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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on July 1, 2008

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Am I the only person who thought that the cover model [Chanta Patton] was a super-dee-dupper photoshopped version of little Ashley Banks at first glance? I’m saying, they have Tayana Ali printed all big and shit, so of course my slow ass automatically assumed that its her. Here’s a scenario for you: Imagine if you were standing in the check-out line at the gas station and you peeped this joint on the side.

Yeah, exactly. Maybe I just need to get a stronger contact lens prescription but I’m just sharing my thoughts. Oh well, go on and sell that ass ladies! A full tank of gas is a full tank of gas.

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Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Posted by Fresh on June 23, 2008

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The hell is going on with this child’s face?

Although there are times when I wished she would just sell ass with her Black Pussycat Dolls troop I generally dig Elise Neal but her face is killing me softly. I don’t know what this child is doing to her face [if she has actually doing anything] but I pray to Yahweh that she isn’t going to Keequana’s pumping parties to get her $9.99 botox on.

Edit: Okay, so I made a reference to Ms. Neal being offed in the same style as her character in the film ‘Paid In Full’ that some deemed inappropriate. We do not condone or advocate violence here at C+D. Yes, I am on my Isiah Washington fake apology shit. Seriously, I meant you no harm! We’ve been habitually stepping over the line since 2005 - - bad habits are hard to break.

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Jesus Ghost Ride The Whip

Posted by Fresh on June 2, 2008

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I know most of you stay on your gossip grind, so you’ve probably already have peeped these flicks of LaToya Jackson looking like the cot damn fool but in the event that you haven’t, viola! I try not to leave any stones unturned when there is sheer fuckery involved. Say something nice kids.

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Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Posted by Fresh on May 22, 2008

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Everybody cannot pull off the sexy crack fiend look. Trust me, I’ve tried several times to mix reviews.

Amerie did her best impression of Golden Brookes at Maxims Hot 100 party in Los Angeles last night. Somebody pat her on the head and cram a scooby snack in her mouth. Seriously people, if there wasn’t a tribute to Destiny’s Child going on at the party, why was she invited? Report back to your post at the Asian massage parlor before I call Chris Hansen!

If there was any time to start selling ass it would be now.

Poor thing, her publicist must not have told her that she is going to always need more people and ringtones over here in the good USA. Maybe if she sucks enough peen Diddy will hire her as Cassie’s understudy. Keep hope alive!

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You Sent It: Watch It Or She’ll Take Your Man!

Posted by Fresh on April 16, 2008

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I got this at the end of the day. Thank GAWD for that b/c the nearest hospital is only 1 mile away from me. But I think I am just going to bypass them and head straight to the fu’nral home. My soul poured out some boon’s farm and chunked da deuce so hard. I was not expecting Warren Sapp to do this once he retired…I can’t……….

I think the sky has just parted and my Father is calling me home. Bye Y’all…

- - Kleo

This was so bad I had to get involved. Looking at all that ass in I-MAX really inspired me. Please peep my tribute video along with more flicks of Shawty Doo Wop after the jump.

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Touch My Body With Photoshop

Posted by Fresh on March 7, 2008

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I want a 40 Acres and a Mule puffy jacket and travel size photoshop kit to go for Christmas. If you thought that Mariah Carey’s Allure magazine cover was touched by an airbrush angel just wait to get a peak at the rest of her new promo images. Do what you do, Mimi. I’m just jealous because I would love to airbrush everything in my entire life. The Kia would be turned into a Rolls Royce, The Dealer replaced by Rick Ross, my bank account would have way more zeros . . .

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