
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
Before wrapping the phone call he also implied that he had a sex tape and scandalous photos of The Bride of Frankenstein but later retracted the statement on Twitter.