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Photo-Chopped & Screwed: Curtis’ Cologne Ad

Posted by Fresh on November 3, 2009

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Looking for a quick and easy way to remove bullet wounds, tattoos, and fug? I’m not sure if there is an app for that quite yet but there damn sure is a photoshop brush that can wipe the slate clean.

Ayo technology game proper.

With a body as chiseled as Sheree’s mandible, Curtis is almost unrecognizable in the new ad for his Power By 50 Cent cologne. He has been known to hurl a plasma television or two out of an office window in his day when upset about his business endeavors, so I’m not understanding how we got to this point. This shit looks like a flyer for corporate thug night at Traxx. Nevertheless, Southside til I die . . . or until the check clears.

Shouts out to Gimme Dat Becky [the names just get better and better] for sending this one in!

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Photo-Chopped & Screwed: Adam Lambert’s Album Cover

Posted by Fresh on October 28, 2009

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Khloe Kardashian didn’t get an edgy makeover but the cover for Adam Lambert’s debut album For Your Entertainment could easily be passed off as a Lisa Frank notebook.

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Luminous Creole

Posted by J. Cooper on August 27, 2009

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Just in time for Christmas a new French Loreal ad has been released featuring none other than the royal creole, Beyonce Giselle Knowles. This promotion was released to the public after Queen Crawfish Bisque was announced as the Billboard Woman of the Year [she never sleeps].

In the ad, she is giving us luminous eyes, lace fronts, sparkles, shiny pantyhose, and all the other shit the kids I’m sure will enjoy. Silver and gold, y’all. BECAUSE YOU’RE WORTH IT.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: My Dick is Bigger Than Yours

Posted by J. Cooper on August 5, 2009

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Margeaux Taylor, aka Tameka Foster-Raymond (?) has just released pics from a recent photo shoot.

After all that divorce bullshit, and Twitter back and forth, Margeaux, like all great men, rises above the fray to last another day. As you can see, she is giving the kids fever in an all black ensemble with nary a stretch mark, or dick to be seen! Ka-Pow!

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Where Did Her Massive Chest Cannons Go?!

Posted by Fresh on May 18, 2009

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Something in the milk ain’t clean about this situation. I barely even recognized KeyLoLo when I first glanced at these pictures of her performing at a recent show. Girl, you so polished and refined! Then again maybe its just me. You know how I like my female R&B singers: cracked out drinking fawdies with Propecia,  suffering from island dick withdrawals [L. Boogie take em to the bridge!] and doing hoe shit for relevancy.

Times like this make me fall to my knees and thank Sweet Minty Jesus for Neffe and Frankie. I hope they present an award together at the 2009 EBT Awards. For more flicks of Keyshia and Ciara [you might as well look at her do something since you all clearly aren't supporting her new album] hit up Necole Bitchie!

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on March 30, 2009

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The more album release parties that Keri Hilson has the more irrelevant [and casket sharp] the guest list becomes. I am expecting Donkey and the members of Changing Faces to pop up on the front page of Wireimage any day now. Stop while you are ahead girl!

Get a look at a couple of Keri’s guest under the hood.

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Come And Get Your “Pregnant” Cousin Out The Club Please

Posted by Fresh on March 26, 2009

Caviar + Danger Danger

For The Love of Ray J contestant Danger told the National Enquirer [oh bother] back in February that during her time on the show she became fertilized with the seed of Norwood. In case you missed it then:

“There is no way the baby can be anyone’s but Ray J’s,” [Danger] told the ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview…”I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time – and we slept together every night after that! I didn’t want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me.”

Impending motherhood or not, it didn’t stop her from partying recently with a few of the other show contestants and one nut straggler from A Real Chance of Love. Dusty feet please don’t bother me! View more flicks at Ozonemag.

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