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All I Want For Christmas Is . . .

Posted by Fresh on December 10, 2008

Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian

A travel size edition photoshop! I haven’t pushed a kid out of my vagina yet but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a couple of stretch marks I would like to get rid of. It’s clearly done wonders for this broad. She went from looking like she ordered steroids online to all dainty and lady like. I wanna be made over!

Kim Kardashian’s younger sister [I'll never understand] Khloe is standing up for her fellow furry peeps by posing nude in a new PETA ad. She better not come around Mary J. Blige trying to preach this shit. Willona Woods is no Rachel Zoe, hoe. Thanks Jakki!

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Killing You Geriatric Hoes

Posted by Fresh on September 9, 2008

It\'s Zelda, Bitch It\'s Zelda, Bitch

Manhattan’s oldest social butterfly Zelda Kaplan devastated the masses at the Tory Burch Spring 2009 fashion show wearing her signature bold print and matching head dress. Now this is what Pee Wee West should’ve decked himself out in for the Marc Jacobs show.

Tell your Nana’s knitting group to step their pussies up.

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