Fresh,Long time ago [well last year sometime] I told you about “Uncle Cholly” who’s basically a blip-blam fool. He could be related by blood or he could simply be your father’s drunken old friend. Well now’s the time to put the name with the face. [Drum Roll Please] . . . Introducing UNCLE CHOLLY in all his drunken glory.
Okay, just one more YouTube clip. Now this is some real, raw talent for your ass. I was having a pretty shitty day up until now. I can’t wait to hear the remix with Lil’ Wayne! You can blame Kid Fury for sending you into cardiac arrest.
I had a 15 minute long debate with myself on whether True Whitaker was too young to toss in the casket or if she should be tried as an adult. I decided not to choke slam her in an open coffin since her pops is the reigning King of Wonkland and what not. I would hate to come up missing.
But this shit is just wrong, Keisha. That baby is not dressed up in love! You aren’t any better than the project chicks who get fitted up while their kids are walking around with dusty feet and 4 day old lollipop stuck to their Garanimals. Stop setting this child up for failure.
The 7 year old boy who stole his grandmother car to do “hood rat stuff” last month is making headlines once again, this time for allegedly beating her up inside of Wal-Mart after she refused to buy him some chicken wings.
TAKE ME HIGHER, LORD!
Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.
According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.
Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.
“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.
Stratford told WPBF that Milton hit her stomach, legs and “wherever he could reach me.”
Riviera Beach police picked up Milton from his home and took him to an area hospital for a mental health evaluation Monday afternoon, WPBF reported. The 7-year-old can be held for up to 72 hours while he is evaluated by mental health officials.
Stratford said that she believes Milton’s problems are due to a bad atmosphere with his parents.
“I know what causes the behavior, cause all he’s ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things, and I don’t want him to continue in this direction so I’m doing the best I can to get him the help,” she told WPBF. [continue reading]
[Thanks Sara]
I’m still searching for the words to describe this. When I come across them I will let you know.
LaToya Jackson In Munich, Germany
“[I’m] still reading over scripts trying to figure out what’s gonna be the next move. Fox Atomic has another movie in development right now for me that’s kind of going to be along of the lines of a current-day Purple Rain . . . Like me playing the role of Prince, and then I don’t know who they’re getting for the other roles. But the script is being written for me right now.”
- - Ne-Yo on possibly starring in a remake of Purple Rain via Miss Info
This made me make the sad Patrick Ewing face.
Good lovin’ body rockin’ knockin’ boots all night long! I cranked that Bynum and collapsed next to Lady Twist after viewing the above pictures of H-Town performing at the Buddha club in London. I mean really, shouldn’t they be coaching a pee wee league game somewhere? I’m surprised the two aren’t out on the road starring in “Three Ways To Get A Husband” with Leon.
All jokes aside, can somebody please tell me how they managed to pony up enough money to finance this trip? I’m guessing by slanging Krispy Kremes, pickles, and boiled peanuts in the church parking lot after morning service. I need answers.
