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I’m still searching for the words to describe this. When I come across them I will let you know.
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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
LaToya Jackson In Munich, Germany
Quick Quotes
“[I’m] still reading over scripts trying to figure out what’s gonna be the next move. Fox Atomic has another movie in development right now for me that’s kind of going to be along of the lines of a current-day Purple Rain . . . Like me playing the role of Prince, and then I don’t know who they’re getting for the other roles. But the script is being written for me right now.”
- - Ne-Yo on possibly starring in a remake of Purple Rain via Miss Info
This made me make the sad Patrick Ewing face.
Faces From The Milk Carton
Good lovin’ body rockin’ knockin’ boots all night long! I cranked that Bynum and collapsed next to Lady Twist after viewing the above pictures of H-Town performing at the Buddha club in London. I mean really, shouldn’t they be coaching a pee wee league game somewhere? I’m surprised the two aren’t out on the road starring in “Three Ways To Get A Husband” with Leon.
All jokes aside, can somebody please tell me how they managed to pony up enough money to finance this trip? I’m guessing by slanging Krispy Kremes, pickles, and boiled peanuts in the church parking lot after morning service. I need answers.
Boy Stop!
Before I continue any further I just want to say that I am overnighting a root box to each and every member of the A Hot Mess crew for putting me on to this.
Cuba Gooding Sr. butchered the national anthem at the 2008 Soulabration Tournament like he worked at a slaughter house on the bank of the Mississippi River. It’s just not right! Real talk, this shit made me cry like Precious Taft on Stairway to Stardom.
Young And Thuggin’
A 7 year old goon in training from South Florida rode his Granny’s Dodge Durango until the wheels fell off that bitch - - literally. His mission? “To do hoodrat stuff.” [His words, not mine]
I hurt for my people.
The eight-minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday as the boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts.
He was unhurt.
Police say the boy kept driving until a front wheel fell off after the SUV hit a sign.
The boy’s mother says he grabbed the keys to the SUV, backed it out of her driveway, and took off.
Police spokeswoman Ellen Lovejoy says the boy is unlikely to be prosecuted.
She said police arrested him so he can get some help, noting the excursion was “unusual behavior for a 7-year-old.” [source]
This is the type of story CNN should be covering, ahem.
I blame gangsta rap, films by the Hughes Brothers, and Goober P+J. The world is so confusing for children growing up today.
If you don’t click on another link today just please make sure you check the news video out. Peep the gangstalicious sag in his camo cargo shorts, ya’ll. My mind can’t process this shit right now. Somebody needs to tap this kid for the Notorious B.I.G. movie, STAT!
[Thanks Razzi for the heads up]
Not This Mess Again
First Rudy Huxtable sells ass for Tyler Perry now this. Take me higher Lord! Every time I see this dynamic duo together I let out a deep sigh and look towards the heavens. I simply cannot deal with this today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. They both look healthy and happy, so I guess I will give them a pass.
The Kang of R&B wrote about Nippy’s love affair with Ray J in his upcoming autobiography, I Pray This Check Doesn’t Bounce.
“I’m aware of the fact that Whitney had been seeing Ray J, a very young R&B artist who is most famous for being the little brother of Brandy, the multi-platinum singing artist and TV star.
“Their relationship doesn’t bother me. She’s open to see whoever she wants to see, just like I can see who I want to see.
“I know the age difference between her and the little guy is 20 years, but to each his own.
“The only concern I had was how our daughter felt about the age difference. As long as she’s cool with it, it’s fine by me.” [source]
Let Us Pray
Whitney Houston surprised attendees at A-Town’s Hot 107.9’s fashion show on Thursday night when she showed up to the event with Ray J. According to Sohh Streetz Nippy arrived late and slid through the back entrance after spending about 20 minutes in her black SUV.
I just want to know what Bobbi Kristina thinks of all this.