Listen, some girls have to kiss a lot of frogs before they find their prince charming. And by frogs I mean dicks. Nonetheless, they deserve the same shit that Future often struggles to harmonize about — love.
Days after Lil Wayne announced that he slept with the wife of Chris Bosh during a All-Star Weekend party, Cam’ron took the opportunity to weigh in on the past exploits of Mrs. Bosh’s cookies and apple juice.
Despite the shade that is often thrown around on this site about what women, including Queen Latifah, do behind the closed doors of their bedrooms and sleazy hotel rooms for the weekend, let the record indicate that in this house I believe that what a woman does with her vagina, or strap-on, is her business.
If you want to go and sleep with as many men as you can within a 24-hour time span and allow their semen to marinate inside your panties like Kobe Bryant’s accuser that’s your God given right.
Now that I have made sure I didn’t offend any hoes sugar babies, allow me to add this minor detail: Just recognize that you are opening yourself for shade. If you’re cool with that, you’re cool with me! Let’s play Words With Friends.
But first, let’s bypass this awkward item. Aspiring rapper Hazel-E has a story to tell.
For the sake of the hip-hop culture I say aspiring rapper because I can’t categorize what she does as rhyming but I applaud her efforts. But I digress.
I’m far from an industry professional but me no think it would be wise to allow Hazel-E to participate in this type of interview this early in her career, especially since it will serve as her first formal introduction to audiences in most cases. Shame on her publicist. Teairra Mari should know better.
“Let Me Ride That Donkey” by the 69 Boyz is probably the ringback tone you would hear if you dialed Maxine Shaw: Attorney at Law ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ southern belle Phaedra Parks to assist in getting your neighborhood dope boy out of a jam.
It’s common knowledge that when it reaches a certain temperature Black folks tend to show their asses. Phaedra is just going about it another way.
Try to respect the vulnerability here. No one ever said selling pussy by the grands (her prestigious words, not mine) was going to be easy. Not a single soul.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest photos of Trina
Dade County’s patron saint of paid hoes, rapper Trina, hints at a prospective career choice if her upcoming album doesn’t get off the ground the way she anticipates in the music video for “I’m Back.” Check out more pictures from the video set inside.
When ass falls through the house everybody else sits down. Popular urban model Rosa Acosta will make her debut as the face of 9Five Eyewear in its Summer 2012 Collection. The Dominican Republican native got her start in music videos and is currently trying to expand her reach to new fans. Check out shots from the campaign below.
Inside, take a glimpse of singer Teyana Taylor and ‘Basketball Wives LA’ bad girl Draya Michele turn up their sexy for the latest issue of Black Men magazine. That’s right, Pound Puppy is racked up and wants to show it.
