The 7 year old boy who stole his grandmother car to do “hood rat stuff” last month is making headlines once again, this time for allegedly beating her up inside of Wal-Mart after she refused to buy him some chicken wings.

TAKE ME HIGHER, LORD!

Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.

Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.

“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

Stratford told WPBF that Milton hit her stomach, legs and “wherever he could reach me.”

Riviera Beach police picked up Milton from his home and took him to an area hospital for a mental health evaluation Monday afternoon, WPBF reported. The 7-year-old can be held for up to 72 hours while he is evaluated by mental health officials.

Stratford said that she believes Milton’s problems are due to a bad atmosphere with his parents.

“I know what causes the behavior, cause all he’s ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things, and I don’t want him to continue in this direction so I’m doing the best I can to get him the help,” she told WPBF. [continue reading]

[Thanks Sara]

I’m still searching for the words to describe this. When I come across them I will let you know.

LaToya Jackson In Munich, Germany

“[I’m] still reading over scripts trying to figure out what’s gonna be the next move. Fox Atomic has another movie in development right now for me that’s kind of going to be along of the lines of a current-day Purple Rain . . . Like me playing the role of Prince, and then I don’t know who they’re getting for the other roles. But the script is being written for me right now.”

- - Ne-Yo on possibly starring in a remake of Purple Rain via Miss Info

This made me make the sad Patrick Ewing face.

Good lovin’ body rockin’ knockin’ boots all night long! I cranked that Bynum and collapsed next to Lady Twist after viewing the above pictures of H-Town performing at the Buddha club in London. I mean really, shouldn’t they be coaching a pee wee league game somewhere? I’m surprised the two aren’t out on the road starring in “Three Ways To Get A Husband” with Leon.

All jokes aside, can somebody please tell me how they managed to pony up enough money to finance this trip? I’m guessing by slanging Krispy Kremes, pickles, and boiled peanuts in the church parking lot after morning service. I need answers.

Before I continue any further I just want to say that I am overnighting a root box to each and every member of the A Hot Mess crew for putting me on to this.

Cuba Gooding Sr. butchered the national anthem at the 2008 Soulabration Tournament like he worked at a slaughter house on the bank of the Mississippi River. It’s just not right! Real talk, this shit made me cry like Precious Taft on Stairway to Stardom.

A 7 year old goon in training from South Florida rode his Granny’s Dodge Durango until the wheels fell off that bitch - - literally. His mission? “To do hoodrat stuff.” [His words, not mine]

I hurt for my people.

The eight-minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday as the boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts.

He was unhurt.

Police say the boy kept driving until a front wheel fell off after the SUV hit a sign.

The boy’s mother says he grabbed the keys to the SUV, backed it out of her driveway, and took off.

Police spokeswoman Ellen Lovejoy says the boy is unlikely to be prosecuted.

She said police arrested him so he can get some help, noting the excursion was “unusual behavior for a 7-year-old.” [source]

This is the type of story CNN should be covering, ahem.

I blame gangsta rap, films by the Hughes Brothers, and Goober P+J. The world is so confusing for children growing up today.

If you don’t click on another link today just please make sure you check the news video out. Peep the gangstalicious sag in his camo cargo shorts, ya’ll. My mind can’t process this shit right now. Somebody needs to tap this kid for the Notorious B.I.G. movie, STAT!

[Thanks Razzi for the heads up]

First Rudy Huxtable sells ass for Tyler Perry now this. Take me higher Lord! Every time I see this dynamic duo together I let out a deep sigh and look towards the heavens. I simply cannot deal with this today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. They both look healthy and happy, so I guess I will give them a pass.

The Kang of R&B wrote about Nippy’s love affair with Ray J in his upcoming autobiography, I Pray This Check Doesn’t Bounce.

“I’m aware of the fact that Whitney had been seeing Ray J, a very young R&B artist who is most famous for being the little brother of Brandy, the multi-platinum singing artist and TV star.

“Their relationship doesn’t bother me. She’s open to see whoever she wants to see, just like I can see who I want to see.

“I know the age difference between her and the little guy is 20 years, but to each his own.

“The only concern I had was how our daughter felt about the age difference. As long as she’s cool with it, it’s fine by me.” [source]

Whitney Houston surprised attendees at A-Town’s Hot 107.9’s fashion show on Thursday night when she showed up to the event with Ray J. According to Sohh Streetz Nippy arrived late and slid through the back entrance after spending about 20 minutes in her black SUV.

I just want to know what Bobbi Kristina thinks of all this.

I got this at the end of the day. Thank GAWD for that b/c the nearest hospital is only 1 mile away from me. But I think I am just going to bypass them and head straight to the fu’nral home. My soul poured out some boon’s farm and chunked da deuce so hard. I was not expecting Warren Sapp to do this once he retired…I can’t……….

I think the sky has just parted and my Father is calling me home. Bye Y’all…

- - Kleo

This was so bad I had to get involved. Looking at all that ass in I-MAX really inspired me. Please peep my tribute video along with more flicks of Shawty Doo Wop after the jump.

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