Where Did Her Massive Chest Cannons Go?!

Posted on May 18, 2009

Something in the milk ain’t clean about this situation. I barely even recognized KeyLoLo when I first glanced at these pictures of her performing at a recent show. Girl, you so polished and refined! Then again maybe its just me. You know how I like my female R&B singers: cracked out drinking fawdies with Propecia, suffering from island dick withdrawals [L. Boogie take em to the bridge!] and doing hoe shit for relevancy.

Times like this make me fall to my knees and thank Sweet Minty Jesus for Neffe and Frankie. I hope they present an award together at the 2009 EBT Awards. For more flicks of Keyshia and Ciara [you might as well look at her do something since you all clearly aren't supporting her new album] hit up Necole Bitchie!

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on March 30, 2009

keri release Im Just Saying . . .

The more album release parties that Keri Hilson has the more irrelevant [and casket sharp] the guest list becomes. I am expecting Donkey and the members of Changing Faces to pop up on the front page of Wireimage any day now. Stop while you are ahead girl!

Get a look at a couple of Keri’s guest under the hood.

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Come And Get Your “Pregnant” Cousin Out The Club Please

Posted on March 26, 2009

For The Love of Ray J contestant Danger told the National Enquirer [oh bother] back in February that during her time on the show she became fertilized with the seed of Norwood. In case you missed it then:

“There is no way the baby can be anyone’s but Ray J’s,” [Danger] told the ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview…”I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time – and we slept together every night after that! I didn’t want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me.”

Impending motherhood or not, it didn’t stop her from partying recently with a few of the other show contestants and one nut straggler from A Real Chance of Love. Dusty feet please don’t bother me! View more flicks at Ozonemag.

Site Spotlight: Muggn.com

Posted on March 17, 2009

If you love a fugly mug shot just as much as I do then you will appreciate the beautiful faces at Muggn.com! I found this gift from Yahweh via Straight From The A earlier today and have been enjoying the fuckery every since. Get you a piece whore!

Lil’ Kim’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy

Posted on March 10, 2009

Lil’ Kim was all grins and giggles when the paparazzi spotted her on Monday but her face had a different expression [gasps!] when the super delicious Clay Cane asked about her love for plastic surgery during an interview.

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Girl, You Gonna Sell So Many Records This Time Around

Posted on March 2, 2009

Christina Milian jumped into a sea of peroxide and came up looking totally washed out. I wonder if Yung Berg approves of this new look.

Like my cyber bust it baby Kid Fury says a bitch needs her stilettos and Taco Bell platters. Besides, she is just following the 2006 R&B Chick For Dummies guide. She’s sold that ass in King magazine already and is rumored to be involved with someone [namely The Dream] who is at the creative helm of her latest project. The only thing left for her to do is to leak private pictures of that puddy cat.

It’s called generating a buzz people, hello! Are you not entertained?! Is that not why you are here?! More court side flicks from the Cavaliers / Hawks game after the jump.

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TWINS!

Posted on February 22, 2009

Don’t act like you don’t know who Cabana Chat host Dixie Wetworth is! Crunkster Cheddar Biscuits made the killer comparison between Wet Wet and Italian actress Sophia Loren while posted up in The Bocks. This bitch is painted to the gods! Get you a piece whore!

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