If being different just for the sake of being different turns you off, skip this post entirely. The scene around London Fashion Week is a couture de fuckery at its finest — and the gworls live. Here’s a few quick snapshot of rapper / social media shit starter Azealia Banks, Roc Nation artist Rita Ora and the incomparable Pete Burns beating down the block.
Editor’s Note: Blame yours truly for the delayed roll out on this entry. Between teaching the choreography from the “Run The World (Girls)” video to underprivileged queens and my recent travels I have fallen behind on some of my duties here in Crunkland, including posting this story written by the oh so talented Jas Fly. Don’t tase me, bro.
Last week C+D was invited out to the GOOD Music event presented by Heineken and Kanye West. I knew ahead of time that making the show wasn’t happening for me, but that it would be a shame to let the opportunity past. Because when House Mother Kanye calls, well, you better answer. I fiddled my thumbs for 20 minutes or so before the light bulb in my brain came on. I reached out to Jas (I had been a fan of her writing for months and knew she was based in The Big Apple) and the rest is history. A special thanks to Alison from Team Epiphany for all of her hard work behind the scenes.
Commandeering the Lollapalooza stage in a pair of sky high YSL ankle boots while rocking an equally towering bleach blond mohawk, Erykah Badu continued to drive home the point that she does not give a damn about what fashion critics have to say. You know, for all parties under the false pretense that she did.
Youngsinick: Did Willow bash The Karate Kid remake publicly? That’s the only excuse I have for why Will & Jada put her in those pants.
Fresh: At least she didn’t show up on the red carpet dressed like the fourth member of Dirty Money this time. I hope those pants shoes are available at Torrid soon. You Dead Azz Wrong will have content for days.
Youngsinick: As will Willow’s classmates on the playground. I’d be excited if I just learned to tie my shoes, too, but pace yourself, Willow. This is probably the first time Jaden isn’t getting all of the attention. He’ll be wearing one big belt buckle in two weeks tops.
After receiving thousands of tips regarding her delicate situation Trap Jesus was finally able to get through to Kelis and convince her to ditch the gray tinted hair. The war against blinding glowsticks hasn’t come to an end [it probably never will ] but this small battle is over.
No shots of Queen Lobster Bisque? No problem! The highly constipated premiere of Lady CaCa x Beyonce’s “Telephone” video isn’t here just yet but Stefani’s label has released stills from the video. Glowsticks be damned.
Even Kelis had to give herself the side-eye on this one. More life altering fuckery from Knight’s mama ahead.