I am not quite sure what is going on with Carla Bruni but I believe this is a botox-restrained side-eye that would be much more potent if not but for aforementioned botox. I would need to see the before and after of this picture to fully grasp what Michelle is doing, but knowing her I am going to say that this is probably the end of a direct-side-eye with pursed lips combo that she is legendary for.
Your sister in Christ [copyright Durty Mo],
Creolatina
Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon isn’t buying whatever meth and glowstick products Taylor Momsen is trying to sell! Take notes kids, this is the proper technique for giving a hoe the direct side-eye without them ever noticing. Not that you care or anything, you gangsta bitch you.
Judging from the slight Bobby Brown inspired twist in her mouth Adrienne is a veteran at giving the evil glare. You don’t see side-eyes executed like this everyday. She may not be able to act worth a damn but bravo to her for being able to stare directly into a bitch’s soul!
Last time we heard from R&B singer Houston he was rambling on and on about men in jail trying to steal booty and his “eye injury.” He was photographed throwing up the best side [are we really still doing this?] in Los Angeles over the weekend. When I showed this picture to one of my friends she said she could see pass [pun intended] his empty eye hole and give him the business.
Um, really?
My thing is this: If this momofuka gougedout his own damn eye imagine what he could do to yours. Exactly.
[Flick via Necole Bitchie]
I hope all my fellow fuckery enthusiast had a wonderful weekend and all that good shit. Now on to the meat and potatoes.
I will not comment on the following gossip item but rather insert several side-eyes where I see necessary.
THE hottest after-hours party in Hollywood isn’t at a club – it’s at Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills bachelor pad. One source said, “Eddie has taken the after-hours party up a notch since he’s been single. Murphy and Johnny Gil [who lives in the sprawling manse's guesthouse - - side-eye] have been holding bowling tournaments in the house’s bowling alley almost every weekend. He even hired DJ Ruckus to spin one party.” Guests have included Busta Rhymes, [side-eye] Bobby Brown and Dallas Austin. “When Bobby was there, they messed with him and kept playing songs by [Brown's ex] Whitney Houston.” A rep for Murphy didn’t return e-mails. [source]
We all kno that Bobby Brown is always looking for a place to lay his naps but Busta, what it is right now? If you believed Terrence Dean when he “outted” Mr. Rhymes in his book then you are probably not surprised one bit.
So Melisa is Rihanna’s best high school friend cum tag-a-long personal assistant . . . whatever.
Besties right?
Well look at the last pic from this week’s kids choice awards. Missed it? Look at the red head all the way to your right. Somebody ain’t happy. Maybe Chris is messing up the “best friend” arrangement she and Rih have going on.
I laughed my ass off when I saw this.
- – Tammi C.