The Ike Turner Report: Chris Brown Will Slap The Shit Out of Your Girl

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Is Chris Brown going to have to choke a bitch? Looks like he might have already. The R&B sanga is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery. Don’t look for C. Breezy nor Princess Ri Ri to attend tonight’s award show since both parties have pulled out. Damn, damn, damn!

UPDATE: Chris Brown turned himself in Sunday evening after allegedly assaulting Rihanna. According to his booking sheet, Brown was being held on a $50,000 bail under a felony charge. He has since been released.

“The identity of the victim will not be released,” said Officer April Harding. “Any victim who’s involved in a domestic violence incident is entitled to confidentiality.”

Both Brown and girlfriend Rihanna were scheduled to perform at the Grammys, but this statement was released Sunday evening: “We have just been informed that Rihanna will not be attending tonight’s 51st Annual GRAMMY Awards. We’re sorry she is unable to join us this evening.”

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Crowd Participation: Bury Me A G

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And I don’t need to type a synopsis of this shit. Just help me understand what’s going on, exactly. [Flick via Ozonemag.com]

For Black History Month, Ya’ll

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jacki1 For Black History Month, Yall

Little Miss I Don’t Pay For Weed, I Get In Clubs For Free [her words, not mine] is ready for her close up. Survey says, epic fail! One of my good zestlemen friends from Miami told me many moons ago that Jacki-O [or Wacky Hoe if you are a Khia fan] regularly attends pumping parties in the area.

How dreadful! It’s a terrible thing when a woman will lay down her life for 14 additional seconds of relevancy. It’s like the hoodrat version of Seven Pounds.

[Cover via YBF]

Question of the Day

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Oh Yeezy, you make my job so easy.

“I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it. I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird shit, but I am who I am.” [source via The Bocks]

What do you think would be a fitting porn name for Mr. West? Update: Kanye says don’t believe everything you read! But I say feel free to answer today’s question.

Freeze Frame: Terri + Mary

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Mary J. Blige is giving Terri McMillian the same look I gave myself after I finished watching Derek Luke do his best diddy bop for the first time in Notorious. Terri must have asked Willona Woods if she had any single relatives. The Devil is a liar and the truth ain’t in him.

More flicks of the former Mrs. Jonathan Plummer and her stroke mouth after the jump.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

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tdd The Say Something Nice Challenge

Apologies on the delayed fuckery. Like many of your cousins I tend to get ghost on the 1st and 15th of every month. You can process that comment however you like.

Now back to the matter at hand. Swing low sweet chariot! Trick Daddy looks like he passed on the glory at least five months ago,  so why does the staff at Slip N’ Slide still have his body attending events? I don’t know nann nigga . . . no, nann nigga.

That shit is not right! Please say something kind about this situation.

Mook’s Minute: Bride of Wildenstein

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I swear to god, Fergie has had so much plastic surgery she’s starting to look like that Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She was at the launch of her new shoe line and she had this to say for the five people who were there:

“I have always loved fashion because it’s a great way to express your mood. And I’m definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.” [flicks via Just Jared]

[*crickets*]