Today’s multivitamin is from 2005 but the capsule is still potent as ever. Pretty Ricky group member Spectacular oozed enough tang to feed a small third world country every night while on the Scream IV Tour.
Being the connoisseur of cunty that I am I felt inspired to photoshop in clouds of zest dust in these spicy tuna rolls. The shy, coy pose in the second flick made me ball up in fetal position and cry. So amazing!
[Zest via The Life Files]
Myrna Colley-Lee is somewhere stunting her ass off like the diva in the video above. I can’t co-sign this but hopefully you will.
The Chicago Times Sun reports that Morgan Freeman’s wife of 24 years stands to rake in more than $100 million in a potential divorce settlement.
Among assets contributing to the actor’s bounty are a very valuable gold coin collection, a rare stamp collection, a $7 million home in the Virgin Islands, real estate in Freeman’s native Mississippi worth nearly $30 million [including a $5 million personal home], a $10 million New York apartment and a $15 million Los Angeles estate.
Start with stray shots and then pop bottles! If you see Myrna in the VIP section of your favorite night club this weekend show her some love before you grab the bottle of Patron off of her table.
Call it the end of an era. I can no longer endure the tang associated with zesty men and their love for “Single Ladies.” We’ve had a nice run but its time to shoot this Mike Vick pit in the backyard.
Crunkster Mr. Fiasco sent in this spicy tuna roll of a clip a couple of days ago, citing the zestlemen in it baring a striking resemblance to our beloved Gaymonn. I will let you be the judge.
Beyaki and her tag along sis’s performances at the World Trainwreck Music Awards aired last night. As usual, Bey performed her “If I Was a Boy”/”Single Trannies” routine, but with a Michael Jackson marching band jacket and a couch to match. Solange and the Apollo Theater Rejects did their usual shit, half-lip synced.
Besides Alicia showing them how it’s done and Estelle’s Kizzy makeover [don't get me started on Kid Rock's hillbilly shit and Mimi's 10 second appearance], the rest of the people . . . I had just no idea who they were.
Hey Fresh,
Now back in the day I was a Dru Hill Stan but this is something I just can’t keep from Crunkland eyes. This man has a Cesar, a fauxhawk, a s-curl, a fade, and some designs on his head all at the same damn time…”Ooh boy you so creative, your glowsticks glow red in a sea of green ones.”
- - Apacoonytangbang
P.S. And I threw in the pic with him and K-Ci . . . we can all use a little K-Ci in our lives now and then.
If your colors look like this, I beg of you, please do not show them. Now excuse me while I swing my Louis rag around in forgiveness of their sins.
Lady GaGa is the pinnacle of different-ness! Since I am rocking one solo contact lens right now [long story but there was some hoe shit involved - - victory!] I thought she was the youngest Knowles sister at first.
Many of her fans believe that Christina Aguilera jacked her swag from the electropop singer. Whatever the case may ultimately be someone please notify Solange that she can turn her glow sticks in at the front desk.
More flicks of GaGa, Christian Siriano, T-Pain, Tyrese, Orland Brown [roflmao] and others at Interscope, Geffen, A&M Records’ American Music Awards after-party under the hood.
Catfish Wilkerson’s old lady performed her hit song “Respect” on ABC’s Dancing For A Check And Relevancy last night wearing the remainder of the kente cloth from the Black History Month section at Joann’s! To say that it was an experience is an understatement.
Crunkster Justlikehoney1 said that Catfish “had the air conditioning set to Antarctica to keep his boo from going into full sweat mode.” You hoes just jealous!