I totally missed the memo that noted celebrity tank top bedazzler Sheree Whitfield closed out the season of TV One’s docu-series ‘Life After’. I’ve really got to sit down and go through all of the fucks that I have been meaning to donate to the less fortunate. We are all God’s children.
Now, the non-shade is that the new season of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ premieres tonight at 8PM — and it’s waaaay more interesting than staring at faded pictures in a broken glass of Bob Whitfield’s eyes looking like the Pop-O-Matic bubble from the Headache board game.
Watch NeNe Leakes threaten to whip out the throbbing piece of meat hanging between her thighs and pee inside Kenya Moore‘s champagne glass as well as a trailer of the drama set to unfold this season after the jump!
My validity as an African American woman is currently being questioned by high-ranking Black Twitter officials because I skipped watching ‘CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story’ all together last night in favor of reading a book.
Don’t trade places with me Miss Celie. Head over to Amy Traphouse to watch the entire movie before VH1 pulls one of Mathew Knowles’ signature moves from 2006 and starts threatening to whoop our asses for distribuiting their shit without consent. If you watched the biopic last night let me know what you thought of it in the comments section below or by catching me in these tweets.
Also, I am in the process of coding the entire site myself so I apologize if Amy Traphouse looks like stir fried shit on your mobile device or transmits the ebola virus to your web browser. I’m just really excited to be able to bring you guys more content, so I couldn’t keep it bottled in any longer. I will have a mobile version available soon and will page a life line if I don’t crack the error.
House Mother Kanye has finally granted the ultimate wishes of Ike Turner’s birthday twin Kris Jenner (I’m just full of random facts tonight). HMK proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday and she of course accepted, E! Online reports.
Stop hating and start kon-dragulating. Read all the details below.
After a nearly decade-long hiatus Mase is returning to the studio to work on a new album. The former Bad Boy rapper, spotted above grabbing a bite to eat in New York City over the weekend, took to his Twitter account to reveal both the album title, ‘Now We Even’.
“No abbreviations. Use #NOWWEEVEN. That’s the only conversation I’m having,” Passah Betha tweeted. “Right now I’m listening to all my early freestyles and songs. This got to be something special. A couple free shows and visits #NOWWEEVEN.”
The Harlem native adds his ideal album would feature collaborations with artists such as Lauryn Hill, 2 Chainz, Drake, Meek Mill, Seal, Cam’ron, CeeLo Green and more. When quizzed by a fan when the follow-up to ‘Welcome Back’ would be released, he responded, “Once I finish it.”
Mase And His Ken Doll Hairline Attend New York Fashion Week
Atlanta’s Next Top Broke Couple Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas have published a memoir about their journey through dating, marriage, financial struggles and triumphs and their blended family of six children. According to a press release, ‘Carry-On Baggage, Our Non-Stop Flight’ was penned ”to inspire, provoke and make readers laugh out loud” as they look at their “nonstop flight to finding marital bliss.”
“Peter and I did not write a book to give other couples relationship advice,” the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reality star explains. “Our story is biographical and we hope it will serve as an inspiration to other couples finding love in the second half of their lives.”
I would have preferred if Uncle Ben shared his secret recipe to great red beans and rice or if Cynthia gave a step-by-step guide on rocking half wigs to a hair magazine instead but I will leave that up to their management team.
Check out flicks from their recent book launch event in New York City below.