During a recent stop at Shade 45 Lip Service [What’s up Leah Rose!] Yung Berg publicly aired his grievances for chocolate sisters, by referring to them as “dark butts” and stating that if you can’t pass his “pool test” then you have no chance of hooking up with the pint size rapper.

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I could actually care less what this little marsupial momofuka likes to snuggle up with at night, but after peeping these flicks of him kicking it with America’s Next Top Model Cycle 8 winner Jaslene I am going to have to say that he probably loves dick more than I do. I don’t mean to throw the chick under the bus like that but I call it how I see it. If you are photographed waltzing around looking like you are filming a scene for ‘Pretty Woman: Tranny Balls of Fire’ I’m going to say something about it.

But back to the matter at hand. Bitch please, say it with me, “I prefer dick! I love the way it fills the space in my mouth and its undeniable delicious aftertaste.”

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Bow Wow jumped on the remix to the Hot Stylez “Lookin’ Boy” and had some slick shit to say about his number one BFF in the whole world Omarion. Bow Wizzle raps: “Damn them jeans is tight / You a O-marion lookin’ boy.” He then goes on to say “I ain’t know me and you would be going at each other. I mean I did it for the fun, you know what I’m saying? But you made a nigga wanna some fun with that thang.”

Bitch please. Did Da Brat or T.I. write that shit for you? They pen everything else.

I can’t confirm this but I think Shad is mad that Omari has a new spa partner in his life. Build a bridge hoe, build a bridge! He must have saw the candids [since his ass is always online] of O and his newbie cruising the block and had a fit. Don’t be mad at O because he is real fish!

You ol’ I might as well crawl under the same bus I’m trying to throw Omarion under [copyright SR] lookin’ boy.

Blu Cantrell recently shot a spread for Playboy after dropping 25 pounds since she began training for Celebrity Circus. Yeah, I’ve got nothing either. NEXT!

Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, let one journalist have an earful about a write up she did on the purple tutu that Mrs. Bryant rocked on the floor the night Kobe received his MVP trophy.

So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.

“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “Fuck you! You fucking bitch!”

“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.

Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.

[More f-words ensue. Many more.]

I just stare at her. I’ve heard many stories about her from reporters, but this was unbelievable. Two of my friends from the LA Times told me how she cussed out one of them last season, because he said hi to her daughter. “Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”

If Vanessa is going to be angry at anybody it should be her own damn self. Unless your name is Bjork I would advise all grown ass women to stay away from the ballet look. There is one exception to this rule of course: role play fun with The Dealer.

[story via Necole Bitchie]

Usher a diva?! Never!

Usher’s pre-taped, edited performance for tonight’s Dancing with the Stars finale may look seamless, but what happened behind the scenes at the singer’s May 13 taping left host Tom Bergeron and company scratching their heads–and scrambling to set up for the live show.

First, the 29-year-old singer arrived late, throwing the entire production behind schedule. Then, while appearing to lip-synch two songs—”Yeah!” and “Love in This Club”—he fell out of step with his choreography, turning the wrong way once and losing his mic a second time. With each mistake he walked offstage.

The performance then went further off-course when the singer took a long break to get a drink. “He was ridiculous,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Such a diva.”

Following Usher’s act, the DWTS cast and crew had only 15 minutes to prepare for the live show (rather than the standard 45-minute post-taping buffer.) “The [dancers] were all at their trailers ten minutes before the show was supposed to go live, like, ‘Don’t we have a live show to do?” a source says. “There was a lot of holdup. We almost didn’t [make it].”

The judges–who were dressed in their finale show formal wear for the pre-show taping–made a quick costume change, while a team of grips frantically wiped away scuff marks on the dance floor left behind by Usher and his dancers. [source]

Let me see a show of hands who are surprise that Usher would pull a few diva tricks out of his hat.

That hoe better try to bottle some of the raw emotion he displays in his new video and open it up Tameka when his nipples are sore from breastfeeding that Monchichi of theirs.

This little corned beef between Carlos and Clifford is giving me indigestion. An anonymous tipster submitted T.I.’s year book picture [radical braids, BTW] with the following explanation to World Star Hip Hop:

“T.I.’s high school is in Riverdale in Clayton County, [Outskirts Of ATL]. It is not close to Bankhead at all this place where you would probably want to move to get away from the trap. Bankhead is westside the city Clayton County [southside] is where Riverdale is it is 30 or more mile away from the city of Atlanta”

There have been a couple of ATLiens to post their two cents about this beef in the past in the comment section. What do you guys make of this?

Mariah Carey was caught lip synching during her performance on Good Morning America earlier today. Her pre-recorded vocals started playing before she could open up her mouth! Dumb broad should have been paying more attention to what she was going on instead of trying to hit her MySpace angles for the camera.

Skip to around the 3 minute mark to check Mimikins bitch at her background singer on the sly. I love it, I fucking love it.

And if you run your mouth and tell your co-workers about this public slip-up, she will hunt you down.

[Thanks Chris]

As reported last week, Foxy Brown is supposed to get out of the clink tomorrow. Good news for Inga, bad news for the Asian population. Anyway, this delusional broad has requested that all of her stans plan a ticker tape parade for her release. Word on the curb is that she wants her adoring fans to wave banners and wear t-shirts bearing her image, so she can record footage for her upcoming VH1 reality television show.

IF YOU AIN’T ON, SIT DOWN!

Now she should know better than this. It’s 2008 - - not 1998! Kima, Keisha, and Pam have to go to work tomorrow, so good luck on trying to fill out the parking lot.

Word to Rev. Rollo Goodlove, the only way I would be down for this shit is if they pay me $20 and give me a free turkey and swiss cheese lunchable.

Oh yeah, the above flick is beauty store owner Hayssam Ghoneim of Queen Beauty Supply. He was the guy in Florida who had to deal with Fox Boogie when she came in his store raising hell about some weave glue last year.

The queen of opulence’s reality show ‘Life In The Fab Lane’ is back for another season. If you enjoy watching tangy grown men in pressure cooker type situations this show should be right up your alley. Here’s a clip of Kimono doing what she does best — bitching at the help.

R.Kelly dropped a diss track titled “I’m A Beast” aimed directly at the always timeless, always tangy Ne-Yo. I’ve had enough fuckery in my world in the last 24 hours to last me until June, so I will pass.

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