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Lil’ Kim To Appear In Playboy?

Posted by Fresh on August 14, 2008

FROM THE C+D VAULT: LIL’ KIM STANDING ON THE PISSIEST SOFA KNOWN TO MAN

Lil’ Kim is the latest celebrity rumored to take it all off in the pages of Playboy. While the Queen Bee has declined offers to appear in the magazine before due to religious reasons [Eli Porter pause] sources say that she is now entertaining the idea because the paper is on point this time around.

Hefner told the New York Post, “‘I am willing to shell out any amount for Kim, I’ve been trying to get her to do it for years!’

A source close to Lil Kim explained her change of heart, telling the paper, “The only reason why she declined it at the time was because the money was not enough. This time the money is right.” [source]

I have no further comment until ReRe the Body appears in a collector’s issue of King magazine.

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Girl, You Such A Fashionista

Posted by Fresh on August 12, 2008

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Katrina LaVerne got decked out in her hoe couture for the September 2008 issue of Today’s Black Women Magazine. Please hold your applause until after the post.

I will always appreciate the nut bucket ass hoe chick from the hood over the post-glamorest [she made that word up, not me] life version but I’m sure she would argue that her revamp image is apart of her “progression as an artist” or something along those lines.

Whatever momofuka.

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Year of the Zestlemen

Posted by Fresh on August 7, 2008

Here are a two new promo flicks Go-Go’s label sent over yesterday but got lost in the inbox shuffle. This queen is really trying to butch it up, eh? I’m a bit impartial to these pictures since his lips aren’t as pank as they usually are but you can’t always have your tang and drink it too. Gold star for you!

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2008

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“Based on my past and how my last album came out, I really need to come back much much stronger, I wanted to have more personality. I really want to tell a story when I’m doing a song. Vocally, either you like my voice or you don’t. I’m not trying to blow like Mariah, back when she was doing that.”"People used to give Ashanti a lot of shit, [1] and I saw her do the national anthem and kill it. I was like, maybe that’s something that I need to do to show people–I was afraid of the microphone and the stage, but I’m not anymore. I would definitely do something like that.” - - Cassie in Complex magazine talking about her vocal abilities, or lack thereof

[1] Used to? Girl why are you talking in past tense?!

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Cover To Cover: Tatyana Ali For King

Posted by Fresh on July 30, 2008

Tatayana Ali In King

Compared to the greased up, weaved up images of scantily clad women that we are bombarded with each day Tatayana Ali’s spread for King magazine isn’t that bad at all. If you’re going to sell ass this is how it should be done. One gold star coming up just for Ashley Banks! I may even watch Nora’s Hair Salon 2 the next time it comes on BET.

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on July 24, 2008

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Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f*ck for my advance. It was ten stacks and I had to f*ck for it. So naturally it wasn’t something that I’m proud of doing. And I don’t advise any female to get into no business – be it music or whatever – and get exploited like that. [E Class] told me I had to have sex with him to get the ten stacks. That’s how me and him got into a relationship. But that was a situation I had to face, and I made the wrong turn. But I’m from the hood and if somebody offers you ten thousand dollars at one time to get out of the hood, and lets you go for your dream of doing music, you’re gonna run to that.”

- - Jacki-O reveals to Hip Hop Weekly that she had to engage in some hoe shit for her advance money

Survey says! Bitch should have called Gary Coleman to hook her up with a loan from CashCall.com

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Love In The Club

Posted by Fresh on July 7, 2008

Cam’ron + Company

Wow, a big foot sighting and I’m not talking about Killa this time.

Cam’ron and his crew were entertained by some nut bucket ass hoe this beautiful child of God in Miami club over the weekend. As you can plainly see, this recession is really bringing out the worst in people. I’m all for peddling ass but I would rather drink Trick Daddy’s bath water through a flexi-straw on than pay for this shit.

[Flicks via Necole Bitchie]

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on July 1, 2008

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Am I the only person who thought that the cover model [Chanta Patton] was a super-dee-dupper photoshopped version of little Ashley Banks at first glance? I’m saying, they have Tayana Ali printed all big and shit, so of course my slow ass automatically assumed that its her. Here’s a scenario for you: Imagine if you were standing in the check-out line at the gas station and you peeped this joint on the side.

Yeah, exactly. Maybe I just need to get a stronger contact lens prescription but I’m just sharing my thoughts. Oh well, go on and sell that ass ladies! A full tank of gas is a full tank of gas.

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