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Skeet or Delete: ATL’s Housewives Hit The Small Screen

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I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t a little anxious to see what the heffas - - excuse me, ladies on Bravo’s reality show ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ have in store this season. Although the preview episode did leave me with a bitter taste and a look of utter disgust  NeNe’s wig and over the top personality will probably be the driving force that makes me tune in each week. Are you going to tune in tonight?

Check It: Meet The Real Housewives of Atlanta [SR]

Cover To Cover: Reagan Gomez

Zaria Peterson, er, Reagan Gomez covers the November issue of King. I’m assuming since her first name is also the last name of a former president that someone came up with the genius idea of having homegirl flaunt her goodies for the Election Issue. Ya’ll so smart!

Ciara’s Vibe Spread

First Oprah’s mama says to hell with paying her bills and now Ciara is trying to slang ass for publicity. Damn this recession, damn it to hell. Shouts out to Ice for the scans!

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Another Day, Another Jump-Off Post

An alleged source close to the Atlanta woman that filed a restraining order on basketball player Shaquille O’ Neal has stepped forward to give some inside scoop about the aspiring rapper’s sexual romps with different men in the ATL.

Here’s the scoop via Necole Bitchie:

As her [Alexis Miller a/k/a Mary Jane] previous make up artist and shoulder to cry on I know the facts. I know her personally and I feel very sorry for her because she is borderline Bi-Polar with a young child. Yes, she was Shaq’s jump off for two years, waiting for him to end it with his wife. Shaq has flown her from coast to coast in his Jet on his time for his needs.

Alexis was a Flight Attended turned Rapper (not singer) trying to make it big for over a year now in Atlanta. The sh*t hit the fan when he kept promising her to pay for her breast augmentation (boob job) for over a year now, scheduling the surgery for her but would cancel when he heard rumors that she was stepping out with other Men in Atl. He would dangled what she wanted and then she would break off scheduled hook ups with Shaq to show him she was serious about making Shaq keep his promises, he promised securing her a place to live and her breast surgery.

He only would spend money on clothes, designer bags and her studio time but of course she wanted more. It was easy for her to stand up Shaqs scheduled trips when he sent for her because she was busy being everyone else’s jump off in Atlanta as well.. getting a bad rep sleeping with guys in the Atl industry scene.

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Cover To Cover: Hoopz For King Magazine

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LexAve from Straight From NYC got first dibs on Hoopz’s October 2008 King magazine cover. Her fake lashes makes her eyes look a little wonky but thumbs up on everything else. Girl, you better sell that ass like your credit score is depending on it!

T. Error Mari is a good girl gone bad though? I’ll get back to you on that.

News Break

Good lady ladies and zestlemen! There’s nothing quite like Monday prostitution fuckery to set the tone of the entire week.

A fight between a suspected prostitute and his customer Sunday night led to a minor car wreck and charges for both men.

According to a police affidavit, a man in a truck stopped and picked up another man, who was dressed as a woman, at Third and Biscayne.

After a brief negotiation, they drove to a bank ATM at Third and Mitchell so the customer could get $50.

But the prostitute told police he became suspicious that his customer might be a police officer, so he tried to get out.

He told officers the man wouldn’t let him out, so he punched the accelerator, and the truck slammed into a car parked at the Crystal Palace skating rink.

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Skeet Or Delete: Anti-Bust It Baby Anthem

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I don’t feel like typing a little puffy paragraph about this . . . tragedy so I won’t. Visit Atlanta native Porscha’s MySpace page to listen to “I Ain’t No Bust It Baby” featuring JC. Damn you Razzi for bringing this into my circumference.

Lil’ Kim To Appear In Playboy?

FROM THE C+D VAULT: LIL’ KIM STANDING ON THE PISSIEST SOFA KNOWN TO MAN

Lil’ Kim is the latest celebrity rumored to take it all off in the pages of Playboy. While the Queen Bee has declined offers to appear in the magazine before due to religious reasons [Eli Porter pause] sources say that she is now entertaining the idea because the paper is on point this time around.

Hefner told the New York Post, “‘I am willing to shell out any amount for Kim, I’ve been trying to get her to do it for years!’

A source close to Lil Kim explained her change of heart, telling the paper, “The only reason why she declined it at the time was because the money was not enough. This time the money is right.” [source]

I have no further comment until ReRe the Body appears in a collector’s issue of King magazine.

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