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Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on November 21, 2008

That kindergarten cop shirt kills me every time. Shawty don’t chop me, shawty don’t screw me.

The caged bird is trying to get free.

Remy Ma wants her lawyers to exercise her get out of jail card … just in time for the holidays.

Remy’s mouthpieces have filed for an appeal on her eight-year prison sentence for shooting a woman in the stomach outside of an NYC nightclub last year. Her attorneys claim the trial was riddled with mistakes by the judge. They want the lil’ felon sprung in time for Xmas. [source]

If Remy Ma is granted freedom what should be the terms of her parole? I suggest she be placed in a 3 month program for yaki and dutch masters abusers.

From The C+D Vault x Quick Flicks

Posted by Fresh on November 21, 2008

Word to Halle Berry’s character in BAP’s, good things come in three’s!

This is what happens when you don’t keep your eye on the prize! First Lady Diamond, Brandy and Queen Pen all flashed their gangsta phalanges at the Scorpios Do It Better celebration on Thursday night. [Insert sad Lil' Mama face] No diggity, no doubt.

I was just enjoying some of First Lady Diamond’s stellar work last night. Here’s a sneak peak at how her divorce proceedings to Island Dick are going to go down:

Thanks For Clearing That One Up

Posted by Fresh on November 20, 2008

Back in the day [read: 2002] Brandy announced she’d secretly wed some music producer no one had ever heard of named Robert Smith the year before - just four months before giving birth to their baby girl, Sy’rai. The happily married couple even fronted for cameras on the MTV series Brandy: A Special Delivery, which documented their daughter’s birth.

After the couple called it quits in 2003, Ol’ Bucky Beaver went running his trap and told a radio station the marriage never happened, much to Mama Sonya’s chagrin.

“I lied because of the fear of what people would think and the pressure to be a good role model,” Norwood, 29, reveals to Us Weekly in her first interview on the topic.

“Our relationship was very real, we just weren’t legally married,” she adds.

Norwood also admits she kept her daughter in the dark about the 2006 multicar collision she was involved in that left a 38-year-old woman dead.

“It was a very tough time, and I still have never talked about it with Sy’rai,” she says. “I had to be a mother and stay strong for her. I’d cry when she’d go to sleep so she wouldn’t see me like that - I had a responsibility to her.” [continue reading]

Its okay Brandy. Everybody who tuned into your little show knew something in the milk wasn’t clean the first time the camera panned in on Robert’s face, we were just waiting on you to confirm.

Greeter at Wal-Mart game proper.

Although hat boy set my window licker radar off like a troop of screeching banshees I was curious to know if what my best friend told me in my pubescent years about boys in special ed having a big peen was true.

If so, I understand the dynamic of the hook up.

Skeet or Delete:Oh Mya

Posted by Fresh on November 18, 2008

If you watch the first 30 seconds of the video for Mya’s “Paradise” on mute you probably would mistake it for some type of commercial for a hair product. Dr. Miracle perhaps?

I don’t feel like processing what the fuck she is harmonizing about ["listen to the beat of the congo"] but I’ve heard a lot worse. Skeet or delete?

Christina Aguilera’s Fresh Face

Posted by Fresh on November 11, 2008

Christina Aguilera has always been heavy on the foundation, bronzer and “sultry” red lipstick [damn you cousin Angie B!] but this look is taking me a step higher to a place I do not want to belong. Jesus be a brand new can of Scrubbing Bubbles and a Bounty paper towel. The deep fried bangs . . . I simply cannot.

Happy Album Release Party

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2008

Melyssa Ford and Jon B killed a bird with one big ass stone by having a birthday / album release party earlier this week. You see, times really are hard. Random negras from the CW [collect em all!] were in the building attempting to get the only type of exposure Wireimage.com can provide.

I wonder if the no neck member of Dru Hill is available to perform at my Mama’s birthday party later this month. I’m not trying to map his schedule out but I would imagine he really ain’t got shit else to do. Just an educated guess.

Promo Trail: Brandy

Posted by Fresh on October 30, 2008

Brandy hit the on Wednesday to promote her new album, Human, which is due out in stores December 9th. She looked great, partly cloudy eyeballs and all.

Quick Flicks: Le Metier de Beaute Luxury Cosmetic Line Launch

Posted by Fresh on October 23, 2008

Nick Cannon must have read your complaints and stepped his tie game up for the launch of LA Reid’s Le Metier De Beaute cosmetics line [pause] on Thursday. Mr. Carey’s duck status is still under questioning but Rome wasn’t built in a day. Other attendees included Eve, Go-Go [wherever there is an open bar and peen roaming free you will see that guy there], and Chrisette Michelle.

Now back to this L.A. Reid flawless foundation coverage and concealer business. I haven’t heard any details about this company but I won’t knock the hustle. His lip gloss game has been proper since he was with Peebles!

Archive for the 'Good Luck With That' Category

Question of the Day

From The C+D Vault x Quick Flicks

Thanks For Clearing That One Up

Skeet or Delete:Oh Mya

Christina Aguilera’s Fresh Face

Happy Album Release Party

Promo Trail: Brandy

Quick Flicks: Le Metier de Beaute Luxury Cosmetic Line Launch

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