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Fresh Review: Tiny & Toya

Posted by Fresh on July 1, 2009

Pray for my haters because I am spreading my fuckery around the internet! When I am not doing hoe shit and ranting on Twitter you will be able to catch me over at HoneyMag.com giving my praises to Yahweh + pop culture. I was suppose to write my first piece for the site a looooong time ago but I couldn’t decide on what I wanted to go in on and then I heard an oink from the heavens. Sweet epiphany.

To say I was less than enthusiastic when BET announced that Tiny & Toya would be a part of their summer line up would be an understatement. I expected the show to be nothing more than another chapter in the book about the lavish lives of two hip-hop baby mamas who stay Louis down to the socks. Something I could definitely go without in my $5-foot-long-for-dinner world. Besides, we all have The Desperate Housewives of Bankhead (along with the fabulous Dwight Eubanks) and their rented lifestyles to fill that void, no?

Once the expensive stilettos and oversized bags were set aside I quickly realized that Tameka and Toya are the same type of chicks who I sit next to in the beauty salon, laugh with over cocktails, exchange mean mugs with at the club, call when I need a hook up at the MAC counter, and pray for at night. [CONTINUE AT HONEYMAG.COM]

Watch last night’s sneak peak episode and check pictures of Tiny & Toya looking tragic with all them  Lil’ Mo inspired prison tattoos out on the red carpet at the EBT Awards under the cut.

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Give The Camera Face Miss Que!

Posted by Fresh on July 1, 2009

Work honey!

But first let the record show that I will never forgive my twin Kid Fury for saying that the Sam’s Choice version of Rabid Beaver’s lips resembled a pig’s pussy.

Dawn and Mz. Que fight the battle against good and evil in a new shots snapped by celebrity photographer Derek Blanks. As a supporter of Prop 8 and think its wonderful these two women are courageously showing their affection towards each other in such a bold and public way. The sacred act of bumping tangueray area never meant so much to me before. Thank you for sharing, kids.

Instead of frolicking around in front of the camera they should be asking questions on why Diddy has been holding their checks for the last month but if they like it you know I love it. One would think it would be hard to cool off after a hot round of birthday sex with no electricity in your apartment but let love rule!

Bad Boy for life.

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Quick Flicks: Mariah Carey Butches It Up on the set of “Obsessed”

Posted by Fresh on June 29, 2009

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Mrs. Nick Cannon made good use out of a bag of clothing belonging to Da Brat [hold your head lil' daddy] that would have otherwise continue to collect dust for her new video. Marshall Mathers, this bud’s for you.

Mariah will always be that crazy bitch pushing the ice cream cart on TRL  while rambling about butterflies, Hello Kitty stickers, and unicorns and shit to me. However, I will be say that she tries hard to make people give a damn about her. So people, do you give a damn?

Please keep in mind that she said “these chickens is ash and I’m lotion” way before the creative creole pair of Beyonce and Cousin Angie B! penned “Check On It.”

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Star Tracks: Rihanna + Pharrell

Posted by Fresh on June 25, 2009

Are Rihanna and Pharrell hooking up to make beautiful music? Yes, but not in the whoring for propaganda keys of life. Now if this was, oh say Cassie,  I wouldn’t be trying to vouch for either parties but I doubt that’s the case here. The tribe has spoken.




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Star Tracks: J. Hud Hits Chiptole

Posted by Fresh on June 24, 2009

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Jennifer Hudson doesn’t need her publicist to confirm that she is expecting her first child with fiancé David “Punk” Otunga  - - her baby bump says enough. As the world fucking turns.

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Girl, You Try So Hard

Posted by Fresh on June 23, 2009

Black Fran Drescher is really trying her best to stay in the relevancy loop, bless her annoying little soul.
The songbird [1] performed at the Century 21 Path to Your Dreams sweepstakes check presentation last night. I’m not going to take the bait and make a joke on her over it.

She hasn’t resorted to releasing any nude flicks of herself [intended for Nelly's eyes only, of course], thrown Irv Gotti under the same bus he shoved her in front of, hanging out with Kim Kardashian for publicity, or shaving off half of her hair for a spot in the trending topics on Twitter - - yet. And I am damn proud of her for it. Gold star for you!

[1] That’s what we call em now.



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Quick Flicks: Kizzy @ Fete De La Musique 2009

Posted by Fresh on June 22, 2009

Kizzy Rowland and her lace front will not be denied! Her collaboration with Dave Guetta is currently at the top of the U.K. singles chart. She spoke to MTV UK recently about hooking up with the French DJ and the emotions she experienced when she heard the track for the first time. Dramatic cunt!

“To watch the people on the dancefloor and the way he controls them is crazy. He can completely change your mood and how everybody’s feeling- I was just completely moved.”

And Kelly admitted she loves the song so much that she cried the first time she heard the beat.

Rowland explained: “I just didn’t wanna say that but basically I did cry – it’s just such a big record you know, I love it and I’m so happy that he allowed me to actually bring it back here to London.”

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Quick Flicks: Keri Hilson At Wet Seal

Posted by Fresh on June 18, 2009

Keri Hilson is far from recession proof so it makes sense that she hooked up with Wet Seal to promote her debut album in the popular retail store. I haven’t been inside of one since I was old enough to consume alcohol but I can always spot your cousins rocking the exact same outfits the sale associates put on the store mannequins when I go  out to the club. That’s got to count for something, right?

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