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Spotted: Ray J + His Women

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Ray J was spotted shopping at paparazzi-friendly Kitson with some ladies [you know, in that Keyshia Cole's "sister" sort of way] yesterday. I am assuming that he was filming scenes for his upcoming reality show that I pray never makes it to the air. I mean really, Dwight Eubanks > Mr. Norwood.

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Supahead’s Bag O’ Anal Probes

Supahead shared Eddie Winslow’s alleged ass toys with the world in a video blog recorded last month. Why this bitch is touching items that have been stuck up someone’s ass other than her own [or so she wants us to believe] is beyond me but this is Karrine we’re talking about.

“I got ass dust in my hair!” Word? Like stranger shit hasn’t been there before. Exit stage left.

You Prefer Dick!

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During a recent stop at Shade 45 Lip Service [What's up Leah Rose!] Yung Berg publicly aired his grievances for chocolate sisters, by referring to them as “dark butts” and stating that if you can’t pass his “pool test” then you have no chance of hooking up with the pint size rapper.

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I could actually care less what this little marsupial momofuka likes to snuggle up with at night, but after peeping these flicks of him kicking it with America’s Next Top Model Cycle 8 winner Jaslene I am going to have to say that he probably loves dick more than I do. I don’t mean to throw the chick under the bus like that but I call it how I see it. If you are photographed waltzing around looking like you are filming a scene for ‘Pretty Woman: Tranny Balls of Fire’ I’m going to say something about it.

But back to the matter at hand. Bitch please, say it with me, “I prefer dick! I love the way it fills the space in my mouth and its undeniable delicious aftertaste.”

[Credit Bill Davilla / Star Tracks]

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

omariwow Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Bow Wow jumped on the remix to the Hot Stylez “Lookin’ Boy” and had some slick shit to say about his number one BFF in the whole world Omarion. Bow Wizzle raps: “Damn them jeans is tight / You a O-marion lookin’ boy.” He then goes on to say “I ain’t know me and you would be going at each other. I mean I did it for the fun, you know what I’m saying? But you made a nigga wanna some fun with that thang.

Bitch please. Did Da Brat or T.I. write that shit for you? They pen everything else.

I can’t confirm this but I think Shad is mad that Omari has a new spa partner in his life. Build a bridge hoe, build a bridge! He must have saw the candids [since his ass is always online] of O and his newbie cruising the block and had a fit. Don’t be mad at O because he is real fish!

You ol’ I might as well crawl under the same bus I’m trying to throw Omarion under [copyright SR] lookin’ boy.

When All Else Fails, Sell Ass

Blu Looking Tragic

Blu Cantrell recently shot a spread for Playboy after dropping 25 pounds since she began training for Celebrity Circus. Yeah, I’ve got nothing either. NEXT!

Don’t Be Mad, House of Dereon Is Hiring

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Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, let one journalist have an earful about a write up she did on the purple tutu that Mrs. Bryant rocked on the floor the night Kobe received his MVP trophy.

So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.

“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “Fuck you! You fucking bitch!”

“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.

Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.

[More f-words ensue. Many more.]

I just stare at her. I’ve heard many stories about her from reporters, but this was unbelievable. Two of my friends from the LA Times told me how she cussed out one of them last season, because he said hi to her daughter. “Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”

If Vanessa is going to be angry at anybody it should be her own damn self. Unless your name is Bjork I would advise all grown ass women to stay away from the ballet look. There is one exception to this rule of course: role play fun with The Dealer.

[story via Necole Bitchie]

I Blame Tameka

Usher a diva?! Never!

usher1 I Blame Tameka Usher’s pre-taped, edited performance for tonight’s Dancing with the Stars finale may look seamless, but what happened behind the scenes at the singer’s May 13 taping left host Tom Bergeron and company scratching their heads–and scrambling to set up for the live show.

First, the 29-year-old singer arrived late, throwing the entire production behind schedule. Then, while appearing to lip-synch two songs—”Yeah!” and “Love in This Club”—he fell out of step with his choreography, turning the wrong way once and losing his mic a second time. With each mistake he walked offstage.

The performance then went further off-course when the singer took a long break to get a drink. “He was ridiculous,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Such a diva.”

Following Usher’s act, the DWTS cast and crew had only 15 minutes to prepare for the live show (rather than the standard 45-minute post-taping buffer.) “The [dancers] were all at their trailers ten minutes before the show was supposed to go live, like, ‘Don’t we have a live show to do?” a source says. “There was a lot of holdup. We almost didn’t [make it].”

The judges–who were dressed in their finale show formal wear for the pre-show taping–made a quick costume change, while a team of grips frantically wiped away scuff marks on the dance floor left behind by Usher and his dancers. [source]

Let me see a show of hands who are surprise that Usher would pull a few diva tricks out of his hat.

That hoe better try to bottle some of the raw emotion he displays in his new video and open it up Tameka when his nipples are sore from breastfeeding that Monchichi of theirs.

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