Catfish Wilkerson’s old lady performed her hit song “Respect” on ABC’s Dancing For A Check And Relevancy last night wearing the remainder of the kente cloth from the Black History Month section at Joann’s! To say that it was an experience is an understatement.
Crunkster Justlikehoney1 said that Catfish “had the air conditioning set to Antarctica to keep his boo from going into full sweat mode.” You hoes just jealous!
If it felt a little muggy on Sunday night it was because the planet got a little dose of global warning thanks to the party goers at Paper Magazine’s 4th Annual Nightlife Awards. Word to the wise: your sweet ass better run for cover when fever and tang collide.
Solange and her glowstick worthy outfits were no match for tangmasters such as Isis [from the current cycle America's Next Top Model] and Amanda Leopore. Factor in the Civil War proper phenomenon that is The James Gang and that bitch was virtually unnoticeable. And I didn’t even bring the Retro Kids into the equation.
I hope you have plenty of water available because Honey this just isn’t one pill its a whole damn vitamin pack!
You will have to excuse any typos that come with this post since I am still trying to pull myself together! Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member NeNe’s go to gay husband Dwight will star in his own reality show tentatively titled Behind The Purple Door.
I don’t know many details surrounding the show but whenever it hits the air [or internet] I will be sure to bask in the ambiance. Thanks Ice for shooting the video in my inbox’s snatch!
I hope all my fellow fuckery enthusiast had a wonderful weekend and all that good shit. Now on to the meat and potatoes.
I will not comment on the following gossip item but rather insert several side-eyes where I see necessary.
THE hottest after-hours party in Hollywood isn’t at a club - it’s at Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills bachelor pad. One source said, “Eddie has taken the after-hours party up a notch since he’s been single. Murphy and Johnny Gil [who lives in the sprawling manse's guesthouse - - side-eye] have been holding bowling tournaments in the house’s bowling alley almost every weekend. He even hired DJ Ruckus to spin one party.” Guests have included Busta Rhymes, [side-eye] Bobby Brown and Dallas Austin. “When Bobby was there, they messed with him and kept playing songs by [Brown's ex] Whitney Houston.” A rep for Murphy didn’t return e-mails. [source]
We all kno that Bobby Brown is always looking for a place to lay his naps but Busta, what it is right now? If you believed Terrence Dean when he “outted” Mr. Rhymes in his book then you are probably not surprised one bit.
Yo Fresh!
While Obama was out trumping Jesse Jackson, our beloved Go-Go thought he’d sneak beneath our radar and appear on MadTV last Saturday. He even threw in a gravyboat of tittay oil. He should know we crave this shit right here! Check out the link below and post it to the masses. Much Luv!
- - Kimbo’s Nappy Trail Braider
Can we talk about your name chile?! I simply cannot and will not let that shit slide. Thanks for the email!
Since I’m a grown ass woman I had no idea that Raven Symone [another grown ass woman] had a YouTube channel but you learn something new everyday. Oddly enough the shit is pretty entertaining. In a I don’t have anything else better to watch while I eat lunch at my desk sort of way but you know, a bitch can’t have it all.
I won’t knock her for shaving the side of her hair off because I too have had an “I want To be Different” moment while sitting in the salon chair too but I didn’t go run and tell my YouTube subscribers about the shit. But that’s just me.
Still, I will always defend her wonky behavior because she was such a sweetheart when I met her back in the day. I just . . . wonder about the child at times. More goodies from Raven under the jump.
Sasha played dress up in some of Agnes’ old rags for the November issue of Gotham magazine. Ohhh la la! The different-ness is killing me so I am going to pass the dutchie to Concrete Loop for more flicks! Article excerpts after the jump.
I tried to find a picture of Solange by herself but you already know how that mission turned out. Word to Necole Bitchie, Papa Knowles are slanging these broads as a two for one package deal. And you can get it for the L-O!
Sol-AngeL hit up the We Are Just Here Promoting These Purses For A Check event with her sister in Tokyo wearing one of my Mama’s freakum dresses from the mid 80’s and a pair of killer heels. What’s your verdict on her look?