Promo Trail: Brandy
Brandy hit the on Wednesday to promote her new album, Human, which is due out in stores December 9th. She looked great, partly cloudy eyeballs and all.
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Star Tracks: Cousin Angie B + Her Check Signer
Beyonce and Cousin Angie B! [lean forward into your monitor] caught a flight out of JFK airport in New York City on Wednesday afternoon. The Blood of the Lamb made a surprise appearance at the end of her husband’s set at Power 105.1 Powerhouse concert in New Jersey.
She performed “Look Pa, I’s Married Nuh” and threw up the dynasty sign like it was 2002 before exiting the stage. Girl, you be going across state lines and shit to support your man.
Watch footage of Mrs. Carter in action after the jump.
Quick Quotes
“My wife and I download pornos together,” he says. “She goes with me to strip clubs. She’ll be tipping bitches and everything.” More sweetly: “I love reading my daughter to sleep—she loves this one book called Ducks in Muck.” And, combining the smutty and the sweet: “I’ll be at a club, just surrounded by ho’s, and I’ll literally call my wife, like, ‘I’m so, so happy I married you.’”
His marriage helps him to put the surreal life into perspective, and it helps him to keep sight of Faheem Najm when he’s recording as T-Pain. Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.”
“See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
- - T-Pain talks about marital bliss in Blender magazine
Get Me Bodied Mr. Cavalli
Michael K was on point in giving designer Roberto Cavalli the panty creamer of the morning title, shit! I haven’t seen a rotisserie chicken this hot out on the beach this hot since Rich Boy hit up Spring Bling last year. I can’t help but gaze at his peen imprint in the front of his mankini.
Faces From The Milk Carton
You know you’re at the bottom of the barrell when All The Fuckery doesn’t even bother putting your little rapper pseudonym below the picture.
I blame Irv Gotti for telling Ja Rule “Body” would be his big comeback single on that only episode of Gotti’s Way I bothered to watch. Once entertainers realize that Rocsi and Terrence J’s opinion can only account for so much they will be better off. We all know that they think every album is a fucking classic.
And don’t get me started on Detective Torres over here.
Star Tracks: Halle Berry
What is this, bring your YT baby daddy to work week? I joke, I joke. The always exciting [add your own sarcasm] Halle Berry attended Elle magazine’s 15th Annual Tribute To Women In Hollywood last name with her handsome man Gabriel Aubry. Say what you will or may about him being the second coming of K. Fraud but I would let him motorboat while The Dealer is away on business.
but if you ask for my real opinion about things I think Halle needs to hook back up with Wesley Snipes but that’s another entry for another day.
Cut Above The Rest
A dapper Lil’ Rock [sporting a fresh new cut] was photographed hanging out at L’ermitage Hotel this past weekend in Los Angeles his mama and little brother Romello. He may be trying to shed his harden image but you can tell he is still scheming and believing by the look in his eyes. I wonder if his homie Kang will be the next in line for the barber’s chair.
[Flick via Necole Bitchie]
News Break
Believe it or not but there is someone who has been on vacation to the pokey more times than DMX and Bobby Brown combined.
Henry “James Brown” Earl, 58 of Lexington, KY has been arrested a record 1,000 times. Henry Earl marked his 1,000th arrest on the charge of alcohol intoxication on Tuesday, September 23, 2008.
A standing ovation is in order.
Police arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.
Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.
Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.
If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.
In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.
35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.
On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]