To us Superhead is just another dick sucking [not that there is anything wrong with that] trollop trying to cash in on her past sexual exploits with athletes and celebrities but to The Today Show she is a relationship expert.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
And what’s with her claiming to have two sons now? Bleh, maybe this is just another lie that she is trying to pass off as a truth.
Young Silky look like he wouldn’t do anything that put his precious curl pattern in danger, right? Check out this glowing resume.
His father spent time in federal prison. Other family members have spent time behind bars, too.
A brother, a half brother and a cousin were murdered.
He dropped out of school.
He racked up a criminal record while fathering six children.
On Thursday, 28-year-old Damien Howard was sentenced to life in prison for dealing the same drug his father dealt: crack cocaine.
Howard, a member of a family well-known in the criminal justice system, said nothing before Judge John Jarvey handed down the sentence in U.S. District Court in Davenport. He was arrested after dealing the drug to undercover agents from an apartment on Heatherton Drive in Davenport.
. . . I would sell that bitch. Okay, probably not out of respect but I would be lying if I said I wouldn’t be tempted to!
Scalpers are slanging tickets to tomorrow’s memorial service for Michael Jackson like blue magic on websites like eBay and Craigslist for up to $25,115. I’m going to stay recession proof and just watch it on television.
Fan websites lit up yesterday as word of ticket winners – and eBay and Craigslist scalpers – spread. A posting on Craigslist read: “I’m willing to sell tickets to the Michael Jackson memorial – best offer will be taken.”
Ebay tried to swoop on ghoulish profiteers. “Any tickets for the memorial service will be taken down,” a spokesman said yesterday. Some of Jackson’s followers said they felt repulsed by the greed.
“There are a few eBay sellers already selling the memorial tickets and they have not even been picked to go?” wrote one fan. “These people are sick, How could they!” wrote another. Organisers have gone to extremes to stop people on-selling tickets, with plans to check IDs before strapping wristbands on fans as they collect their tickets.
But there is nothing to stop winners selling their second bracelet. “Theoretically, the second wristband can be sold,” organiser Michael Roth said. Police yesterday tried to persuade fans to stay away from Los Angeles’ Staples Centre, where up to 700,000 people are expected to congregate. [NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN. EVER. - - Fresh]
A dispute over passing out phone numbers at a party resulted in a stabbing in Horn Lake Monday morning.
“Two young men who had been attending the Gay Pride celebration in Memphis began arguing when one of the men began giving out his cell telephone number at a Memphis nightclub,” said Lt. Scott Evans of the Horn Lake Police Department.
He said the initial argument began when the two were at Club 901, an after-hours South Memphis nightclub.
They were picked up by a young woman and driven back to the Drury Inn here (in Horn Lake), where the argument continued,” Evans said.
“As the argument went on, it escalated and became physical. Then one young man pulled a knife and began stabbing his boyfriend.”
Police were called at 4:40 a.m.
Evans said an 18-year-old man was found with stab wounds to his buttocks and one thigh. He was taken to Baptist Memorial Hospital-DeSoto in Southaven, where he was admitted.
While promoting his new reality show on the Today Show Kathie Lee attempted to blast MC Hammer for fucking up his money back in the day – - in front of his son. I secretly stan for Stanley Burrell so this left a bad taste in my mouth. Nobody is asking that bitch if she still has that sweatshop labor on deck. WHY WON’T YOU LET HAMMER BE GREAT?!
Way down in the jungle deep, Crunkster Kim came upon this here tragic female taco meat!
Usually I can find something to say about damn near anything fuckery related in life but I am coming up short this time! Father I stretch my hands to thee game proper. This is why we need prayer in schools. Good night Arizona and hello Brooklyn!
Bobby Brown always seems to add to my journalistic credibility in one form or another. I really should cut the man a check or at least allow him to sleep on my sofa for one night.
But I digress.
After bragging about Alicia Keys cooking him breakfast butt ass naked on the remix of “Best I Ever Had” Swizz Beats has requested a court-approved gag order in the divorce proceedings with the beautiful and talented [ahem] Mashonda.
You bitch you.
Mashonda is arguably one of the supreme vocalist of our generation. She sung the hook on “Get No Better” and some random song on La Bella Mafia. That’s no way to treat a queen of that magnitude.