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		<title>A Double Shot of Class And Elegance Courtesy of Coco&#8217;s Camel Toe</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Always the demur lady, Coco visited Good Morning America on Thursday (February 2) to promote the sophomore season of her E! television reality show &#8216;Ice Loves Coco,&#8217; wearing a skin tight hot pink sweater with a pair of matching pumps and a pair of black pants tighter than a blood pressure cuff around Luenelle&#8217;s arm.
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<p>Always the demur lady, <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Coco </strong></span>visited Good Morning America on Thursday (February 2) to promote the sophomore season of her E! television reality show &#8216;Ice Loves Coco,&#8217; wearing a skin tight hot pink sweater with a pair of matching pumps and a pair of black pants tighter than a blood pressure cuff around Luenelle&#8217;s arm.</p>
<p>“I was on GMA today the segment before me ran over so I only got 3 mins air time,” she told Twitter followers. “BUMMER. But at least I got 2 gave away 4 coats to charity.”</p>
<p>Oh, Nicole. Your ass gave away more than just that. The second season of &#8216;Ice Loves Coco&#8217; premieres February 19 on E! at 10:30pm ET.</p>
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		<title>&#8216;Mistresses Of Atlanta&#8217; Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have ever used a Ronnie Hoe Quote to defend your decision of selling ass to the highest bidder &#8212; this is the day that the Lord has made. Rejoice, and be glad in it. Just know that Cathy Hughes didn&#8217;t sleep in her car for it to happen.

The Grio &#8211; It seems as if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have ever used a Ronnie Hoe Quote to defend your decision of selling ass to the highest bidder &#8212; this is the day that the Lord has made. Rejoice, and be glad in it. Just know that Cathy Hughes didn&#8217;t sleep in her car for it to happen.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2011/moa0.png" alt="moa0 Mistresses Of Atlanta Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program" align="left" title="Mistresses Of Atlanta Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program" /><a href="http://www.thegrio.com/entertainment/mistresses-of-atlanta-reality-show-may-be-in-the-works.php">The Grio &#8211;</a> It seems as if hardly a week goes by without a new reality show popping up on our television screens. </p>
<p>Well, according to several sources yet another &#8220;real&#8221; TV show full of drama, catfights and confrontations between women of color is poised to hit the airwaves: welcome to the world of the Mistresses of Atlanta.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Nothing has been confirmed yet, but a well-known pin-up girl <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Maliah Michel</strong></span> (she is rumored to have dated both Drake and Sean Kingston) is reportedly shooting a test pilot or show allegedly called, Mistresses of Atlanta.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">According to tweets posted by Michel the show brings the drama early, &#8220;Just finished shooting first scene &#8230; it&#8217;s a wrap&#8230;Shooting scene 2 now&#8230;Damn they fighting already&#8230; Not me I&#8217;m a lover&#8230;Waiting to do my interview about my life and how I like the other cast members&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Of the other four possible cast members is a girl named <strong>Rosee Divine</strong>, Atlanta rapper <strong>M&#8217;Jae</strong>, singer <strong>Strings </strong>and another woman named <strong>Sarah Oliver</strong>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Based on the tweets from cast members, photographers, makeup artists, and clothing designers outfitting them for the show, this is the first week of filming.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2011/moa4.png" alt="moa4 Mistresses Of Atlanta Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program"  title="Mistresses Of Atlanta Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program" /></p>
<p>As demonstrated by Maliah Michele, stretching is a talent that needs to hit the mainstream. Meet the rest of the cast below.</p>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/31/mistresses-atlanta-reality-show/rosee_divine_005-2/' title='Rosee Divine'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Rosee_Divine_0051-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Rosee Divine 0051 142x200 Mistresses Of Atlanta Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program" title="Rosee Divine" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/31/mistresses-atlanta-reality-show/mjae-2/' title='M&#039;Jae'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/MJae1-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="MJae1 142x200 Mistresses Of Atlanta Is Going To Be One Classy Television Program" title="M&#039;Jae" /></a>
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		<title>Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shayla1</dc:creator>
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I think it would be in bad taste on my part to address the pink elephant that is sitting in the middle of the room concerning Kimbella until she chooses to speak either way on the matter.
Love is love, and so is the shade.
Since she and Draya are seemingly cut from the same piece of [...]]]></description>
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<p>I think it would be in bad taste on my part to address the pink elephant that is sitting in the middle of the room concerning <span style="color: #ffff00"><strong>Kimbella</strong></span> until she chooses to speak either way on the matter.</p>
<p>Love is love, and so is the shade.</p>
<p>Since she and <span style="color: #ffff00"><strong>Draya</strong></span> are seemingly cut from the same piece of cloth snipped from a Baby Phat sweatsuit its no surprise the two have have sparked a friendship. I said it once, I&#8217;ll say it a thousand times: I would pay good money to watch them use a GPS system to navigate their way around NBA All-Star Weekend.</p>
<p>More flicks of the VH1 pair partying it up in New York City for Draya&#8217;s birthday on Saturday (January 28) below.</p>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/bday3-2/' title='Inside Draya&#039;s Birthday'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bday3-142x200.png" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bday3 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Inside Draya&#039;s Birthday" /></a>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/bday5/' title='Inside Draya&#039;s Birthday'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bday5-142x200.png" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bday5 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Inside Draya&#039;s Birthday" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/bday6-2/' title='Inside Draya&#039;s Birthday'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bday6-142x200.png" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bday6 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Inside Draya&#039;s Birthday" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188375/' title=' Carla Facciolo and Draya Michele'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831893-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831893 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Carla Facciolo and Draya Michele" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188382/' title='Kimbella'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831894-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831894 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Kimbella" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188396/' title=' Carla Facciolo and Kimbella'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831896-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831896 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Carla Facciolo and Kimbella" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188412/' title=' Draya Michele'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831898-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831898 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Draya Michele" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188361/' title=' Draya Michele and Kimbella'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831925-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831925 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Draya Michele and Kimbella" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188376/' title=' Carla Facciolo and Draya Michele'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831927-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831927 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Carla Facciolo and Draya Michele" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188397/' title=' Carla Facciolo and Kimbella'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831933-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831933 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Carla Facciolo and Kimbella" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188362/' title=' Draya Michele and Kimbella'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831934-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831934 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Draya Michele and Kimbella" /></a>
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<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/01/30/birds-feather-draya-kimbella/attachment/68188483/' title=' Draya Michele, Eddie Mateus, and Carla Facciolo'><img width="142" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/137831887-142x200.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="137831887 142x200 Birds of The Same Feather: Draya And Kimbella Paint The Town Red And Other Popular Lipstick Shades" title="Draya Michele, Eddie Mateus, and Carla Facciolo" /></a>
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		<title>Deelishis Shows That Ass For The Sake of Literature</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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The Hottest Summer Ever Known by author Valencia R. Williams follows the dangerous exploits of Summer DeVyne Lewis, a sexy siren with a serious case of the she&#8217;s gotta have it syndrome. First published in 2004, the book is receiving a new round of publicity thanks to a trailer featuring &#8216;Flavor of Love 2&#8242; biggest [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>The Hottest Summer Ever Known</em> by author Valencia R. Williams follows the dangerous exploits of Summer DeVyne Lewis, a sexy siren with a serious case of the she&#8217;s gotta have it syndrome. First published in 2004, the book is receiving a new round of publicity thanks to a trailer featuring &#8216;Flavor of Love 2&#8242; <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">biggest loser</span> winner, <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Deelishis</strong></span>.</p>
<p>You already know what the motto is around here. </p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Related:</span></strong> Deelishis to join Sara Stokes, Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick&#8217;s sister and other &#8220;prominent&#8221; women in Detroit on new reality series titled &#8216;Motor City Wives&#8217; <a href="http://www.s2smagazine.com/stories/2012/01/deelishis-getting-new-show">(Sister 2 Sister)</a></p>
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		<title>How Dreadful: Ginger White Says Herman Cain Wasn&#8217;t Her Only Sponsor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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If you haven&#8217;t had the pleasure of dropping a morning deuce the following intimate details from Big Daddy Cain&#8217;s piece of outside poon should get your guts churning.
“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you haven&#8217;t had the pleasure of dropping a morning deuce the following intimate details from <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Big Daddy Cain&#8217;s </strong></span>piece of outside poon should get your guts churning.</p>
<p>“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What I am going to do with my kids tomorrow?’”<span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> Ginger White</strong></span> revealed to <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/05/ginger-white-herman-cain-accuser-on-his-exit-his-arrogance-and-sex.html">The Daily Beast</a> writer Leslie Bennetts. “One time after we had sex, I cried. He said, ‘Maybe we shouldn’t do this for a while.’ So maybe he did have a heart — or half a heart. But I knew I needed his financial help.”</p>
<p>She also says that Cain was not the only man in her life who gave her money.</p>
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<p>“I’ve supported my kids and I never wanted to let my kids go without. When I was having trouble making a payment on something, there was this powerful man saying, ‘I’ll help you out.,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I remember a time when I was looking for a job, and I became separated from my first husband, John, and somebody said, ‘All you have to do is get in front of the owner of this company, and he will give you a job, because you’re pretty. And he did. The owner offered me a job, and by the end of the day, he asked me out and said, ‘I can help you with some extra money.’ So that’s what happened, for probably six months or so. I wasn’t the only one he was ‘helping.’</p>
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<p>For White, getting men to supplement her income that way “started becoming a game,” she said. “It was easy for me to get help like that. It makes you a bit cold. You have to be just as clever as they are, just as cold as they are, just as calculating as they are—and sometimes beat them at their own game. But I don’t want to be depicted as a woman who sleeps with men for money. I am not that woman. There have been a lot of men who sensed vulnerability and dangled a carrot, but I am not a bad person. I am a loving mother who has always wanted to make her own way and give her kids the best. I never wanted to take a handout, and I’ve said no more times than I said yes. I’ve said no more times than you can write down.”</p>
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		<title>Tweets Is Watching: Sean Kingston Defends His New Boo</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/11/23/tweets-watching-sean-kingston-defends-boo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Sean Kingston has rumored girlfriend Maliah Michele&#8217;s back amongst other body parts.
The 21-year-old turned heads when he escorted Drake&#8217;s former stripper fling to the American Music Awards on Sunday. After red carpet pictures of the couple started making their rounds online the following day many accused the Hamburgular of scooping up Drizzy&#8217;s sloppy seconds [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Sean Kingston</strong></span> has rumored girlfriend <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Maliah Michele&#8217;s</strong></span> back amongst other body parts.</p>
<p>The 21-year-old turned heads when he escorted Drake&#8217;s former stripper fling to the American Music Awards on Sunday. After red carpet pictures of the couple started making their rounds online the following day many accused the Hamburgular of scooping up Drizzy&#8217;s sloppy seconds all while wearing a Capt. Save A Hoe cape.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sloppy seconds? Not that at all . . .  she is a great woman with a great heart that deserves the best in life,&#8221; Kingston replied to critics via his Twitter account. The tweet has since been deleted but the two lovebirds can&#8217;t stop gushing about each other. Ain&#8217;t sponsorship grand?</p>
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		<title>Video: Big Sean &#8211; Dance (A$$) Remix Feat. Nicki Minaj</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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Onika never took too kindly to the shit you talked about her twerk skills not being up to par in the &#8220;Massive Attack&#8221; video, and it shows. Get you a piece, whore!


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<p>Onika never took too kindly to the shit you talked about her twerk skills not being up to par in the &#8220;Massive Attack&#8221; video, and it shows. Get you a piece, whore!</p>
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		<title>NeNe Leakes: &#8220;I Sold A Fantasy Not Pussy&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/10/31/todays-phrase-pays-sold-fantasy-pussy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Bravo invited Real Housewives of Atlanta fans to jump inside of its time machine on Sunday night with a hour-long special dedicated to showing what life was like for The Big Peach gworls long before their fine asses were ever draped in Gucci and gold.
&#8220;I sold a fantasy, not pussy,&#8221; NeNe Leakes explained matter-of-factly [...]]]></description>
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<p>Bravo invited Real Housewives of Atlanta fans to jump inside of its time machine on Sunday night with a hour-long special dedicated to showing what life was like for The Big Peach gworls long before their fine asses were ever draped in Gucci and gold.</p>
<p>&#8220;I sold a fantasy, not pussy,&#8221; <strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">NeNe Leakes</span></strong> explained matter-of-factly while discussing her past as a 25-year-old single mom stripper. &#8220;Like that&#8217;s just what it was. I just felt very powerful.  I made a ton of fucking money, like I just couldn’t stop. I went a bought a brand new car, I was paying my son’s tuition.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I thought of the men as an ATM machine. I gotta tell ya, I liked it,&#8221; she said with a laugh.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Check out throwback flicks of Silk and commentary from her friends after the jump!</span></strong></em></p>
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		<title>News Break: Woman Arrested After Stripping At A Club Where She Didn&#8217;t Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rather the naked hustle than the dope game. Setting up shop on Avon Barksdale&#8217;s block without the proper permits would have resulted in more than a slap on the wrist by law enforcement.
A Florida woman decided the strippers at a Clearwater strip club weren&#8217;t quite getting the job done. That&#8217;s when Natalie Behnke, 25, strutted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rather the naked hustle than the dope game. Setting up shop on Avon Barksdale&#8217;s block without the proper permits would have resulted in more than a slap on the wrist by law enforcement.</p>
<blockquote><p><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/smh.png" alt="smh News Break: Woman Arrested After Stripping At A Club Where She Didnt Work " align="left" title="News Break: Woman Arrested After Stripping At A Club Where She Didnt Work " />A Florida woman decided the strippers at a Clearwater strip club weren&#8217;t quite getting the job done. That&#8217;s when Natalie Behnke, 25, strutted into the Baby Dolls Lounge stage and started to disrobe and dance.</p>
<p>She took her clothes off, danced, and asked customers for money, according to the Huffington Post. Baby Dolls Lounge is a gentleman&#8217;s club, so why was Behnke&#8217;s strip show so improper?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s because Behnke doesn&#8217;t actually work at Baby Dolls Lounge. And it wasn&#8217;t amateur night, either. She also harassed some of the lounge&#8217;s real dancers, according to the Huffington Post.</p>
<p>Behnke was so aggressive with the Baby Dolls Lounge dancers and employees that the police were called. When authorities arrived on the scene, she was found standing outside the lounge in her underwear. Police determined that she was drunk. She was then arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication, according to the Huffington Post.</p>
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<p>Charges of disorderly conduct usually make it a crime to be drunk in public. But, disorderly conduct isn&#8217;t just limited to public intoxication. Individuals can be charged with disorderly conduct if they are too loud or obnoxious in public, or otherwise &#8220;disturbs the peace.&#8221;</p>
<p>In Behnke&#8217;s case, not only was she drunk in public but it&#8217;s probable that she was also very disruptive to the public peace.</p>
<p>Behnke pled guilty to the misdemeanor charge and paid a $525 fine, the Huffington Post reports. For those wondering about Behnke&#8217;s background, the would-be stripper was described as a &#8220;habitual juvenile offender&#8221; and is currently homeless.</p>
<p>For those who think the Florida woman&#8217;s impromptu stripping is strange, think again. &#8220;Stuff like that happens all the time,&#8221; said a Baby Dolls Lounge office manager in response to Natalie Behnke&#8217;s strip show, the Huffington Post reports. <a href="http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird/2011/09/fl-woman-arrested-for-stripping-at-club-she-doesnt-work-at.html">(source)</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jacking For Posts: NFL Stars Reveal Their Dirtiest Groupie Secrets To Complex</title>
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The thirst is real. Several NFL players anonymously recounted their dirtiest groupie tales to Complex.com, offering a glimpse into the current groupie scene in professional sports. Deion Sanders said it best: Must be the money that&#8217;s turning them on.

What hotels are the easiest to sneak them in on the road?
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<p>The thirst is real. Several NFL players anonymously recounted their dirtiest groupie tales to <a href="http://www.complex.com/sports/2011/09/nfl-stars-reveal-their-dirtiest-groupie-secrets?page=2">Complex.com</a>, offering a glimpse into the current groupie scene in professional sports. Deion Sanders said it best: Must be the money that&#8217;s turning them on.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>What hotels are the easiest to sneak them in on the road?</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;Any hotel, you just have to do it right. The floor that the players are on has security, so a lot of times players just get a room in the same hotel on a regular floor.&#8221; &#8211; Former NFC East safety</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>What&#8217;s the craziest groupie story that&#8217;s happened to you?</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;In L.A. this chick domed me and my partners up. We left the room and our other homeboy went in to go fuck. We hear her moaning in the room, we’re laughing. And then all of a sudden we hear this weird noise. We thought she was choking him. We ran into the room to see what was going on, and it turns out that when he busted his nut, he threw up on her at the same time. Shit was hilarious and disgusting.&#8221; &#8211; NFL Pro Bowl tackle</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>What&#8217;s the most money you&#8217;ve spent on a groupie at one time?</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;None…they’re groupies. You don’t have to spend money on ‘em.&#8221; &#8211; Free agent free safety</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;This girl wasn’t a groupie, but a chick I was dating. Me and her went to hang out and it was $500 times 2 for travel, $300 for food, throw away money about $200, hotel about $800 and that’s $2300 for a three-day weekend. Now imagine if you have a groupie, and y’all are staying in the Fontainebleau in Miami and hitting clubs and buying tables. You can easily spend $5K without blinking.&#8221; &#8211; NFC offensive guard</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>How do they get in contact with you?</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;Social media mostly. They also give you the groupie stare at the club too. Just stare at yo’ ass until you speak to them. Be hypnotizing guys [laughs].&#8221; &#8211; NFL Pro Bowl lineman</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;Mainly in the clubs. Anytime there is a big event like a Super Bowl or All-Star weekend, they are around. They make sure to get your attention by the way they dress or they’ll approach you. I’ve had girls slip their number in my pocket before. When they come up to me, they’ll say they&#8217;re your biggest fan or &#8216;I can tell you play football by the way you’re built.&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; Former NFC East safety</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;I’ve had a waitress see that I’m big by my size. Once she took my credit card for the meal, she remembered my name or wrote it down or whatever and gave me my receipt. Within five minutes of leaving the restaurant, I get hit up on Twitter, and it’s her with a nude twitpic talking bout &#8216;This is what I look like fresh out the shower after work.&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; An anonymous #75</p>
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