If you ditched last night’s True Life shenanigans on Twitter to catch up on RuPaul’s Drag Race on VH1 uninterrupted [I had to do the same for The Bad Girls Club reunion] you missed out on 36 flavors of fuckery, a very serious offense that carries up to 6 months in the wig crypt. I’m not sure who kicked off the proceedings but I went ham sandwich with it for about two hours.
Mariah.
Janet.
Buffie.
Although these divas are close to getting their AARP card, they are none the less still trying to adhere to young men and some women (I see you Da Brat) inane fantasies of being scantily clad sex objects and displaying their (natural?) goodies.
The video above shows Buffie the Bawdy showing you kids how to get your body in shape for the upcoming cookouts, family reunions, and hot summer nights in sweaty black clubs. I guess no one wants to follow the Omari West workout plan anymore . . .
With enough collagen and industrial silicone [you know they can only afford back-room botox parties] Biggie’s jump-off and Lola Luv partied the pain away at a Baltimore nightclub recently. Wearing their signature fake contacts, they posed for pictures and seemed to establish a rapport that only D-listers can achieve. Amber Rose, meet your future self.
The only thing missing is a Carls Jr. cheezburger.
I tried to close my eyes and click my heels twice to turn these pictures of Mariah Carey frolicking around on set of “H.A.T.E.U.” into a behind the scenes video of the Summer 2010 campaign for Ashley Stewart but my lamb power is obviously running low today.
All the butterflies and unicorns in the world can’t stop Mooriah Carey from showing off her God given curves [that's what we are calling them from now on] to anybody that will look. You’re looking, you’re looking! On a more serious note, I can only imagine the types of Pixar Studio shit that will have to be done in post edit. Visit Dlisted for more puppy power!
With all the trick shit and general fuckery going on in today’s world, T-Pain walking around with a picture of a nude Cassie on a t-shirt at a movie premiere is hardly news here in Crunkland . . . but replace that broad with Fantasia and we may be working with a little something something!
Long before Cassie and Rihanna sent the fans men in their lives pictures of their tanqueray areas Miss Barrino was popping it for her pimp. While its true that Tasia Mae’s pictures may not be as racy as the others but her tongue action more than makes up for it.
Real girls get down on the floor, on the floor.
After four years of selling ass on her own CoCo Johnson is still finding creative and cost effective ways to take care of her babies. She flipped her notoriety as the psycho ex-girlfriend of Bill Maher to respected fashion designer and well known 99 cent store wig connoisseur. Now that’s a five star bitch. Here she is werking and twerking for the gods on the red carpet at the LA Fashion Week Kick Off Cocktail Party on Monday night. Only Golden Brooks can you give off more fever but that broad is still on maternity leave.
See Amber Rose? There is life in the fashion industy long after you have been dropped off on the side of the road and left for dead.
In London, Amber Rose was unveiled as the face of ‘Boadicea The Victorious’ the new fragrance by Michael Boadi. Keeping it low key in an all black ensemble [ALL BLACK EVERYTHING] Amber appeared to be all smiles as her boyfriend/Personal AMEX card Kanye stayed in the states to keep a low profile and prepare for his tour with Lady Gaga.
Don’t quote me on this, but I assume that the perfume will smell like spandex, ass and Hennessy.
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