Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean
Vanessa Williams showed up to the Ugly Betty premiere party on Monday night looking like Terri Hatcher. That’s a problem. And I don’t feel like listing possible solutions so I am going to stop typing now.
Archive for the 'Harpo who this woman?' Category
Photoshopped To Perfection
When I peeped this photo of Mariah Carey in Fashion Rocks magazine over at Love B. Scott I thought that my bust it baby had accidentally mistaken Mrs. Cannon for porn Mary Carey until I read the fine print.
And Jesus wept because even he didn’t recognize her. [Click for full size]
Question of the Day
C+D reader Jah submitted these flicks of a woman who closely resembles Free, the former co-host of 106 & Park and current radio on-air personality. You know the old saying, everybody has a twin. Do you think this is the Team Chunk Edition of Free or a case of mistaken identity? One thing is for sure, that is a full on side-eye in the second picture!
Cover To Cover: Foxy Brown’s XXL Cover
Two words: EPIC FAIL. Shouts out to Ice dot com for the cover but I can’t and I won’t co-sign this Wet N’ Wild + Indian remy hair catastrophe. Break out the Boone’s Farm and pour a little out in remembrance of Kurupt, Spragga Benz, Rick Ross, Case, Jay-Z, and my black ass.
I’m Just Saying . . .
Am I the only person who thought that the cover model [Chanta Patton] was a super-dee-dupper photoshopped version of little Ashley Banks at first glance? I’m saying, they have Tayana Ali printed all big and shit, so of course my slow ass automatically assumed that its her. Here’s a scenario for you: Imagine if you were standing in the check-out line at the gas station and you peeped this joint on the side.
Yeah, exactly. Maybe I just need to get a stronger contact lens prescription but I’m just sharing my thoughts. Oh well, go on and sell that ass ladies! A full tank of gas is a full tank of gas.
Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean
The hell is going on with this child’s face?
Although there are times when I wished she would just sell ass with her Black Pussycat Dolls troop I generally dig Elise Neal but her face is killing me softly. I don’t know what this child is doing to her face [if she has actually doing anything] but I pray to Yahweh that she isn’t going to Keequana’s pumping parties to get her $9.99 botox on.
Edit: Okay, so I made a reference to Ms. Neal being offed in the same style as her character in the film ‘Paid In Full’ that some deemed inappropriate. We do not condone or advocate violence here at C+D. Yes, I am on my Isiah Washington fake apology shit. Seriously, I meant you no harm! We’ve been habitually stepping over the line since 2005 - - bad habits are hard to break.
